Due South

Southern Manitoba, Canada.

The musical ride performed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

The show piece of their fantastic .... The only one ...

amazing,

I want some of that. Can you shoot me something like that?

- The 32 riders... - Let's go for it.

Of course it is. Scarlet De Fabulance and the procedure crews...

which nobody has ever held done before.

Having inspired wonders to speed inception A.D. 73.

America's gonna love these guys.

That... is to be bold,

- beautiful, - ...puring, simple of ...

Okay, sweetheart,

grab me some shots now...

boom, boom, boom.

I want faces, lots of faces.

You don't think we need, say an on the spot interview?

You kidding?

You mean one of those 70's lets talk about...

something we already know interviews?

I don't think so.

Americans want inspiration not chit chat.

American's want heroes.

- What about that ...? - Shoot her, shoot her.

- Keep going. - What about that fella with the big ears?

- Ross Perot? - No,

I was talking Mickey Mouse.

Does Mickey have a red tunic,

does he have a battle lance? I think not.

Lets go now... Hunks on Horseback... Let's do it.

We have track clearance...

so as soon as they're loaded let me know.

Nothing quite like it is there, Son.

Oh, hi Dad,

I didn't know you were coming.

I wouldn't have missed it for the world,

it stirs the blood.

You don't have blood you're dead.

I have the memory of blood. Something's beating in there.

Oh, would you look...

at my old stable mate?

Looks good doesn't he?

Ah, it's just that uniform.

Why don't you go and say hello?

Now, I wouldn't want to impose.

Well, you're dead, it's not really an imposition.

- I don't know if I'd be able to. - You could give it a try.

Well, then, ... maybe I will.

Good luck.

Hi, Ben,

You did yet...?

Did they issue you with one of these yet?

Ah, not yet, Sir, no.

Oh, right, you're young.

In a few years that steel blade that you took in your leg...

will start acting up, just like it did with me.

Try spending a week on stakeout with him...

- ...in dead horse gulf. - Do you mind?

What's that?

Nothing, Sir.

Well, shall we?

Yeah.

The board introduced me to a...

real eye opener the other night.

Moose hock, rolled in wild boar tongue...

covered with Gorgonzola cheese.

I'd like to try that some time.

Don't be too hasty,

it seems to follow you around for a while.

All aboard!

DUE SOUTH S02E14 "All the Queen's horses"

Somewhere in Illinois, U.S.A.

Why are you calling me Benny?

You told me to, Ray.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. In fact, your exact words were...

'Let me know how it goes.'

You see this is what is wrong with you, Benny,

when someone tells you to let them know how it goes,

they don't mean you should call them...

and let them know how it goes as that's going.

What they mean is you should let them know how...

it goes after it is all said and done.

Do you understand?

Ah, not entirely no. How's Diefenbaker?

He's fine Benny. Gotta go...

OK Gentlemen, here we go.

We have a 2 3 possible straight 2 3 7...

no help there...

We will avoid specifics.

We will speak only when we are spoken to.

We will keep our responses short and to the point.

We will maintain our postures,

and above all we will act naturally.

Why are they staring at me?

I suspect they're terrified, Ma'am.

The whole point of this exercise...

is to bring new dynamism into our image;

Look at them they're stiffs.

Make them do something, anything,

They can break into song for all I care,

they just can't sit there.

Into song, Sir?

Yes. Make them sing.

Understood.

Excuse me, may I?

Thank you kindly.

Ahem.

You're sure about this?

- Yes. - Very well.

Well, I was born up north at Great Slave, 1898,

And I rode near all my life on a ranch near Devil's Gate.

And I've seen this world about me,

bend and flip and change, hey It feels like rain,

That's a thunder cloud.

Well, I've been called a coward,

but I've seen two world wars,

And I lost my son, Virgil, a Korean reward.

And my Lucy, died last summer,

You ask me if I cried? Hell I'll show you tears...

they're all over this ground,

Falling from these blue Alberta Skies.

We're gonna ride forever,

You can't keep horse men in a cage.

Should the angels call,

Well, it's only then...

we might pull in the reins.

They tell me I'm an old man,

they tell me I am blind

They took my driver's license,

this house ain't far behind

I say jump back all you big suits,

you got something wrong

'Cause I ain't gone,

no I ain't gone

- Fraser, I was in the middle of a very import . - Yes,

I apologies for interrupting, Sir.

But I believe something is amiss.

Well, I suppose there is always room for improvement...

but on the whole I think we've got some promising voices.

No, it's not with the singers, Sir,

it's with the film crew.

The film crew?

If that is indeed what they are...

OK,

let's do it...

We're gonna ride forever

You can't keep horsemen in a cage

Should the angels call

Well, it's only then...

we might pull in the reins

So I say to all you old men

Don't let yourselves get broke

If you think the world's gone crazy

And is scratching at your throat

It's time to dust off that old saddle

Get it on a horse kick up your spurs

We're gonna run like stink

We're gonna tear across these blue Alberta skies

I'm gonna ride... forever

Da da da Dada da da da...

Da da da... Da da...

Ah, Men?

Men, I ...

I didn't realize...

I'm sorry.

No!

Well, what do you propose we do?

I'd like a moment to think about that.

Well, that's very helpful!

Sergeant Frobisher,

before you continue may I have a word with you?

Friend or foe?

A friend, I assure you.

Where are you?

I'm right here, Sir.

In the sink?

Uh, no, Sir, to the rear.

Great Scott, Benton?

I'm relieved to see your all right, Sir.

That's a matter of opinion.

What are you doing in my toilet?

Well, I've come to debrief you, Sir.

Is something wrong with the door?

We have a problem, Sir.

I believe the men have all been gassed.

- Oh my god. - Yes,

and further more,

it's my belief that this train is no longer under our control.

- It's worse than I thought. - Yes Sir...

and I thought it prudent to inform you.

Inform me? I've been living with it for a week.

Sir, I'm sorry but I can't see how this relates...

to the terrorists.

Neither can I.

It is my belief...

ah, that this train has been taken over by terrorists...

and that they have gassed the men into a stupor.

Well, that's a relief.

That's a relief?