Love per Square Foot

Sanju!

Your father's done. Come down.

The bathroom is vacant now.

What's the point? The pressure is gone now.

"Do re do re me fa so"

-"Your attention please" -Sanju!

Sanju, open the door.

I need that bottle of phenyl. Sanju!

"Your attention please"

Sanjay, please get this key fixed.

It's been a decade but this key has not been fixed yet.

Sanju!

Don't talk to me when I am in the bathroom.

Give me some space.

Your father's retiring in a month.

Then we won't have this space either.

"Your attention please" Perfect.

"Your attention please"

Reading the newspaper in the bathroom is such a bad habit.

Concentrate on the job at hand.

"209 Duronto Express"

We have a dozen bathrooms in our Kanpur home.

You can keep one for yourself.

You'll get your so called 'space'.

Sanju, come out!

Wait! I am coming.

You folks can leave when he retires.

I am a Mumbai-bred boy and I am staying here.

You'll know when you'll have to pay the rent.

No rent! I'll get my own place.

We spent a lifetime moving from one railway-quarters to another.

How will you get your own place?

I'll manage.

"Do re mi fa..."

Your father's been stuck on the 'Fa' key for ages!

But you haven't fixed that yet.

Such a selfish kid!

I told you I'll get it fixed.

Anyway, he is a railway announcer, not a singer.

Shut up!

You continue.

Mom, now only you have to do all this?

I am getting late for work.

How many times will I keep altering this gown?

Every time you try it, it's loose.

What's the hurry? There's still time.

"Still time!" Look after the dress, girl.

And that BMC keeps sending eviction notice.

-Yesterday also they sent one, you know. -Yeah, yeah.

There's chalk all over the house.

All because of that bloody Mario.

Full day jumping, pumping, with his wife on the bed.

Oh Mario!

Give that to me.

Mario! Even God rested for one day, you idiot!

Mom!

One day they will come crashing down in the middle of it.

Then why don't you leave?

Go to Canada. Live with Uncle Willy.

So many times he's asked you to come.

I'll find a place on rent.

I can afford it now.

The wedding will happen when it has to happen.

Yeah, but when?

This building will become my grave. Only then will you say "I do"?

I don't.

Jesus!

Mario! It's 8 o'clock in the morning.

You got no other work or what?

"Your attention please, passengers"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"The local traveling From Borivali to Churchgate"

"Is running two hours Behind its scheduled time"

"Passengers are requested"

"They can do what they want"

"Come on, dude Keep moving on"

"A glass of juice and Fritters to go"

"Out of space, But always room in the heart"

"The city never sleeps, Always running fast"

"Long queue for tickets, but no time"

"Without tickets, Better make yourself scarce"

"Pushed and shoved around, And also got slapped"

"International, all the local places"

"Think deep, and in bold"

"The world's crazy"

"Missed the ferry"

"Flying ferry, Morning Ferry"

"Life is a hustle"

"Tension in full swing"

"But don't worry, Just say what's on your mind"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"If you missed one, Next one's on the way"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"If you missed one, Next one's on the way"

"Your attention please passengers"

"Failed to pay the rent"

"And the landlord's on your back"

"Even the message couldn't be sent"

"Because I'm out of balance"

"Spent the night on the Platform again, my friend"

"Even though everyone rejected me"

"But Mumbai's got my back"

"Watching movies in black"

"Juhu Beach's a date site"

"Public's on a budget tight"

"And back home daily fight"

"Situation's pathetic, And out of control"

"My mind's crazy"

"Pointless blabbering daily"

"Polished my shoes and moved ahead"

"I guess you can find Clean India only where"

"It's a business, rest is too bad"

"Doesn't matter, it all goes"

"Now I deserve a tea break"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"Only for Ladies"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"Hey, kid!"

"If you missed one"

"Make some room"

"Your attention please, passengers"

"I salute you, Lord Acyuta, Keshava, Rama, Narayana"

"I salute you, Lord Krishna, Damodara, Vasudeva, Hari"

"I salute you, Lord Sridhara, Madhava, Beloved of Gopikas"

"I salute you Lord Ramachandra the Lord of Janaki"

"Hare Rama Hare Krishna"

"Hare Rama Hare Krishna"

The milk-cake.

You dog!

Don't take advantage of my situation.

Take your hands out.

Take your hands out.

Excuse me?

Someone is picking my pocket.

Hold this.

Be careful! That's not the pocket.

Catch him! Thief! Thief!

-Aren't you ashamed of picking pockets? -Mister, the train!

I'll take the next train.

I'll show you who you're messing with.

I'll hand you over to the police.

Stop it now.

It's alright, forget it.

Hey! Return his wallet.

Such a well-dressed thief!

Do you know how hard middle-class people work to earn this money? And you--

What else can I do, sir? What can I do?

I've to pay my rent, sir.

If I don't pay my rent today

my landlord will kick me out.

These are crocodile tears.

That's enough.

He's desperate.

Forget it, let him go.

I know that you've got personal problems but what you're doing is wrong.

Make an honest living. Work hard.

-Wait, I will-- -It's alright.

-No, I get it. -It's alright, sir.

I said shut up!

Did you pick my wallet too?

Sorry, sir.

Good morning.

Lift!

May I come in?

What is your backup plan?

Sorry, ma'am?

When plan A doesn't work...

go for plan B.

What's your plan B?

My server's been down since morning. I can't start my day!

Two hours.

And, if you can't give me a quarterly plan by then...

then I have a plan for you.

I've no choice but to tell you, you're fired.

Why does she treat you like a slave?

That's not true. She's a really nice person.

It's just--

-He's getting screwed in the morning. -Come on.

-You're so yummy. -Don't bite.

-Come on. -Rashi, someone might walk in on us.

Good morning, boss.

Good morning, slave.

No, Rashi. Please.

Good morning, baby. You're still awake?

But out there, it's...

Of course, I'll come in your dreams.

Okay, I am in the office. Bye.

What happened?

Rashi, what are you doing?

Rashi, this isn't a joke.

You know, this is very insulting for me.

Do you know how insulting this is for me?

Why don't you tell Kashin about us?

Tell him what?

That right after he went to London for three years

I started an affair with an office mechanic.

Rashi.