They Call Me Jeeg (Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot)

Turn there!

There he is! There!

Stop bombings! Stop violence!

He went down!

"This morning in Rome there was a rally

against the attacks and the violence that reign over our city.

A peaceful protest after the bomb that exploded in Rome.

The demonstration moved from Piazza Venezia to Castel Sant'Angelo.

During the Angelus, in piazza San Pietro, this Sunday

Pope Francis sent a message to the bombers

asking them to have faith and repent for their sins

hoping to put an end to these senseless terrorist attacks."

"During the prayer, the pope made a statement

in order to strengthen the will for peace

in a country already weakened by the financial crisis.

While the investigators follow the trail of the antagonist left wing...

...contrary to the austerity measures forced by the International Monetary Fund

the economy commissioner declared

that the rebalancing of the government budget will keep progressing anyway.

This morning, the government approved new emergency measures

among which there is the troublesome block of public contracts"

ls Sergio here?

Hey, behave!

Is Sergio available?

Sergio is busy.

I'll wait for him here.

Do whatever you want.

Graziella is also pregnant...

Is this a joke? Do whatever you like, but don't get me involved in this.

I already know how these things end.

Pinocchio, you don't understand shit!

Gypsy, I don't want to get in trouble because of you!

You bastard, it's because of me that you're not a bum.

Weren't we supposed to rob the armored car? What do the Neapolitans have to do with that?

Ricca', you talk to him. He's really pissing me off!

Pinocchio is right.

You should listen to our opinion before taking a decision for everyone.

They just called me.

The dope is coming tonight. When was I supposed to tell you?

- I won't clean the ass of niggers! - Sergio, shut up!

Get ready, you need to go to the airport.

Who would these benefactors be?

Nunzia Lo Cosimo.

- And she is gonna trust us with a kilo? - Payment is due in a week. Easy.

And how are we gonna get rid of it in just a week?

Don't you understand this is a turning point?

With three scores we're gonna make it big!

- Why would we want that? - Exactly.

Ricca', you have to think big for once in your life!

I'm asking to just think.

I don't wanna die here like my father!

I hate this place and this stink of shit!

Yeah but I like it!

I don't give a fuck.

Go get ready, it's Nunzia's birthday. They are waiting for us.

I'm not coming.

No, you're coming.

Fabie', let's get one thing straight:

You're not the boss, okay?

Hey, fellas!

Took me three hours. I was dying.

Here you go, Gypsy. It's 64 gigabytes.

Nice one, Sperma!

Nice!

You're a stupid fuck.

Why?

What did I tell you? How did I want it? How?

- Black... - I wanted a black one.

Black. How is this one? What color?

- White. - How could you get the white one?

- You don't like it white? - No, it's fucking disgusting!

Ok, I'm leaving. Anyway, since the armored car heist was my idea...

I will do it myself, with my brother-in-law.

Now go get a black one.

Sergio, there's somebody looking for you.

Get rug and bucket. The gypsy made a fucking mess.

Goddamnit!

Go fuck yourselves! Enze', what do you have for me?

Hundred euros.

But it's original!

Hundred euros, do you want them?

Are you alright?

Weren't you in jail? No, I was always home.

Hi.

Man: Fucking bastard, I had just cleaned!

Enze'!

Come in!

This is my place.

Come on Enze', come.

Let's see...

we need:

soap...

towels...

Knife.

Without these I can't see a damn.

Colander!

The colander is fundamental.

Laxafive!

Sit down. I'll be back in a second.

Who sent you, commander Amaso?

- Who? - Do you also have the winged sword?

The what-sword?

Look, my father has already beaten Queen Himika twice!

There she is! The bitch is summoning the lord of fire!

He's the worst of them all!

Don't worry. As long as my father is here he can't do a thing to us.

Then Jeeg Robot will protect us, once he gets here.

Do you know Steel Jeeg? The series?

They used to show it on TV. Now you can watch it only if you have the DVD.

With the princess dress, I will help him! I'll throw him the components!

Ale', where is the laxative?

Daddy, when will you buy me the princess dress?

Look, this is important. Remember the white container? It was somewhere around the sink...

- I don't know. - Ale', I'll throw away that DVD!

No...

You see...

If Amaso finds me without it, we're in big troubles.

Here it is. It was on your bedside table.

Now go clean the toilet. It's disgusting.

Come on!

Let's go.

Sorry for my daughter, earlier...

She used to be okay but after her mother's death she went crazy.

The shrink tells me to give her rules... but how?

As soon as you touch her DVD, she starts banging her head against the wall

like if someone gave her a life sentence!

- Have you got any children? - No.

What are you waiting for? Are you a faggot?

Come on! Laugh a bit! Are you worried?

It's an easy job.

If it goes smooth, the neapolitan gang will make us rich!

Look, with the excuse of the bombings... the police spread out like roaches.

“Tonight, found a new bomb near...”

Anyway, we all know the germane are behind it.

The fuckers keep messing with us.

Do you mind if I turn it off?

You really don't give a shit about anything...

What if a bomb goes off under your house? What if a friend of yours gets killed?

I'm nobody's friend.

- Sergio? - Get in.

Hospital! We need a hospital!

Get the bag.

I'll worry about them.

First you shit, then hospital.

Understand?

Get your brother out.

Come on!

Move it!

Move.

Here we go...

We need to get them to the last floor. That's the only one with water access.

- I took there the pipe myself. - How many floors are there?

Nine.

We made it!

Enze', come here.

Here, get two water cups ready.

Now... when they give you the dope baggies

take them one at a time and clean them with the brush.

Don't worry, they'll take out most of the shit.

We need to open his body.

Shut up!

You need to shut the fuck up! Shut!

Don't talk. He wasn't lucky.

But you might be.

Now drink!

Drink!

Who the hell is this?

What the fuck are you doing?

Sergio? Sergio?

# There's a reason that grows in me #

# And the unconsciousness fades away #

# And like a night travel disappears #

# Tell me what meaning it has # - You're fantastic!

# To give love to a man without pity #

# One that never felt complete One who has never lost #

# Never why, never, a song, #

# An emotion will make me feel sick #

# A whispered word is enough And I don't see reality anymore #

# Nor how much affection it gives #

# The net difference... #

Oh, are we set?

What?

What the fuck are you saying?

# Nor how much affection it gives #

# My incoherence #

# Thinking you could easily live without it #

# Even without it #

Fantastic!

Happy birthday Nunzia!

- Did you like it? - Sperma called.

Sergio disappeared.

Nice one, bro!

You're really good!

Nunzia, did you like the present?

I don't know that song.

He was also on the Big Brother, on TV.

No, actually it was Buona Domenica... but it was a long time ago.

Are you okay?

- The dope has arrived? Everything ok? - Of course.

- Then we are set! Cheers! - Cheers!