Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon

Improved by Sailor420

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How you doing tonight, stupid?

I said, how you doing tonight?

I asked you a question, stupid.

Oh, God.

What's that? Oh, me?

I'm doing just fine. Thanks so much for asking.

You know I gotta pay to get my nails done?

Does that make any sense?

I mean, honestly, who gives a shit what your feet look like, right?

I mean, do you give a shit?

Hmm?

Hello?

Nah, you don't give a shit.

That is why this country's in the toilet.

I gotta do your nails to make money so I can do my nails.

How does that make any goddamn sense at all?

No. Hey.

No, no.

That did not hurt.

You better hold still though or I'm gonna show you what hurts.

What's happening?

Stop it.

What?

No.

Don't!

Don't!

Please, somebody, help me!

Please, she's trying to kill me!

Help.

Why? What do you want?

Oh, my God, please.

I'm so sorry, please.

Please.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

Untie me.

Ow!

Hector...

Give it to me.

What?

Give me some.

Do you want these?

Mmm. Tastes good, huh? Mmm.

Yeah.

There you go.

There you...

Oh, shit.

Oh, Jesus.

Okay.

Okay.

Dude. Look.

You okay?

Want a drink? Get her a beer.

You want a beer? It's tasty.

Have a beer.

It's just a beer.

She likes it. Yes.

Damn.

Hey, um, give me your shoes.

Why can't you take his shoes? I said, give me your shoes.

All right, all right. Jesus.

She's walking around in her bare feet, man. I get it.

I know I have small feet, I guess.

Be a gentleman for once. Why do you always gotta...

Not as small as your hands. Why do I always have to take my shoes off?

Wait up. Wait, wait, wait a second.

Wait a second.

For you.

Here you go.

On the other side of that fence,

after you get around the bayou,

you'll see the train tracks.

You just follow 'em.

They'll take you right into New Orleans.

Good luck. Yeah, bye.

Attention, all New Orleans units, stand by for broadcast.

Unit 2, we'll call you back.

We are looking for a violent 103M.

Escaped a few hours ago

from the Home of Mentally Insane Adolescents.

Got a photo coming through the wire. Look for that on your cellular.

She is described as an Asian female, possibly in her 20s,

brown hair, brown eyes.

Exact age is still being confirmed.

Subject is mentally unstable with severe schizophrenic psychosis,

and she is considered dangerous.

All units responding, use extreme caution

and notify dispatch upon visual confirmation.

Over.

Hmm.

Okay.

Headquarters to unit 101, please respond.

This is 101, Harold in service. Go ahead.

Hey, Harold, uh, we got two disorderly females

out in front of the Esplanade Market. Owner called it in.

Seems one of them is highly intoxicated and close to unconscious.

Copy. Lucky me.

Mmm. Full moon tonight, Officer.

Gonna be a busy night.

Copy. En route.

Oh, man, look at this thing right here.

- Under the table gets crazy. - That's okay.

I'm saying that shit's... Is it Halloween?

- I forget something? - Yo, come here.

Hey.

What you doing over there? What you doing?

Why don't you come over here? What's up?

Come here, man. I'll make you happy. What's up, baby?

What's up? What's up, girl?

Hmm? Where are you going?

Oh, no, no, no. You don't touch people's fries, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, what you need, baby?

Oxy, Cody, K?

What's up?

I like your jacket.

Where are you going?

Man, hold up.

Let me grab one of those.

What's up, girl?

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, excuse me.

You gotta pay for that stuff.

You gotta pay for that.

Get your ass over here.

Come on.

What's the matter with you?

4.55.

As in $4.55.

You have any money? No.

Then why are you in my store?

I'm hungry.

Well, that is just too bad. Step aside, please.

Come on, lady, move. Yeah, um...

Let me get a pack of them menthol smokes

and this stuff right here too.

It's your money, player. It's all good.

I got you.

Man, so...

I gotta tell you that outfit is lit, yo.

I mean, like, what you're wearing,

man, that's some straight-up next-level shit right there.

Yo, where your friends at?

Hmm?

What, you ain't got no friends?

It's just little old you

all alone in this big, bad world?

What's your name?

For real, you don't wanna tell me your name?

I just bought you Cheez Puffos, didn't I? Come on, I'm cool.

May I have them?

Yeah, you can have them.

Yeah, we're going in my car though.

Come on.

For real, you ain't gonna tell me your name, huh?

Man, that's all right.

My name's Fuzz.

See, they call me that 'cause I'm soft.

But first...

See?

You want these real bad, huh?

Can I get a kiss first?

Come on.

Just one little kiss?

Man, that ain't nothing.

Why?

Shit, I don't know.