Coolie No. 1

'Swayamvar. 1995'

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 'Swayamvar, 1995'.

Thank you.

This program is organised today

so that, the girls themselves can choose their husbands.

A boy and a girl will come onto the stage

and will tell about their good points.

I request you all to come on the stage one by one.

Hey! Let me go. - Please come in the queue.

Has anybody got a chance by standing in the queue?

If all the girls get married, then I'll remain a bachelor.

All right, let's start. Wish you all the very best.

What sort of husband do you want?

I will become as you want me to be.

I'll take care of the children and also prepare the supper.

And in the evening, I'll dance for you, I know how to dance.

I'll dance at an unhurried pace.

You can make me dance to your tunes.

But nowadays, the parents and siblings of the groom..

Nobody is there. I have no relatives, whatsoever.

That's great!

I want such a guy, who will be with me like a dog.

Where ever I go, he shall follow me.

Do you get it?

Where is he?

How do you like this dog?

I am a naive dog. Till date I have not behaved like a dog.

I promise, within a few days, I'll be a perfect dog.

Please don't say no, otherwise my heart will be broken.

I will marry him. - No, I will. - No, I will marry him.

These days dogs are given a lot of respect!

Raju, how long will you sleep?

Get up!

Hey! Who is it? - What are you looking at? Go back to work.

Hey, are you a friend of mine or a foe? - Both.

Sit down. What is this nonsense?

I was having a beautiful dream.

There were so many girls.

I was going to marry one of them.

But you have spoilt my dream. Don't you want

a wife, few kids and a happy family for me?

Leave it to me, by getting married I will fulfil this dream of yours.

I am older than you, so I'll marry first.

I'll do this job.

Raju, yesterday a driver came here to repair the car.

He has a daughter and I have given your proposal.

Next week we are going to visit her.

Deepak, wait and see.

I'll work hard and gather money for my wedding.

Deepak, you don't know

how desperate I am for getting married.

Hey! - Sir, I'm the porter. Do you some more luggage? - No, that's it.

Why do you need a porter for such little luggage? - This is your job.

By this you fulfil your needs, why do you want to lose your income?

Get going!

Raju, you're carrying such heavy luggage! - Yes, he's a rich party.

Is it? Excuse me, mister?

Sir! Your luggage!

What is this, sir? We are porters not frauds.

You went away leaving your luggage!

Take it. - Thank you. - It's all right..

You're smuggling goods to Coolie No. 1!

Inspector, to carry luggage is our duty.

But to clear the dirt from the society is your duty.

Will we have to take care of this task as well?

Hey, smarty-boots! - Yes, spit it out.

Although today you have put me behind the bars

but remember one thing, the day I will be freed

Keep four porters by your side, to lift your corpse.

Sir, look he is threatening me!

Why don't you shoot them in an encounter?

And don't you dare threaten me. I have no dependents.

The world is my house, bus stand is my den, come there when you wish.

Raju is my name.

And people lovingly call me 'Coolie No. 1'.

"To earn a living."

"To enjoy to the fullest."

"To earn a living, to enjoy to the fullest."

"To lift the burden of all."

"Labour is all that I put in."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"I chase a dazzling damsel"

"whenever I see one."

"I'm an spinster"

"who stays restless all night long."

"I chase a dazzling damsel whenever I see one."

"I'm a spinster, who stays restless all night long."

"It doesn't listen to me."

"It doesn't get my woes."

"It doesn't listen to me. It doesn't get my woes."

"It's love-struck."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"The unfulfilled dreams will be realised."

"And then I'll sing out loud."

"Although I'm penniless, but I'm a generous-hearted and loving man."

"The unfulfilled dreams will be realised. Then, I'll sing aloud."

"Although I'm penniless, but I'm a generous-hearted and loving man."

"My wedding procession will take place."

"New colours will be added to my life."

"My wedding procession will take place. New colours will be added."

"When I'll be someone's beloved."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"To earn a living."

"To enjoy to the fullest."

"To earn a living, to enjoy to the fullest."

"To lift the burden of all."

"Labour is all that I put in."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

"Coolie No. 1. I'm Coolie No. 1."

I think, the station is here.

Let's get down, Priest!

Sir, shall I carry the luggage? - Don't touch the luggage!

He looks like a thief, what if he runs away with the luggage

Sir, if you don't want me to carry your luggage, then it's fine.

But don't call me a thief. I am the best porter, here. Have a look!

Leave it, dear. He is an old man, let it be. Go, now.

What a stupid fellow!

Next time, don't bring him here, Priest.

Otherwise, I'll pack him in a bag and throw him in the luggage room.

All right. Get going, now.

Why are you picking a fight with a passer-by? Let's go.

Let us talk about business.

I've arranged for such a nice alliance for your son. - Indeed.

They have given you Rs. 50,000 as a token for the alliance. - Quiet!

For your daughter-in-law, he gave 100 grams of gold. - Speak softly.

For your son, a gold ring weighing 10 grams. - Someone might listen!

I have set everything in place. Now, hand me my commission.

Commission? - Yes.

How much? - Thousand rupees.

Thousand rupees, is it? - Yes, that's it.

All right, come and take it tomorrow. - Why not today?

I don't have it today. Come and take it tomorrow.

Hey, oldie! Take out the money!

I forgot

you want your commission, right? Here, have this.

Great! You're giving it at the right moment.

Hey, give us all that you've got!

Come on, Priest! Let's run!

Hey, you girl! Where are you going? - Leave my purse!

Let go of my purse!

Hey! My wallet!

Hey! Where are you running away?

These rascals were spoiling the reputation of our bus station.

Get up, old fellow!

Give it to me! - Apologise to him.

I am sorry, dear. I made a mistake by calling you a thief!

You have saved my life. You have done a favour on us.

Sir, I charge for my work, not for helping the needy.

All right, don't take the money but at least shake hands with us.

I feel happy when I meet a brave-hearted like you.

You have a strong hand. Smile, dear.

I am Mr. Shadiram.

I'm Coolie No. 1. - Great!

Priest, after seeing the girl, we have to return by the night bus.

Sure, but have you reserved your berth? - Yes, it's done.

Who has thrown this luggage?

I did. - Dear, unload it carefully.

If the groom would have got hurt then he would not be able to marry.

You get inside. I'll join you in a moment.

Get down, you fool!

Where are you off to, Priest? - Why?

From the groom's side or from the bride's?

From the groom's side. - You change your colours like a Chameleon.

Sometimes from the groom's side and sometimes from the bride's.

This is my business, I arrange marriages, I am a marriage broker.

My name itself is Shadiram Gharjode. - Gharjode?

Are you married? - What is the use of asking, now! - Why?

What is the matter? - A friend of mine

Deepak Mechanic, he has arranged a proposal, let's see what happens?

That means, I have no work to do! - Yes. - Then I'll take your leave.

Hey? - What is it?

Where are you heading to? - Shirpur.

To show the groom the bride, to earn some money.

How does she look? - Is it?

Here, she is!

He is done, for now!

She is really pretty. I have fallen in love with her.

Do one thing, Priest. - What?

Let me marry this girl and let that boy marry the girl fixed for me.

I am ready.. - Dear, get back to your senses.

You can't marry her. - Why so?

She hails from a rich family.

I would have married her even if she would have been poor.

Return the photograph. You will land in trouble and so will I!

She has numerous servants like you. - Hey, Priest!

What? - Tell her to marry me. I'll be her servant, as well.

Who will talk to an idiot like him!

Tell her. I'll treat her like a queen.

You'll become a servant there also? - I am a servant, so I'll serve.

At least, I won't fix marriages like you!

Ma'am, your son Mr. Hoshiar Chand has not come yet?

Here, I am! - Greetings!

I'm Chaudhary Hosiar Chand Shikarpuri Barudwalla.

Glad to meet you.

What is wrong with you?

You may be glad, but I am not sure whether I am glad or not!

What are you saying? These guests are waiting for a long time.