5 Bomoh

The time has come.

I can't take it anymore, Papa.

It's been a month. Every night is like this.

Nisa.

Nisa!

Nisa…

- Today is the last one. - Nisa.

After this, no more.

Nisa, we'll get your trial exam results tomorrow.

Oh dear… this child.

So, like just now? Was that okay?

Tok guru said it counts as long as the water touches you.

It did. It's fine.

Nisa!

Dear.

Boss!

Don't forget the fee!

I'll pay tomorrow!

Nisa.

Looking good, dear.

Earlier, Alam said…

Okay.

Let's go.

Congratulations.

Congratulations, Mr Rashdan. Eight A's.

Congratulations, Mr Rashdan. Eight As.

Oh no!

SOFTENING THE HEART. MARRIAGE. FORTUNE. BUSINESS. CHILD'S SUCCESS

Where's Papa? The assembly's about to start, Mama.

Nisa, you know Papa.

The more important the day, the longer he takes to get ready.

But it's just the trial exam results.

It's a big deal for him.

He wants you to study overseas.

Do you still remember?

When I was about to give birth to you…

Dear… it's time.

My water broke. Wake up!

Seriously?

Now?

Oh, wow!

I'll get ready, okay?

Hurry up, dear!

Why are you taking so long?

Okay, okay! Just a second!

Hurry! The baby might not get enough oxygen!

What do we do now?

Tell me again, why didn't he just step on the ants?

He was afraid that if he rushed

and stepped on them, your face would be cursed…

A curse… from ants?

That's not nice.

That's funny, Mama.

Just imagine my face… like an ant.

Okay.

Peace be upon you, Teacher Salmah.

I'm Khairunnisa's father. Sorry to bother you.

I wanted to ask, how are my daughter's results?

That's all.

- I want to call Papa. - Nisa, wait. Sit down first.

It's embarrassing, Mama… if I'm late for the assembly.

Alam!!!

Boss!

My God, you're so slow!

Yes, Boss?

There's a problem, Alam!

- What is it, Boss? - Nisa.

Did she get eight As?

Congratulations, Boss!

- That tok guru is really… - Useless!

She got six A's, one B, and one C, you idiot!

That's already very good, Boss.

How is that good? She already worked so hard.

Now she has to work even harder for SPM.

My poor child.

I think I know why she didn't get eight A's, Boss.

- Why? - The tok guru said…

I need to bathe your whole family for a month.

Does one month mean 30 or 31 days?

Ma'am and Nisa only did it for 30 days!

Maybe it was supposed to be 31 days. That's why it didn't work.

Now we need to find a stronger shaman for Nisa.

What if we try online services, Boss?

One moment.

MONEY-MAKING SHAMAN

All kinds available.

WIFE-CONTROL AMULET.

Like this one?

Might be a scam.

Online services like this, It's easy to tell if they're a scam.

This one.

DAILY AMULET

Wow. All the reviews look good.

That'll do.

Good thing you're my personal assistant.

Of course, Boss.

I'll make sure you get the latest information.

That's right.

BOSS, THERE'S A TOKTOK LIVE - SPM EDITION "MIND-CLEARING WATER."

Who is that?

No one.

What do you call messages that get sent over and over?

What are they called?

Spam?

Spam.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen.

My dear viewers.

Tonight, I've got a special offer for you.

SPM edition mind-clearing water!

This is no ordinary water.

This water was left overnight in Mina.

But…

Stock may run out tonight because…

Everyone's going to want it!

SPM is just around the corner, right?

Because once you drink this,

you'll get straight A's, nothing else!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

THIS MIND-CLEARING WATER IS PART OF SUNNAH? HYPOCRITE.

Looks like some of you still have doubts.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Manap.

He's 16 years old.

He's the worst student in his school.

If you don't believe me, message me privately.

I'll give you the school's number so you can contact his teacher. Yes?

Today, Manap will be our test subject.

He'll drink this first.

All right?

Manap, drink it.

In the name of Allah.

Manap. Seven times eight?

56.

CLEVER SHAMAN

Excellent. Alright, let's try something harder.

Four hundred eighty five times 78?

37,830.

JUST MULTIPLICATION IS NOTHING. THIS IS JUST A TRICK.

Looks like some of you still doubt my product.

That's fine. I'll prove this isn't a scam.

So, comment below.

Send me the words you want Manap to translate into French.

TRY SAYING YOUR MUM IS GREEN IN FRENCH.

Go on, Manap.

"Your mum is green" in French.

Ta mere est verte.

Bonjour!

So, all of you need to get it tonight

because we've got a huge offer!

From RM12.50 down to

- just RM1.55. - Done.

Buy now, buy now!

Ma'am, could you sign here?

TOTAL AMOUNT RM22,250.00

Ah, it's here.

Dear! It's so expensive.

This is the mind-clearing water that was left overnight in Mina.

Yes, but SPM is in 90 days. All these bottles?

Yes, I bought them all so no one else can.

Only then can Nisa be the top student.

Look. One moment.

I'll try it.

Hey, wait.

Have you tried it?

Haven't tried it yet? That's your loss.

- Yes! - No. What do you want me to do?

To see if it works.

No. Who knows what this is. You drink it yourself.

If you don't try it, how will you know?

Get someone else.

- Nisa. - No, she's at school.

Right… that's fine.

In that case… come here, bro.

Where are you going?

Looking for a lab rat.

Back in school, what subject were you weakest in?

A lot.

Malay, English, Geography…

You're so stupid. Just pick one.

All right. Geography.

Alright. Geography, right?

Before that… you need to drink this.

- Finish it? - Yes.

A bit more… a bit more.

There we go.

Alright, good.

All right, yes? Alright?

Do you feel anything? Does your body feel…

Anything? Anything? Alright… alright.

Like this, okay. Ready?

Here's the question: What's the highest mountain in the world?

You don't know?

Why not?

Ah. He said… we need to wait five minutes after drinking it.

Let's wait five minutes.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

What's the longest river in the world?

You don't know that either?

This can't be… why?

Wait. This is frustrating.

All right.