We, Without Wings - Under the innocent sky (俺たちに翼はない -under the innocent sky.)

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Geez, Birdy, I'm gonna be late again 'cause

you didn't wake me up on time!

Sorry, I'm not the perfect little sister who does

all the chores and takes care of you too.

I guess I'm more like a cousin, huh?

Surprise! Good morning!

Did you sleep well, future hubby?

Um, Asuka. What are you doing?

Sharing a little affection with my man.

You're making a scene!

Who cares?!

Let's give 'em an eyeful!

Hey, let go of him!

Listen, future sister-in-law, he's mine,

so I get to manhandle him.

No need to get all jealous n'stuff.

I mean, not unless- Oh my! That's so wrong.

It's not wrong!

He's mine!

And we're always going to be together!

Forever!

Wait a second.

What's that mean.

Oh, no! Make way, everyone!

My brakes aren't working so great!

Oh, hello, I didn't see you standing there;

what a surprise, we just seem to keep running into each other

everywhere, huh?

It must be like fate or something.

Call me old-fashioned, but this feels like something

straight out of a fairytale, wouldn't you agree?

Like when a prince and princess are destined

to share a sweet kiss?

Hey!

Take my advice. When it comes to those girls,

it's like that song by Freaky Five. Laugh all of them off

with extreme genocide, 'kay?

The only girl that you need in your life is me.

Today, once again, nothing in the world is wrong.

Yeah, right.

"Everyone in the world likes me, and all arrows point to me, too.

Wouldn't it be nice if a world like that existed?"

Well, that's how our story begins tonight on DJ Condor's.

"Love Letters From the Abyss!"

As always, this program is brought to you by

the host with the most, the Ayatollah of rock'n rolla,

the man, the myth, the legend-DJ Condor!

For those of you tuning in, boy do we have a doozy

for you tonight!

It's a story of deception, alternate realms, sexy babes,

and a whole lot more!

It's a real whale of a tale!

You'd better strap yourselves in, kiddos, because trust me,

this is gonna be one bumpy ride!

Hey, nice to meet you!

How are you doing today?

If it's okay, I'm gonna be counting on you

for a little while, that is, if you'd be so kind!

This is Shusuke Chitose.

He styles himself as a real ladies' man,

but he's always broke, even though he works

various part-time jobs.

And this is Alexander, a restaurant in Yanagihara.

Pay attention.

Because this place is the focal point, and it all begins here!

Oh, hey, hot stuff, didja miss me?!

Just zip it.

Okay?

I wanna have a singles' party.

Oh, yeah?

That's a great idea!

Wow, you da man, Karuo!

You never cease to amaze me, dude!

Did I ever tell you that I really look up to you

and that I think you're a genius and stuff?!

I really hope my butt-kissing- I mean, admiration-

means that I'm invited to this party!

Yeah, don't worry, you are!

This scruffy, yet handsome guy dreaming up the singles' party

is Alexander's owner, Karuo Karube.

Age 35.

A lifelong bachelor and a bit of a perv.

In addition to chicks, he has a thing for group urination.

What we need are chicks.

Kakeru, I'm leaving it up to you to round up some hot ones.

And also, make sure they're the kind of girls that get scared

when it thunders and need a big, strong man

to console them, 'kay?

Forget it.

What?!

This is Kakeru Otori.

Stylish, cool, and handsome.

A bit of a playboy, and because of his connections,

our source to find hot chicks.

But since it sounds like he's refusing to help us procure

said hot chicks for the party-

Crap!

This party is doomed!

We won't get girls that get scared by thunder and need big,

strong men to console them!

Then why not just change the requirements to girls

who walk barefoot on the beach and stare pensively

under storm-tossed skies?!

Excellent idea!

I can envision girls like the kind you see

in perfume commercials that don't make a lick of sense,

or maybe like actresses in any number

of pretentious art-house movies!

Alright then.

We need you.

How 'bout it?

We're counting on you, dude!

Give it up.

Stop closing the door!

Come on, Kakeru, why do you have to be like that?

Without your help, do you know what our chick selection

is limited to?

Cougars that stick tips in my pants and that toothless,

homeless broad in the alley.

Tell them all that I said hi, would you?

Kakeru, we're begging you here!

You've got a network of hot chicks that me and Karuo don't!

Can't you throw a few our way?!

Won't you please find it in your heart to help those

who are less fortunate than you?!

I'm sure you'll manage somehow, Shu.

Alright, fine!

Thanks to you, me and Karuo won't be getting any,

Mr. Selfish!

That's a good thing, especially since Karuo is engaged.

Wait, you're getting hitched?!

Yeah, next month in fact.

He's also gonna be a daddy.

And you, knocked her up?!

That's yes to both, and that's exactly why I wanna have

a singles' party before I have to settle down!

That's so cool!

One last fling in the face of a looming domestic life

with the same woman!

You're going out like a real champ, dude!

I hope you bang a bunch of broads

to commemorate the occasion!

That's not a good idea, unless you want to get

more girls pregnant than just your fiancée.

Hey, this party's a get-together, not an orgy

where we do the horizontal mambo all night!

The only thing we're gonna be trading is conversations,

not condoms, you understand?!

Heh, I've never heard of "trading condoms" before.

Wow, So how's that work exactly?

You pass 'em around before or after you use 'em?

You misunderstand, smartass!

Besides, I don't use rubbers!

A real man never does!

Which explains why your fiancée is pregnant.

Hey, flunkie, can I get a refill?

Right away, sir!

Sorry, I didn't see you were empty.

Here you go.

As for that nickname, I may not be a "flunkie" for much longer.

That's right!

Kinako here's gonna attempt to pass

the college entrance exams again!

And if she aces them, she'll go to school with sexy coeds

who run around the dorms in their underwear

and shower together!

Well, I don't know about that, but I am hoping that

the third time's the charm for me taking the entrance exams.

They're really hard, so I'm really going to have

to buckle down and study for the entire next month.

I'm taking the next four weeks off to do that, so wish me luck.

I'm so gonna miss seeing you in your uniform!

Aw, thank you, Shusuke.

That's super sweet.

You know, I think I'm gonna miss this place.

Likewise, and that's why we wanna throw you

a going away party.

We were just talking about that, in fact.

Right, Shusuke?

Yeah, we sure were!

What better way to say goodbye than a kickass party?!

Oh, man, Karuo is a genius!

That's nice, but no.

Don't go through the trouble just for me.

It's no trouble at all, we insist!

Just bring yourself and a couple of hot friends,

and it'll be a killer singles' - I mean - send-off party

you will never forget!

And there's this one: Kinako Mochizuki.

Cute-as-a-button part-time waitress and frequent recipient

of Karuo's sexual harassment.