The Commando

You're all clear.

DEA!

Secure the area.

Clear.

Throw down your weapon.

Throw down your weapon! Throw down your weapon.

Down!

¡Abajo! On your knees.

Hands up.

Turn around.

Turn around!

Cap!

James.

We need him alive.

You gotta check this out.

- Where'd you get that? - You like it?

- Looks expensive. - It was.

I mean it is. I...

I got it from a friend. She didn't need it anymore.

Mom wanted you to come down.

She said Dad should be here soon.

All right, I'll be there in a minute.

Daddy!

Hey, sweetie!

- How are you? - How you doin'?

I'm good.

Got a little banged up, though.

- You okay? - I'll be fine.

- Hey, you. - Hey.

I remember you.

Why are you limping?

Uh, bug bite.

It'll be okay.

It's nice to have you home.

I feel much better now.

- Watch your back, man. - Hey, Johnny.

I heard you were getting out today.

We got some unfinished business.

Oh, Jesus.

Listen.

I don't wanna have any trouble, all right?

I'm getting out soon and...

Hey, bitch, here.

Fuck this, man.

I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

Jesus.

Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon,

three counts of first-degree armed robbery.

Do you take your responsibility for your actions?

What I feel bad about is, uh...

You know, I killed somebody's husband.

His name was George and he had two kids, and...

I took that away from them, and I'm sorry about it,

but, um, I'll always be sorry about it.

I'm just... You know, I just wanna...

I don't know what I wanna do.

I just wanna be the best man I can be.

You have quite the impressive military record.

A Silver Star, two Purple Hearts,

three tours of duty.

Afghanistan. Iraq.

I think that if anyone deserves another chance,

it's you, sir.

I hope to God I never see you again.

You know, honestly, I could kinda tell something was going on.

Like, I could feel it.

And then Tom said that he liked Serafina,

and I was like...

No, no!

Dad?

Girls, could you excuse us for a second?

Are you all right?

I'm okay.

I guess you don't wanna talk about what happened.

Talk about what?

I'm glad you're still a sarcastic asshole.

Yeah, well, I try.

What's going on?

- Babe... - Just...

Anybody up for some dessert?

Wow.

Look at that cake.

And I got you guys this.

Huh?

Open it.

Sunrose Cabins?

At first, I thought we could all go together this weekend,

like old times.

But now I see that you two

need some "alone" time.

Where did you get that money?

Serafina's mom got it as a giveaway at some event,

and they couldn't use it, so they asked if we wanted it.

Okay. Right?

Yeah, why not?

Thanks, babe.

Well, thank you.

- Oh, goddamn! - Johnny!

Oh, goddamn, so nice to see you.

Oh!

Good to see you, man.

Oh, it's been so long.

Been a long time.

You look good.

Thanks for the ride.

Let me get your stuff, man.

- It's good to have you home. - Johnny's back!

Let's get the fuck outta here.

Listen, I've heard what you two have been doin'.

It's all over the tube.

Everybody knows y'all are going straight now.

I did promise, uh, Ma and Pa

I'd keep you on the straight and narrow,

so you've just gotta, you know,

do the right thing, lay low.

Keep our shit tight.

Well, you got the money, right?

I knew you still had it. Where is it?

Listen, I don't want you two involved, all right?

We can get it in and out. No problem at all.

Just tell us where you put it.

If they catch your ass with the money,

they're gonna send you back there.

Oh, I ain't gonna worry about that.

Ain't nobody gonna find shit.

Listen, I'm hungry. Let's grab a hot dog somewhere.

Sounds good to us.

Our old house?

Brilliant.

We looked everywhere.

Never thought you'd put it in there.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm getting there.

Listen, here's a map I drew where I put everything.

Piece of cake.

We won't let you down, Johnny.

Listen, boys, the only thing I really give a fuck about

is that ring.

Okay?

We got some serious shit we gotta take care of, all right?

Don't let nothing fuck it up, all right? You hear me?

- We got you. - We got it.

Just keep it cool until we get the job done.

- All right? - Yes, sir.

All right.

What are you doing?

Where are you getting all this cash from?

Shh!

Can you keep a secret?

I found it.

You found all of that money?

- Look. - Holy shit!

- We have to tell Mom and Dad. - We can't tell Mom and Dad!

You don't know who this money belongs to!

Who cares who it belonged to? It's ours now.

It's probably, like, really old.

Like when this house was first built, anyways.

The bank is AGL Bank and Trust.

What do you mean?

Well, I found it, so I'm gonna spend it.

It's my money now. Here, take one.

I don't want it!

And it's not yours, it's someone else's!

It was someone else's, but I found it,

- therefore it's now mine. - I don't want it.

- Just take some, have fun, spend it! - No!

I have plenty of fun, thank you very much!

- I'm not gonna steal... - Doing what?

- What? - Doing what?

You don't have fun doing anything.

You're always being such a prude.

If you don't want it, I'll take it.

Wow.

Good luck, Jen.

Look at this joint.

- '64 Malibu. - Yes, sir.

- Nice setup here, bro. - Thank you very much.

I was hoping you'd like it.

Wow, this is tits.

- Cool, man. - Let's have some beers, huh?

Let's go. Hey, brother, did you get that done yet?

- Hey, you can't rush perfection. - Yeah, right.

You gotta run a tight ship, okay?

- Yes, sir. - Keep everything tight.

As tight as my ex-wife.

From this night on,

no more sticking that shit up your nose, all right?

Done.

You watch out for your little brother, huh?

- I will. - All right.

I promise, we're not gonna let you down.

So, here's to freedom!

Here's to good-lookin' snapper, boys.

Cheers.

- All right, little brother. - Yeah.

Fuckin'-A.

Aren't you a little young to be drinking?

Oh, go stick it, boy.

You know, babe,

this could really be like a second honeymoon.