Viral Hit (喧嘩独学)

NewTubers bank while my life's a living hell!

Are you crazy?

Welcome in! May I take your order?

Hobin's steppin' out of his lane, isn't he?

Did you get in a fight?

It says my revenue is over 30,000 yen already!

I can help you rake in the dough, my guy!

What's up, guys!

It's your boy Pakgo, here!

We're live in class.

We're celebrating a massive 700,000 subscriber milestone,

and it's all thanks to you out there!

For my lunchtime live-stream today,

please welcome my classmate, and fellow NewTuber

with all the stylish beauty tips, Miss Rumi!

I'm still pretty new, so don't forget to smash

that Subscribe button!

I'll try not to disappoint, just don't go

too hard on me, okay?

So, why don't you tell our viewers

a little bit about your channel?

Go on!

Oh, yeah, I do make-up tutorials for students!

You say you brought a model to show off your skills, right?

Yup, I worked super hard on his makeup,

so feel free to take notes!

It's all NewTubu this, and NewTubu that.

This sucks ass.

I mean, if they're gonna use me,

the least they could do is gimme a cut.

What's going on?

Snapper, get this shot.

On it!

-Hey, buddy. -Huh?

We want all our viewers to feel welcome, now, don't we?

Would it kill ya to smile more?

Now, you better not forget

to like this video and subscribe.

Because one of you lucky-ducks

is getting a brand-new gaming pc!

Liar.

Just a scam, like always.

All right, smile for the fans, buddy!

Let's say hi!

Damn, why won't this crap come off?

I don't wanna go to school anymore.

You're probably wondering why I put up with this.

Pakgo here's a NewTuber, with an astonishing 700K subs.

His grades are terrible,

but he's talented enough to make bread.

Then there's the NewbieTuber, Rumi.

She doesn't really need talent with looks like that.

Everyone's got something that makes them special.

Everyone except for me, that is.

I'm not the best student, and I'm not rich.

Basically, I'm nothing.

Man, I can't believe she did the back of my neck, too.

Hey, thanks for nothin', uggo!

When I tell you to "smile," you better freakin' smile!

- - We were live!

- Stop, please! -That means no redos, man!

You tryin' to ruin me, or what?

Snapper, Pakgo's cameraman

and right-hand leech.

He's just another bully in their tribe.

Huh, am I some kinda joke to you,

you annoying little turd?

Hot-head, but the dude can't fight.

- -

-Hey, Pakgo! -Huh?

Look at his dumb face!

Oh, man.

Hobin's steppin' out of his lane, isn't he?

Yeah, and he's so scary I almost pissed myself!

This is how Snapper does it.

He volunteers to be Pakgo's cameraman

so he can piggyback on his status.

He's a strategist. It's sad, right?

You got a problem, bro?

That's the pecking order for ya.

And I'm on the bottom. Wait, for real?

It says my revenue is over 13,000 yen already!

Thanks for everything, Pakgo!

Thirty-thousand?

They barely did anything, and they made

30 freaking thousand on our lunch break!

I'm sure you can repay me somehow.

Just wait and see.

Oh? Whoa.

What's that mean? Think I could be...

...a NewTuber? ?? A NewTuber.

Should I try? I should try.

Huh?

I've filmed so many videos,

I think I'm ready for this, bro.

Snapper, a NewTuber?

I mean, I was thinking the same thing, but still...

Hey, Pakgo.

If I was gonna start my own channel,

what kinda stuff would I need?

Snapper the NewTuber, huh?

You're gonna need your parents' bank account info, bro.

You're a minor, you can't monetize your channel, yet.

Aww, man, really?

I got caught using my parents' savings a while back,

so let's just say I don't have access

to their account right now.

Hm. Oh, I know.

- -Your mom kick the bucket,

or is she still alive?

Huh?

Who cares, she's sick, right?

Lemme borrow her bank account, bro!

Huh?

Dude, did you just ask if his mom "kicked the bucket?"

If you wanna use the kid,

you could've at least asked nicer!

-That's awful. -

-You should apologize. -Ya think?

Good lookin' out, you two.

I almost became the bad guy, there!

That was it.

I should have punched him, right then and there.

But I couldn't do it.

I'm sorry I failed you, Mom.

I'm so tired of being stuck in this bed.

I can get up and leave whenever I want, you know!

Quit lyin' to yourself.

If you left, your health would nosedive fast.

Don't worry about the house, Mom!

Just focus on getting better, okay?

Oh, son, your poor face.

-Did you get in a fight? -

Get in a fight, me?

I'd never do something like that!

Guess I'm a liar, too.

That'll be thirty-thousand.

Right.

Do you need a receipt today?

Yes, ma'am.

Where I work, 30,000 yen?

That's like, a week's pay.

If I work after school every day,

I'm only makin' five-thousand a shift.

And these NewTubers, they're making 30K

on a freakin' lunch break!

This world is so messed up!

NewTubers bank while my life's a living hell!

- Hey, Hobin. -Huh.

Well, right now, it's heaven!

Bomi Choi!

She's my real-life Venus!

Do you know where the patties are?

Oh, uh, in the walk-in.

They're all the way back, on the right.

Gotcha, thank you.

-If you want, I'll go with you? -I'll get 'em for ya!

It's fine, I can handle it!

Whoa, no way, I actually talked to her!

The goddess of our restaurant!

Welcome in, may I take your order?

Even just looking at her fills me with joy!

Good evening, ladies and gents!

Sup guys, it's your boy, Pakgo!

700K, all thanks to you!

-It's Pakgo? -We're at "Whack" Danald's!

And we're live. Oh, yeah!

And Snapper's here, too!

Shit, I can't let him see me!

And that mission is,

to meet the famed goddess of WacDanald's

who's been blowing up everybody and their mother's feed!

Huh?

Huh, what did he just say?

Hello!

Damn girl, you're fine as hell.

Okay, I'm actually here because...

He came here to see Bomi?

You've got thirty seconds to get me a burger

that looks just like this.

Or, you have to give me your phone number!

Better taste as good as it looks, too!

Pakgo's full 'a crap!

Only reason he's here is to get her number

and a few likes!

How am I supposed to make that in 30 seconds?

That burger has like, ten unique ingredients!

But I can't let him get that number!

I'm so sorry!

I didn't wanna do this either, but my friggin' viewers

would not stop hounding me!

I tell ya what, why don't you just give me

your number now so we can cut to the part

where I'm buying you coffee later?

Crap, man, what are we gonna do?

I work with her every day