The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You

What is a soulmate, you ask?

Good question.

At birth, every human being that graces this realm

is assigned a partner,

a better half, a sole soulmate.

Until now!

I present to you a boy with not one,

but 100 soulmates!

His name?

Rentaro Aijo!

This chivalrous young man

has vowed to cherish his soulmates' every trait,

and make them as happy as they possibly can be.

With his 11 girlfriends in tow--

-Wait, what? -

Hold the phone!

Who are the chicks at the end supposed to be?

Hmm, beats me.

I guess we goofed up the edit.

Ah! That's a big goof! Have you watched the show?

We're only at 11 girls!

Uh, let's cut to the opening.

Uh, no, nope, nope, not in yet.

Uh, let's cut to commercial instead.

- -We'll be right back

after this short break.

Enough, Narrator! I'm the god around here!

You betcha.

Here's Love Talk! Give Us The Deets, Please?

Today, we're coming at you live

at the most romantic shopping mall in town.

Now then, let's see if this crew of cuties is willing to spill

any deets about the butterflies in their tummies.

Convenient, you say?

I swear they're not plants.

- -Oh,

-does it really? - Mm-hmm.

Looks almost as amazing as moi!

Loli cheek smoosh!

-You wash your handies? Yep? - Excuse me.

-Do you ladies have a moment? - Huh?

This might just be your big break.

We're conducting candid interviews

for Love Talk! Give Us The Deets, Please?

- I am a massive fan! -

You betcha.

Tell us, which one of you lovely ladies has a boyfriend?

Uh...

Unanimous!

It's fate!

Every single one of them has a boyfriend.

If you can't handle the lovey and the dovey,

turn off your TVs now!

Tell us. What has your boyfriend done

that made you swoon with all your might?

We're all dying to know!

-Let's see. Oh, I have one. -

I had a heel break while we were out on a date.

If I had been by myself, I would've fallen down,

-but he was there. -

My baby caught me in his big, masculine arms.

How romantic!

A valiant prince atop a regal white steed.

And after that,

my baby carried me in his arms for the rest of the date.

Scratch that, he's just the steed!

It's sweet and all,

but where did she find her boyfriend? Dragon Quest?

- How about you, ma'am? -Me?

The viewers need someone

they can relate to, and this girl is perfect!

Shy, a little strange, and totally adorable!

This one time, my bra clasp broke.

So he... he held it together for me.

He kept it in place for the entire day.

Sweet and saucy!

Didn't you want to use a safety pin?

Sounds to me like you and your man

are all about the PDA!

- -Oh, no.

It's just that safety pins don't work,

even when I use dozens of them.

He had to use all of his willpower to do the job.

PDA! Punish dat arm!

Pardon me.

But exactly how much heat are you packing in that bad boy?

Packing? Where? Hold on, are you talking about my bra?

She's gone.

What about you, miss?

Once upon a time...

Is she talking through her phone?

...my beloved wanted to share in my love of books.

As such, he memorized dozens of tomes

and scrolled the details onto his flesh.

My prince became a living manuscript.

That sounds cursed.

Oops! What I meant to say was, what a creative guy!

I'm getting artist vibes, like Van Gogh.

He is more devoted than any artist.

He kept his ears and made them his canvas.

Now that's commitment!

Well, do you have any stories for me?

We had to cross a tall bridge on our date.

We were very high up, and he noticed I was nervous.

Ooh, let me guess. He held your hand tight

until you made it to the other side?

He swam across, and I rode on his back.

Who needs swan boats when you've got that?

And how about the lady over here?

Who, little old me?

She's a foreigner?

International romance?

Well, let's see.

I know I got that cowgirl look,

but when I tried to wrangle a bronco, I was , girl!

It was my own personal 9/11.

You what?

I was gonna give up, but then, my sugar signed us up

for the United States of Rodeo Training.

Aww! So you took horseback riding lessons with him?

Cute, and so adventurous!

No, silly!

I rodeo-ed my baby cakes!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

I would ride that cowboy

-till the cows come home! - Okay, you next.

Uff da.

Gosh, let me think.

The fella I'm dating is very supportive.

He's always going out of his way to keep me grounded.

How precious!

Nothing beats a boy

who's willing to be your pillar of support.

Yeah. No, yeah, for sure!

- Watch out! - Oh, jeez!

He saved me from squishing a cute little critter,

even though it cost my guy a broken bone or two.

Sounds like your pillar was cracking!

Now, tell us your deets!

My goodness.

I especially love the time when I set up a booby trap

to encourage some one-on-one romance.

He resisted temptation with every fiber of his being.

But still, the way he respected

and cherished me made me just burst!

Wait a second,

so he kept his eyes closed the whole time?

-This guy is a saint! -Not quite.

He banged his head against the wall

until he passed out.

Not a saint, just insane!

'Tis a powerful beast, the legendary Berserker.

Berser-car? I prefer the Berser-truck.

She said "ker", not "car."

Do you have anything to say?

I guess so.

The other day, I kinda got embarrassed

and smacked him a little.

And, uh, he wasn't pissed or anything, so that's cool.

Aww. But I'm sure your smack

was more like a tickle to a big, strong man!

Okay. No, it wasn't a tickle.

He had compound fractures all over his body.

-I’ve got a free mummy costume. - Oh, no!

He's gonna kill himself with kindness!

Please don't kill him.

Dude! It's not like I was trying to or something!

That's the most worrisome part.

You got anything juicy for us?

My skin is so silky smooth, a teacup slipped from my hand.

It was seconds away from dirtying my glamorous attire.

He braved the heat and took the brunt of it?

A noble sacrifice!

He sucked it all up, leaving not a drop behind.

Is your boyfriend a Dyson?!

A good man sips every drop!

Honors the life of each tea leaf!

- Your turn! -Hmm.

You see, as a future massage therapist,

I asked to practice on his forearms. He agreed.

So, he worked out like crazy

to become an iron-armed robot hunk for you to massage?

Kinda. The robot part is right.

But less hunk, more Straw Hat.

Are you dating pre-time-skip Franky?

What's wrong with this world?

Have all boyfriends been turning into monsters lately?

This is all about one specific boyfriend.

It makes no sense.

Someone must have a normal boyfriend.

You're up next. What's your story?

A bird snatched up my spectacles.

He traversed the country--

Sounds like a spectathlon!

He once took on some angry, rabid boars

to pick me a legendary mushroom.

Now that's a fung-guy!

To stop me from going too far in my training,

he went and used his own body to measure

just how much the human body can take.