What! The Heist (Fa cai lian meng / 发财联盟)

A sensational financial scam worth 40 million dollars in Asia

has its verdict today.

Since 40 million dollars disappeared in the Straits of Malacca,

the Asian thief known as Professor,

Goh Fatt Choi, was sentenced to three years in prison,

while another defendant known as Big Boss,

Bi Bo, was acquitted.

AMAZING ACTOR

"Even though Joseph isn't guilty,

he was accused of doing something he didn't do."

What is the next verse?

Sister, I brought the wrong bible.

KIDNEY MERIDIAN

It's okay. You can use mine.

The truth it holds is very important.

Please refer to Chapter 3, Verse 12.

Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

Let's proceed to Chapter 3, Verse 12

and close your eyes.

Ask God for forgiveness.

Please take over for a bit.

I want to get some water.

Okay.

Thirty-four, thirty-three, thirty-two.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Professor.

Take me with you.

Hey.

Was it fun touching the nun's bottom this morning?

Of course. I didn't even wash my hands.

Do you want to smell it?

Let's proceed to Chapter 3, Verse 12.

The truth it holds is very important.

COLD

STORAGE

RED

BOX

Sir, we've searched everywhere,

but we still can't find proof of Big Boss's crime.

-Factory? -Nothing.

-Office? -Nothing.

How useless.

Sir, Professor has escaped from prison.

A bunch of useless people.

Professor…

GOH FATT CHOI, PROFESSOR

BI BO, BIG BOSS

That's my hand, sir.

My hand.

Why are you so careless?

Welcome back.

You look really sexy dressed as a nun.

You look macho in that warden uniform too.

Are you done kissing?

Big Boss.

I'm sorry.

You were arrested because of me.

But aren't we brothers?

You don't blame me, right?

Of course I don't.

You have also caused me to lose 40 million dollars.

Big Boss.

If I didn't throw the 40 million dollars into the sea

and if the evidence was found by the police,

we might be sentenced to at least 20 years in prison.

It's okay.

We should aim for a big deal this time.

We have to earn back double.

Big Boss, I need help from another friend.

Andy Lau?

I'm sorry.

This is the person.

Zhou Ren Fatt?

ZHOU REN FATT, AMAZING ACTOR

Issue 628 for Lotto 168.

With the accumulated prize of 36.5 million dollars,

the lottery has officially been drawn.

The first number is eight.

The second number is nine.

The third number is 29.

The fourth number is 35.

The fifth number is 37.

The last number is 48.

Honey.

Where's the lottery that I told you to buy yesterday?

I didn't buy it.

Don't try to joke around with me.

Where's the lottery ticket?

You told me to buy so many things.

I forgot to buy it.

Why? Did you win the jackpot?

You forgot?

You didn't even get COVID-19 once.

You didn't buy it.

Why didn't you buy it?

Why didn't you buy it?

Why didn't you buy it?

You didn't buy it?

Why didn't you? Why?

You didn't buy it?

Why didn't you?

-I told you I didn't buy it. -You didn't buy it.

-Stop asking that. -Why didn't you buy it?

-You've been asking nonstop. -Why didn't you buy it?

Why didn't you buy it?

Why didn't you buy it?

Why didn't you buy it?

Why?

Cut!

-Director. -Are you Zhou Ren Fat?

Director, my name is Zhou Ren Fatt.

Okay, Zhou Ren Fat.

That expression on your face

is not impressive and not exaggerated enough.

Do you know what that means?

It means all emotions are depicted on the face,

as if all your internal organs want to be vomited out.

I understand what you're saying,

but I'm a film actor after all.

Nuance is very important.

According to the theater practitioner,

Stanislavski,

our performance should come from the inside and out.

From the subsurface, it flows into turbulence.

Throughout the formation process,

as long as one's acting comes from the inside,

the audience can feel it through your eyes.

Also,

my other comment

is the contradiction between the script and the setting.

For example?

For example, we are filming in the 80s, right?

But my wife's character earlier mentioned COVID-19.

Isn't COVID-19 a current event? It wasn't in the 80s, right?

-Yes, hubby. -Look.

He didn't even trim his legs' hair.

Director, all these are nuances.

As a director, you should know all this.

You really aren't a professional.

All right. That's enough. Whatever.

I came here with a purpose.

This is it.

An advertisement shoot?

Later, I want you to look at the camera

and insist that this Invincible Detergent is so amazing.

Other than cleaning blood stains,

it can also destroy evidence.

Director, I'm not going to film for such hard-sell products.

-Will you film it or not? -No.

-Are you really not going to film it? -No.

Are you sure?

No.

-You'll be replaced then. -Still no.

Invincible Detergent

Clean, aromatic, and cheap

Invincible Detergent.

Other than cleaning blood stains,

it can also destroy evidence.

It's a household necessity.

Make sure you have one at home!

INVINCIBLE DETERGENT

Gosh, another overrun again.

I know, right?

He's only a veteran actor,

but he's acting like a big star.

I know, right?

He even criticized

how the script is different from the setting.

He almost won the Golden Horse Award, okay?

Zhou Ren Fat.

Director.

Come here.

The delivery of the script was satisfactory.

The client is very satisfied.

No need.

Don't reject good fortune.

Just accept it. Don't talk nonsense.

Let's go over there.

Look how lucky I am after getting hacked by you.

Do you like being hacked by me?

Don't you want to take it off?

I borrowed it from the prop master.

I'm going to post it on my Instagram.

Let's take a photo.

I already got the idea for the caption.

With Golden Horse Award winners…

No.

It's supposed to be an award-winning candidate.

We exchange views about acting.

Upload.

Ming Shun, are you acting as a zombie today?

Let's have a drink sometime.

Idol.

I really like all of your movies.

Look at all the DVDs that I bought.

Please sign beside your photo.