She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

What is the responsibility of those with power?

Do they merely have an obligation to refrain from the misuse of that power?

Or do they have a duty to protect those without it?

Two rhetorical questions.

The defendant used their limitless resources,

political and monetary, for financial gain at the expense of public safety,

- causing the deaths of innocent people. It's so wordy.

They did this because they believed they would not be held accountable.

That their power shielded them from very real consequences.

But today, you, the jury, can prove that's not the case.

More smiles.

Show them that they will be held accountable,

because those with the most power

have the most to answer for.

And you win the case.

And you are not helpful here at all.

This is gonna land better coming from me.

Plenty of time to switch things up and let me do the closing.

Dennis, you don't know but I will kill you

and Jen won't prosecute. So I will get away with it.

It's a conflict of interest. I don't condone murder. Bye, Dennis.

You're gonna listen to a paralegal over a lawyer?

Yeah.

- This is unprofessional. - That was so good.

- It was so good. - Seriously?

How you used the weight of civic duty during your closing argument?

I almost cried during parts of it.

Now top it off with a savage Jen Walters look.

What? I don't have a savage Jen Walters look.

There it is.

- That was perfect. - Okay. Really?

- Do you think so? - (CHUCKLING) Yes. Come on.

It's amazing. It's so great.

Jen, there is a reason why you were handpicked to go against GLK and H, okay?

The leveling up is happening. This is good.

My little genius is gonna be a district attorney one day.

Ah, maybe one day, but right now I just need to

- stick the landing on this case. - You will.

And if it doesn't go our way, you can just Hulk out?

Blow everyone's minds?

Well, the only Hulking out I'm gonna do is in the legal sense.

Oh, no, Jen.

- No? No, that's not funny, Jen.

- I only tell it to you. - Yeah.

- (CHUCKLES) - One sec.

Yeah, about that. Um, it's true. I am a Hulk.

Uh, and I'm guessing you won't be able to

focus on this fun lawyer show until you know all about that.

So, let me get you up to speed.

A few months ago, I went on a road trip with my cousin Bruce.

Yeah, and it worked. I mean, my arm started to heal.

- No one thought it was... Yes, that Bruce.

It's all because I made this little device which keeps me in human form.

That was the longest answer to "what've you been up to" I've ever heard.

- Well, you asked me, so I answered. - (GRUNTS)

What's up with this?

- Cheetos and chopsticks? - Yes.

So you don't get Cheetos fingers.

- My God. That's really smart. - You're not the only genius in the family.

No, there's also Ched.

Okay. So, back to what I was saying before, my theory.

- Oh, God. - Um,

Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service.

- Says who? - The History Channel.

So, he becomes Captain America.

And from that moment on, a symbol of America,

he is rushed to the frontlines, he becomes a war hero.

- Then he is frozen in ice. - Right.

So, based on everything you've told me,

after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster

to world-threatening disaster.

That's when he's not a fugitive from the law, right?

So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy.

All you're doing is repeating everything

that I've told you about my friend and colleague.

- Obviously, Captain America was a virgin. - Look out!

Bruce.

- (BRUCE GROANS) - Bruce.

- (CLICKS) - (JENNIFER SHUDDERS)

Okay.

Okay.

No, Jen. Jen, I'm bleeding.

The inhibitor.

Jen, get away from me. I'm bleeding.

- (JENNIFER PANTING) - Get away.

- (GASPS) Ooh!

Girl, what happened to you?

Who did this to you?

Are you okay?

No judgments. Whoever did this to you does not care about you.

You do not need him. Or her. Or them.

You need shoes. This is a public bathroom.

Right. I got some here. Take these. Right there.

Put this on.

Oh, thank you. But I just need to get cleaned up.

No need to put makeup on me.

- Yes, you do. - Do you have anywhere to go?

I have to call my cousin to get me. Can I borrow somebody's phone?

Here. Sure. Here you go.

All right, we're out. - Ladies' night was a bust.

Take care, guys. MAN 2: Where we goin', fellas?

I don't know. He has the keys. MAN 1: Hey.

What's up?

- How you doin'? - Fine. Thank you.

You with anyone?

- I'm waiting for my ride. - What's your name?

- I think my boyfriend's coming. Oh, come on. Where you going?

Let us keep you company.

Hey, we're just being friendly.

- Yeah. Where you going? - So what? You too good to talk to us?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Good morning.

Sorry. I thought I'd get a little work done.

You're Hulk again.

Smart Hulk.

Wow. - (CHUCKLES)

Yeah. I didn't come up with it.

You never have a choice with these names.

- (SIGHS) - Where are we?

Mexico.

Don't worry. I talked to your parents. They know we're okay.

This is where I spent The Blip fixing myself

and integrating the Hulk-Banner identities.

In this tiny beach house lab.

Yeah. Tony built it for me a few years ago.

- Tony Stark. - Oh, right, right, right.

He used to joke that it was a loaner,

and that one day he'd just swing by and take it back.

You okay?

Wait.

- Did we hit a spaceship? - Yeah.

Sakaaran Class-Eight courier craft.

Probably trying to deliver a message.

I gotta get to the bottom of that.

You know, weird stuff just kinda finds you when you're a Hulk.

But first, we gotta deal with you.

Me? What happened to me?

I changed.

Look. (SIGHS)

I'm sorry.

I tried to warn you.

My blood got into your system,

and after the wreck, you got a lethal dose of gamma radiation.

Lethal?

As in I'm gonna die?

No, there is more to it that I'm going to explain.

That is not the sentence

- to take a pause on, Bruce! Okay.

Look. Look.

You and I, we share a rare combination of genetic factors

that allow us to synthesize gamma radiation

into somethin' else.

So I turn into a Hulk now, too.

I've been analyzing your blood.

And the way it synthesized gamma,

I was able to use it to completely heal my arm.

Oh.

Because I'm better than you?

Mmm. It's basically different.

In a better way.

In conclusion, my arm is healed

and now I'm able to be my fully integrated self again.

Smug Hulk.

Smart Hulk.

Well, it's pretty smug to call yourself smart.

I didn't come up with it.

You use it. Implied endorsement.