P-Valley

Previously onP-Valley, sinners...

It's time, Mama.

Come rest and have yourself a drank.

No, baby. Not now...

You got a lot of secrets, LaMarques.

And I ain't finna be one of 'em.

Yeah, I'm the son of a fuckin' murderer!

Yeah, put that on a fuckin' T-shirt!

Five million

is my last and final offer.

Right now, Hailey can't give you what you want.

- Mm-hmm. - But LaKiesha Savage

can give you what you need.

I'm gone need you to drop out the race, Woodbine.

Take that as you pray on it.

Then I wouldn't touch that if I was you.

- What is it? -

- It's protection. -

If you think Whisper and Roulette gone headline,

- you got another thing coming! - Whisper and Roulette

are not the ones that you need to be worried about.

Hey... y'all.

Y'all been cheatin' on me?

- What are you talking about? - Your sponsorship done expired

like a muthafucka!

Three passports coming right up.

Take those babies, and you never look back.

You fuck with my set, you gone get your wig split!

No cap, niggah! The fuck is y'all talkin' about!?!

Somebody need to teach that little niggah

that you can't spit on another man grave.

I got another baby on the way.

I'll let him know his daddy love him.

[Lil' Murda's "Mississippi Pride" plays]

Andre Watkins sho'll know how to make it rain, child...

His support of casinos...

gone bring fresh cash to this town!

Scrilla for roads, new schools, and new

ho-ho-hospitals...

And that new levee we been needing for, like, decades.

This Chucalissa boy knows what you need.

Mmmmhmm. Good mayors are rarer than snow

in Mississippi.

But with Andre Watkins,

it's gone be a blizzard up in this bitch!!

This message has been approved

by Skrippahs from the Pank!

Andre Watkins, he got next!

- Ow! - What is your problem?

Andre Watkins has accomplished

an amazing feat this past week.

Since the last election poll,

the godson of now deceased Mayor Tydell Ruffin

has gained ground on current Interim Mayor Wayne Kyle

for the crown of Chucalissa's next Mayor.

How do you feel about this recent turn of events?

Well, it ain't over 'til the results roll in tonight,

but it would be this Chucalissa boy's dream come true

to be a public servant.

Blame my rise in the polls

on the passion I have for my hometown...

Or perhaps that stripper magic?

Andre Watkins, he got next!

Andre Watkins, he got next!

I'm thankful to all my supporters.

Tonight will Andre Watkins, Esquire,

make history and become the second black mayor

of Chucalissa?

Ooh!

Look at that comin' up on the horizon...

[Lecrae & 1K Phew's "One Call" playing]

Ooh, Mercedes must get it from her mama.

Voting day is nigh,

and I hope y'all know who truly is

God's Gift to Chucalissa.

One of my competitors thinks he can twerk his way

into your hearts.

Don't let him fool you,

They say...

- the race is not given... -

to the swift or to the strong...

- - Not today, Devil.

...but to the one who endureth to the end.

They didn't want to see me make it

to the end of this race.

'Fact, they bribed me

with all these Benjies so I'd drop out.

I coulda told 'em where to stuff it.

But God gave me grace,

and I found a better place...

Suck it, bitches!

Woodbine for mayor!

Woodbine for mayor!

Thought you said this bitch was droppin' out.

Guess she decided to drop Corbin's dollars instead.

As long as she keep on them panties.

- Don't nobody wanna see that. -

It's getting dirty down in the Valley, y'all...

Mayoral candidate Pastor Patrice Woodbine

made it rain down dollars on Main Street today in

- an attention-getting stunt... -

that's got all of Chucalissa talkin'.

More on this after the break.

- Let's go over to Chantal... -

Come on, mama, time to drink.

Mama, drink some water.

- Drink some water. -

No!

Mama, stop fighting the water!

I ain't thirsty. A bitch ain't thirsty!

Get away from me!

- Help! I need help! - I see you!

I see you!

- I see you! Leave me alone! -

Get out my face!

I don't know what happened.

I was just trying to give her something to drink!

- Get off of me! -

[Future's "Thought It Was a Drought"]