Mobile Homes

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Uh, yeah.

I'll put you through. Thanks. Bye.

Hi. My name's Ali Dresden.

Uh, yeah. You can have a seat over there. Won't be long.

Fill that out. Thank you.

- (RATTLING) - Shhh.

What?

You know, scratching it is just gonna make it worse. You gotta slap it.

Ali Dresden?

You stay here.

Okay. Thank you so much. She'll see you right away.

Third door on your right.

Give me the form.

You didn't put his age here.

Address?

We don't have one at the moment.

- What's his father's name? - My boyfriend Evan adopted him.

Is he a legal guardian?

Not with, like, the courts and stuff, no.

Do you have records of his vaccinations?

Not on me.

Uh, does he have a CPS case number?

What's that?

We can't put your kid in foster care or a group home without going through CPS.

It means he's gotta be reported for either abuse or neglect.

Yeah, no, I already told you, we just need something... temporary.

Just a place for him to hang out for the rest of the month. Nothing permanent.

Is there someone in your family who can help you with that?

We can go ahead

and arrange for an appointment with a counsellor for you

and arrange for him to have a physical.

Yeah, no, I, I... We don't need none of this.

- This form will give you all the information you need. - Okay.

If you need anything...

Uh-huh. Oh, one second, one second.

Miss, your kid just left.

He knows how to get home.

Oh!

Ow.

- Mm. - Are you happy now? - Mmm?

Yeah?

What you gonna do?

- What? - I have to be there by 1:30,

and you gotta get Bone, baby.

Baby, we need to go.

It's just so good.

- Then you got 30 seconds. - Thirty seconds.

- Mm-hmm. - To what? To do what?

- One. - To do what?

- Two. - Thirty seconds to do what?

Three, four,

five, six, seven,

eight, nine, 10...

11, 12,

13, 14...

Hey!

Hey, have you seen a boy with blonde hair?

Bone!

Hey! I couldn't find him.

Baby, I don't have time for this shit!

Let's just get out of here before he shows, or I'll fuckin' kill him.

- It's this one here. - Yeah. Here.

And it's got a green door.

- (EXHALING) - Alright.

- Hey, hey! - Hey.

- What's going on, man? - You guys are late.

- You good? - Good, man.

- Hey, baby, get the box that says "Mickey" on it. - Oh.

- Hey there, sugar momma! - Hi.

- Can you feel that? - Uh-huh.

It's climate controlled, baby.

So... I was looking at a yardling too...

I'd hate to see you go down early.

So, basically, if you put down 1,500 now,

you're gonna get double back, if not more.

I'll give you 1,200 for that. Hey, where's Bone?

He's in the motel, playing hide-and-seek with himself.

Mick, come on, man, we gotta go. Let's get this money.

Baby, will you get the phone?

You doing that now? Baby, get the phone. It's in the jacket.

Come on!

- Argh! - Come on. Get it. It's gonna go...

Hey, Sean.

Hey, yeah, we're on our way now.

Hello?!

Hey, there was still some left!

Whatever, baby. Go lick it off the door.

Knew we were gonna be fucking late.

You know what you did, right?

- Hmm? - You know what you did.

You made me look like a fucking idiot, bringing in that second box.

So? It worked. Give me the money.

You just gotta tell me beforehand, bring me in, so I know what you're doing.

- I just don't see what the big deal is. - Baby, we're a team. Alright?

Fuck it, he's not gonna come.

Let's just go get Bone.

Why did you do that?

It's disgusting, man! Ugh!

Go check the brake lights for me.

- Now? - Yeah, now.

I checked them five days ago.

- Okay, drive! - How's it look?

Go!

Stop! Yeah!

- See? They work, asshole! - They work?

- Hey! - See ya!

Evan?!

Evan!

Where the hell were you?

Hey, hey! Chick-a chick-a chicken!

Chicken! You want dinner, Bone?

You want dinner?

Did you get me extra-crispy?

Of course I got you extra-crispy.

Where you been?

- Let me... - Huh?

- ...go. - Dude, I can't hear you.

Hey, baby.

You can't let us down like you did.

We missed a dropoff because of you today. Okay?

And this truck has gotta be clean for pickups.

How many times do I have to fuckin' tell you? I don't wanna tell you again.

It's your job to make sure everything is in its fucking place. Okay?

Don't run away.

Baby.

Baby. Baby, baby, baby. Baby.

Don't fuck with me. Baby, come on.

Baby.

Don't fuck with me like that.

You forgot Bone.

Ah....

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Come on, man. I'm freezin'.

Whoo.

He's gonna drown. - Use your arms. Your legs!

Baby.

Come on, use your legs.

Get on my back, baby. He's good. Look.

Look at that. Look at that.

Uh-huh. Keep going. Use your legs, use your legs!

Whoo! - Arms and legs. Keep going, keep going!

You can swim! Bone, you can swim!

- You're doing it, Bone! - Yay!

You're like a dolphin. Keep going! Come on!

I'm givin' it my all! Get out of the way!

Why do you have your sunglasses on? It's dark.

'Cause your mom is so fuckin' hot,

it burns my eyes if I was gonna take them off, okay?

You go into the house and make sure no one's home.

Okay?

Go.

What?

Well done. Good boy.

This place is alright.

And...

Huh.

Baby.

Open your mouth.

Open your mouth. Open.

- Hey, Bone! Bone! - What?

They left their barn door open, so now we got free bird food.

Alright, so this is a real good bird.

It's got clear eyes, and its beak here is a very well-set beak.

- You see that? - Yeah.

- You're gonna love this bird. It's great. - Oh!

Eh, no! Don't be a pussy!

Sometimes the bird gets too much shit and gunk in its eyes from all the fighting,

so then you just gotta go like this.