Here for Blood

I'm back.

Maddie? What do you wanna wear tonight?

Maddie?

Maddie?

Oh, sorry.

Hello.

- There you go. - Oh, thank you.

Guys, I can't read anymore.

My eyes are burning.

Well power through, okay?

Our first exam is in less than 48 hours.

I thought that balancing three jobs in college would...

You're right. You're right.

I knew it would suck and it does.

This sucks. I have no life outside of these textbooks.

Well, buckle down. Your collegiate ambitions

depend on this exam.

Thanks, Mike.

I'm painfully aware of that.

Okay, well, why don't we get together tomorrow night and cram?

I can't, I'm babysitting.

What?

Why the hell would you do that

the night before an exam?

I know, I know, I know.

But look, they pay so well

and I couldn't afford to turn it down.

I need money for rent and don't even think about groceries.

I'm living off of instant ramen right now.

Well, why don't you get Tom to cover for you?

Tom? As in my Tom, look after a living, breathing child?

Yeah. You get to study and he can collect the money for you.

No offense, Phoebe,

but I don't think Tom's exactly kid friendly.

Okay, Tom can totally do it, alright?

All he has to do is just keep the kid alive

for a couple of hours. It's really not that hard.

Tom?

I don't know.

He's just so-

He's down. Tom O'Bannon

is down again.

His third match of the night.

He's really being taken to his limit by Tyson Dux.

O'Bannon is a juggernaut.

He's a powerhouse, but I don't think he has

what it takes to last the night.

Come on Tom!

Fucking kill him!

Kill him!

O'Bannon is furious.

Tyson Dux is messed up.

Time's up. Pure strike from O'Bannon.

Oh, that one's got to hurt.

Yeah!

Oh, with a blind side headbutt to Dux.

This crowd is really behind O'Bannon.

Yeah!

Oh, he's got him in his own suplex.

He's holding him. Holding him.

Tyson Dux can't get down. O'Bannon has him.

A back breaking maneuver.

And O'Bannon is fired up.

This crowd really behind him.

O'Bannon! O'Bannon!

O'Bannon! O'Bannon!

There's your cut.

20 Bucks? That was a sold out crowd.

How do I only get 20 bucks?

Take it or leave it, O'Bannon.

Come on, man.

I got my ass kicked out there.

And this 20 bucks doesn't even cover gas.

Hey, you don't like it?

You can piss off.

I got plenty other people more than willing to take your place.

Hey, you know what?

What?

See you next month, Dusty.

Uh-huh. Bye-bye.

You know, life sucks, son and then you die.

Keep up the good work. You missed a spot.

Ladies.

Crap.

Hey, baby.

Hey, babe. How'd the match go?

Oh, it was fine.

Yeah? Did you win?

Obviously.

Oh, another missing girl.

What?

Oh, my god that's Elise.

I know her.

No, she's so nice. What happened to her?

If they knew that

she wouldn't be on a missing poster, babe.

Oh, my god that's so sad.

Are you okay?

Yeah, babe.

Good, because I need you to babysit for me tomorrow.

I need to do what?

I need you to babysit for me so I can study.

Come on, Phoebe.

I don't know how to take care of children.

Yes, you do.

You'll be fine. It'll be easy.

It's only for a couple of hours

and right when I'm done studying,

I'll come back and take over.

This way I can still prep for my exam

as well as getting paid.

So you get to keep the money?

Duh, I'm broke.

We're.. you're broke actually.

Please, it would really be helping me out.

And Grace, she is such a cute kid.

You're really gonna like her. She's so fun.

No way.

Yes way.

I can't.

You can.

I don't want to.

Okay.

How many times have I helped you

with any of your wrestling stuff

or whenever you need your underwear sewn?

Trunks.

Oh, god.

Wrestling trunks, so what?

Sure. Whatever. Fine.

My point is, you owe me.

Can't you just ask one of your friends to do it?

I mean, guys don't babysit. Girls do.

Wow. What an outdated, sexist way of thinking.

A guy can babysit.

Yeah, a guy can babysit,

but then everybody's gonna assume he's a creep or something.

Yeah, but you're not a creep or something.

But everybody's gonna assume that I am.

Okay. Okay, babe, you know what?

I need you to babysit for me tomorrow,

and you are going to do it

because you love me.

God dammit.

Well, yes obviously I am going to do it.

Yes, thank you.

Okay, so I am just gonna give Barb

a call and let her know that

you're coming.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are there like special rules for a kid or something?

Yeah. Don't feed her after midnight.

She's not a gremlin, Tom. She's a kid.

You'll be fine, okay?

Great, thank you.

Barb, Hi. Yeah, it's Phoebe calling.

Okay, so there's a mistake.

You're a gremlin.

There's a dinosaur here.

That's it now you've really made me mad.

I need you tomorrow. Bring your tools.

Morning, sexy.

How you feeling?

Mm. Work wasn't easy last night.

Almost got dropped on my head a couple times.

Mm. Oh, you're tough. You'll pull through.

So I called the Fosters.

Who?

Fosters? Remember, you're babysitting for me tonight?

I'm still doing that?

Damn, right you are.

Hey, look, it'll be fine.

I called them and I told them

I am sending a trusted replacement,

and they were actually really cool about it.

So it'll be good. You have to be there at four.

Grace is seriously awesome, she's a good kid, promise.

Okay? It'll be fun.

Love you.

Babe, what time do you have to be there?

Stop.

Hi.

Hi, I'm Tom.

Oh, oh you're the-

Babysitter.

You're a man.

Yeah.

Sorry. Barb told me someone was filling in.

I just assumed... You don't often see men babysitting.

No, you don't.

You're not a weirdo, are you?

No.

No offense. I just,

I mean, you hear horror stories.

You know what, let's forget about it.

Phoebe trusts you, I trust you. Gill Foster.

Tom. I promise I'm not a weirdo.

Thank God. Come on in.

Thanks.

Hey, Barb. Sitters here.