Dual

Audience: Ooh.

Fuck.

Unh!

Fuck!

Ah, fuck!

Well done, you...

Well done. You're the winner.

Remind me. Are you the original or the double?

The double.

Woman: Of course. I always get mixed up.

Obviously it gets confusing when you both look identical.

Excellent work negating his ranged attack

and closing the distance.

Thank you.

Woman: The double has won the duel.

He's Robert Michaels now.

Male attendant: Can I take your order?

Sarah: Yes, I'll have one two-layer taco,

two soft tacos,

a double burrito, and an order of nachos.

Male attendant: Which one?

We have several kinds of nachos.

Sarah: The one that's just the chips and cheese dip.

Male attendant: How many drinks for this order?

Sarah: Only one.

Woman 1: I don't know. It's haunted.

But look, there's a pool.

Woman 1: Yeah, yeah!

Woman 2: Oh, yeah!

Sarah: Well, hello.

Hey, sweetheart. What are you up to?

Just watching television.

Peter: What are you watching?

A reality competition show about dating.

That doesn't sound very good.

It isn't very good, but I consider it a guilty pleasure.

What are you doing?

I took my team out for drinks after work tonight.

They've been doing such a great job on this project.

What about that co-worker of yours

you were telling me about? Sam?

Is he still struggling with the workload?

Actually, Sam's doing tremendous now.

Oh. Oh, that's good, I guess.

Peter: In fact, I'm even considering giving him

a most-improved award.

Awards in the workplace have been proven...

Increase morale even if it-if...

It d-d-d... Really mean anything.

I miss you.

I miss you, too, sweetheart.

Maybe I'll call you one more time before bed?

Sarah: No, that's okay.

I actually think I'm going to go to bed soon, too.

Peter: Really? It's so early there.

Yes, but I'm tired.

All right, well, you should definitely get some rest,

and we can talk tomorrow.

I'll text you when I wake up.

Peter: All right. Good night, Sarah.

Woman: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Woman: Sarah, dear, are you really hungry?

Or are you putting food into your mouth

so you don't have to talk to me?

I'm just a normal amount of hungry.

It's possible to eat and have a conversation at the same time.

- I think I'm going to be... - Sarah...

I think I'm going to be late for work.

You don't have work today. That's why you're here with me.

What day is it?

Do you remember these?

My penny collection?

Why did you stop collecting?

I was 10, I took on other hobbies.

Where did you find these?

Why aren't you happy anymore?

I am happy.

Why don't you answer my calls?

Why don't you visit me?

Don't you love me?

Goodbye, Sarah.

Ma'am, isaid, is it an emergency, or can you wait?

No, it's not an emergency.

Fill out as much of this form as you can, initial this,

and the yellow page gives us permission to...

Ma'am, I thought you said this wasn't an emergency.

Peter: How are you feeling?

Sarah: I'm feeling okay. I haven't had any more episodes.

Peter: That's good news.

Sarah: Does this mean you'll be coming home early?

Peter: You know I can't do that, sweetheart.

We're at a very critical stage of the project.

Sarah: No, I know. I just thought you might be able to...

Step away for a moment.

Peter: Perhaps.

I need to figure some things out here first.

I understand.

Peter: Hey, what did the gastroenterologist say?

She's still running tests.

Everyone is having a hard time believing me

that there were no signs or symptoms leading up to this.

Who was that?

Aw, nothing. It was just...

Sam texted me that he got home safely.

You went out with your co-workers tonight?

Peter: No, no, no. Just Sam.

He accidentally drank too much, though.

I sent him home in a taxi.

What are you up to tonight?

I'm in the hospital.

Peter: Right, right... I mean...

Do you think you can go to bed soon?

Yes, I probably should.

I'm supposed to get an endoscopy tomorrow morning.

I forgot to tell you about that.

They didn't let me eat or drink anything for dinner,

so I'm quite hungry and thirsty.

You can probably hear my stomach growling louder than my voice.

That's good. You should get some sleep.

Oh, okay.

Peter: Good night, sweetheart.

- Good night, Peter. -

Doctor: We're sending you home.

So there's nothing wrong with me?

No, there most definitely is something wrong with you,

but while we wait for the current round of tests

to come back, there's nothing more to be done.

You'd be better off being around your family and friends.

I haven't told my mom yet.

I wanted to wait until I had a better idea

of what was happening.

I feel much better, actually.

Maybe I'm getting better.

Sarah, listen very carefully.

We may be in the dark here on what exactly

is happening inside of you, but whatever it is,

it's very serious.

When you go home, you need to rest.

You need to take care of yourself.

You need to not drink.

Do you understand?

I understand.

Man on television: Very good.

That's very, very good.

[Man and woman speaking on television]

Peter: Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.

[Conversation on television continues]

Peter: Hey, sweetheart.

Guess what I just did?

I'm not sure. Tell me.

I just went to the gym.