Ultimate Otaku Teacher (電波教師)

Aw, yeah! First place! Bam!

Shut up!

You have any idea what time it is?!

My "Super Bombastic Stories DX"

is first on the anime blog charts!

Get a job!

Loser!

Dear sister, your brother cannot

"get a job," because he suffers from YD.

Hm? YD?

Indeed. A crippling illness.

Those who suffer from it, can only do what they

"yearn to do", which in my case, is--

Whoa, scary.

My precious!

You almost knocked my beautiful waifu on the floor,

I'll have you know.

You see this?

Eh? Huh?

You're gonna be a teacher, starting tomorrow.

A teacher, huh?

Given our current economy,

teaching is a safe source of income, even part-time.

And with my intellect, I'll likely be promoted quickly.

Since the job is at my alma mater,

I'd be comfortable there, and probably well-liked.

Sounds great!

But I must refuse!

Huh?

I got that YD real bad, sis.

Heh.

Then I'll beat it out of you!

No, don't do it!

-- --

I must say, this is truly a relief!

Mrs. Watanabe just took her maternity leave

and we were scrambling for a replacement!

If you wear a coat,

you might fool people into thinking you're respectable.

You know, like how you used to be.

Well doesn't hurt to pretend, right?

Uh. Mr. Kagami. What's wrong?

Why did you hire me without an interview?

I'm practically a shut-in these days,

so I'm hardly a prime candidate.

I was kind of hoping you'd pass, frankly.

Don't be so humble!

Everyone's heard of the "Young Genius Junichiro!"

A physics visionary at only 17 years old!

Your papers were featured in "Nature,"

"Science" and many other publications!

I tried to follow your work, but I heard you turned down

offers from famous research labs around the world!

What've you been doing?

Keeping my anime blog up to date, for the most part.

Huh? Surely, that's a joke!

No, for real. I'm just sick of science, that's all.

I mean, I think anime's a lot cooler.

I know this song!

It's the opening to Magical Cannon Girl Bura-Kura!

Lovely Dreamy Two Hand!

Uh, what?

She's on the roof.

Mr. Kagami!

We still need to talk!

You filthy pleb!

This song is only 90 seconds long, I'm about to miss it!

[PRINCIPAL "You filthy pleb?"

-- -- They call me a hero,

didn't you know?

Who's there?

Whoa! Awesome! It was like the real deal!

I'm going to be a voice actor.

Oh, really?

I come here every day to strengthen my

singing voice and build some confidence for acting, too.

Are you surprised?

I even enrolled in a VA training school.

It's only a matter of time before I'm a star!

How dare you.

You think voice acting is that easy?!

Huh?

You went to a training school?

You realize there's over a thousand of those

all over the country!

That means tens of thousands of rivals

are born every year and only a hundred or so

can actually make a living as voice actors!

That's a one in one hundred thousand chance

of actually making it!

In other words, you're more likely

to get in a car accident on your way home today!

VAs are gods, understand?

Who cares if you can sing?

So what if your voice is cute?

That doesn't give you the right to stand among their ranks!

The fans decide who--

-- --

I'm the one who decides my fate.

Haven't known her for 5 minutes

and she punches me in the face.

Not my kinda gal.

I wonder what the new physics teacher

is gonna be like.

I heard he was some super genius

who won a nobel prize for some paper he published

in high school. Even crazier, he used to go to this school.

Minako!

Today I heard you singing those stupid cartoon songs

on the roof again.

For real. What are you like, five? C'mon!

Give that crap up already, girl.

Wouldn't you rather hang out with us instead?

Just like old times.

Morning.

That weirdo from the roof?

Uh. Mrs. Watanabe is on maternity leave...

This is the guy that's supposed to be a super genius?

Looks like he doesn't wanna be here.

Man, I'm really not feeling this,

but this class isn't gonna teach itself.

Think. There has to be a way to make this suck less.

Wait a second.

Starting today, I'm your new physics teacher.

Junichiro Kagami!

This here.

Is the address for a smartphone game.

In order to get to know each other better,

we will all be playing this today!

Furthermore.

Anyone who can beat me

will get an automatic 100 on their test next week!

Now, let's party!

If you want that easy A, show me what you've got!

They may think it's just a game,

but you can tell a lot about someone

based on how they play and react to other players.

It's the perfect way to get inside their heads.

Darn it!

What's up?

I just died.

Miho Kitou,

she seems to be the unofficial leader here.

Hm?

Is that Face Punch?

Kind of hoping she was in someone else's class.

Huh?

Wow, I beat you!

--Let's have a rematch, okay? --Me next!

I'm so bad at this!

I think I'm starting to get it now.

Loser.

Huh...

Oh my gosh, I think I'm totes gonna

--beat Mr. Kagami! -- Interesting.

I think I know where everyone stands now.

The question is what to do about it.

Uh.

Hm? Hey, it's Face Punch!

You eat lunch here, too?

Face--? Ugh, you are not gonna call me that.

And I am not eating with you!

Just one thing.

The other kids.

Why are they picking on you?

The main culprits are Miho Kitou

and her two little friends.

But the other students seem to be ignoring you,

even if they're not outright bullying you.

You had the guts to sucker punch me in the face.

Why are you putting up with all of this?

You really are a weirdo, huh?

Ha! That's a laugh, coming from you!

I heard the story.

You used to be some fancy pants, but you gave up

and didn't do anything remotely useful with yourself.

It's totally not true. I designed an "Anywhere Door"