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Hello.

What are you wearing?

Ooh, something tight and white.

Mm.

What are you wearing?

Wait, no. Let me guess.

Jeans, sneakers,

and that ugly striped T-shirt.

Oh, my gosh.

Ouch! Wow.

Well, hey, the truth hurts.

I wish I could be there.

I know. Me too.

Say it.

Say, "I wish you were here."

Okay, I wish you were here.

Look over here.

What?

Other way.

Hi.

Hi.

You changed your hair.

Yeah, I did.

Do you like it?

I like it.

It's different. You look different.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hey.

Oh, hey. Sorry.

Aw. Are those for me?

Yeah.

Ohh. Mm.

There's a guy over there just prancing.

He's having a...

just having a prance, just on the spot.

David, he's warming up.

- That's his warm-up. - Really?

- Yes, don't be mean. - Okay. Okay.

I'm s... I'm not. You know.

Can't wait to get you back home for summer.

Get me home?

Mm.

You make me sound like a cattle drive.

No, you know what I mean.

Just...

- Okay. - Okay. Have fun.

Go.

Ready?

Fence.

Hah! Yes!

Hah! Hah!

Yes! Hah!

Hah!

Hah!

Yes!

Fence.

Ahh!

Rah!

Ahh!

When did you learn all that?

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

Oh, shit.

Jill!

Oh, my God, dude.

I have texted, like, 100 girls, "Are you going to the party?

I can't wait to see you at the party."

I swear the hard drive on this thing

is starting to overheat.

- Holy shit. - What?

She blocked me.

What?

- Oh, my God. Wow. - I can't believe this is happening.

I'm not surprised. It's kind of a transformative year.

I mean, look at me. Come on. Look. Mm!

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

Wearing tighter jeans doesn't mean you've changed.

If you're so in love with Jill, then why did you go all the way up there

to stick your tongue in some girl's mouth?

I don't know. I don't know. It just happened.

- It's like I'm addicted to fucking up. - It's not fucking up, okay?

You were at a campus for two hours,

and you were practically in a threesome.

I'm just saying, like, imagine if you spent a semester.

No, no. It was a fluke.

I don't want to be with anyone but Jill.

Fine. Fucking suit yourself.

But I'm just saying this summer

is gonna be a very, very fertile one.

All the beautiful girls that we knew at school

have come back.

You know, they have been broken.

That's the hardest part.

And now they're a little bit older,

they're a little bit wiser,

and they are ready to put their mouth

on any random dick that they can find.

And you know what I'm gonna do for them?

I'm hoping to be that random dick.

Well, I wish you luck with that.

I don't need luck, man, but you might.

You have been sleeping in the same bed

that you've been jerking off in since you were 12. I mean, come on.

You should have gone away to school, man.

No. No. I like it here.

I grew up here. I know where everything is.

Wow, that sounds like my grandfather

when he refused to go into assisted living.

"Oh, I know where everything is.

I'm a veteran."

Grandpa, you're not a veteran.

You just watch Apocalypse Now ten times a day.

Come on.

I'm trying to help you out, man.

Dude, what the fuck?

Is your dad paying the bills or what?

Bye, Dad.

All I wanted was to have a summer like last summer.

I mean, last summer was great, right?

That was great.

Yeah, it was, but this year's gonna be better.

I promise.

Not without Jill, no.

I think if we don't make up tonight, it's over.

It's like she's ahead of me or something. I can feel it.

Well, girls mature faster.

That's all I can tell you.

Wait, dude.

I heard, like, Angad's parents went out of town

- just so he could have this party. - Really?

Yeah, like, that's some

dangerously supportive parents, man.

God, do you know what we should do?

We should arrive at the perfect time, right?

The facade of inhibition should be cracking right about now.

I am going to get so drunk...

If Jill and I don't make up tonight, she's gonna go off and meet someone new,

probably some older guy

who really knows how to eat pussy.

You don't know how to eat pussy?

Well...

No, I struggle with it sometimes.

What... dude, spell your name down there.

Watch. Unh!

I love this girl. Stop.

Can you shut up?

Holy fuck.

My boys.

Oh, eat me, Angad.

Hey, dude, this is my party.

Oh, no. This is your house.

- The party belongs to all of us. - No, no. It looks good, Angad.

It looks good Angad. Very...

bright.

Thank you.

David, dude, I spent the whole day

in the lighting department at Home Depot.

Those dudes really know their shit.

So...

I have many surprises in store for us tonight.

Enjoy the festivities.

- Oh, g-ah! - Uh, hi.

Allison, what are you doing?

Waiting for someone I don't hate.

- How's that going? - Been here awhile.

You finally touch a dick this year or what?

Fucking cocksucker!

Kyle, dude, what's wrong, man?

Oh, you think you're better than me, huh?

- No, man! - So you can buy drugs from me...

but you can't invite me to your fucking parties?

That's not what I said, man!

We don't even want to come to your fucking party!

Come on, man. Chill. People are just trying to have a good time.

There's Jill.

Wait. Who's she talking to?

Mm. I heard you fucked up.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

I got to talk to her.