Fargo

Hmm?

Take irish.

Merda.

- (gunshots) - (tires screech)

if you ordered it, I got no problem accepting consequence.

But I know you don't want to start a war.

I didn't order a goddamn hit!

Loy: Who's calling the shots over there?

The ape or the pipsqueak?

You're giving orders now?

Are we at war?

Not yet.

but we're trying real hard.

Gaetano: These mulignani...

They think that...

We are weak.

They're right.

You're weak.

You took a shot.

You missed.

Now my enemy's got 300 guns.

What is it with everybody today,

thinking they can talk back to me

like we're having a debate?

You,

put the muscle on cannon.

Bust some heads, make some arrests.

Loy: Sell 200 to mort kellerman.

Tell him he can have 'em at cost.

But he owes us devotion.

man, that cat can blow.

party's over!

the party's over!

We got to go!

Freeze, sambo.

stop! You're killing him!

- (grunts) - (wheezes)

- (car doors close) - (indistinct chatter)

hai visto.

That's how it's done.

- (engine starts) - I really hate that guy.

rifle claus came early this year.

Something like that.

You know the terms.

Guns for loyalty.

We going to war with the eyeties?

Depends.

On?

arrivederci!

Doctor senator: Just stay by the phone!

We'll call you when we need you!

what do you want to do about the funeral home?

It's ours now.

Tell 'em. Make it clear.

If they tell us where the dykes are, we'll let 'em live.

If not...

- Man: Police! - (door opens)

- cracker-ass motherfucker. - The fuck you say?

odis: Grab some air.

Hey.

I said grab some air!

You boys are breaking the law.

What law?

Having too many teeth.

whoops.

What's my money bag doing here on the floor?

Better put this back in the car.

I know you.

No, you don't.

loy: Yeah.

I heard about you.

odis here was in the war.

Minesweeper.

Every day, take his men...

And hoof it on ahead of the army,

looking for land mines.

You shut up.

Lot of turnover in odis's unit.

Boom! There goes sammy.

Boom! There goes mike.

Whole thing started to make odis a little twitchy.

Until, one day,

he couldn't take it no more.

So he laid down in the grass.

Just looks at the clouds.

Army rolls up.

Colonel says,

"odis,

did you clear this field?"

and odis says,

- "yes, sir." - (gasping)

- see... - I cleared it.

Colonel had to take a piss.

So he walks out into the field and...

Boom!

They got to send him home in a tureen.

That's a pot they put soup in.

: Get 'em out of here.

Not-not him.

Officer: Get 'em all out. Go.

Officer 2: You heard him.

you didn't fight in the war, did you?

- (panting) - nah, man.

Why would I fight for a country that wants me dead?

boom!

josto fadda says...

Stick to the deal.

Boom!

- (man groaning) - (phone ringing in distance)

shh!

Ethelrida: Dear dr. Harvard...

I am writing to inform you of the actions

of one of your nurses.

thurman: Decent?

Lights out.

Big day tomorrow.

What?

Your birthday.

Don't tell me you forgot.

yeah.

Right, it's a... it's a big day.

Hey, dad, what-what's laudanum?

Chemistry homework?

Not exactly.

Well, let's see.

Laudanum, it's a...

It's a painkiller.

Real potent.

Is it dangerous?

Could be if you take too much.

Why?

I saw it at mrs. Mayflower's, across the way.

Tons.

Well, hon, she is a nurse.

But it's not something she should be keeping

around the house.

Lights out now, okay?

Okay, daddy.

Dad.

Are we ever gonna see aunt zelmare again?

Of course we will.

She's just, you know,

an escaped convict, so...

Where did she go?

she's, um... (exhales)

well, I don't know that you need to know that, young lady.

She's at a residential hotel downtown, holed up.

The new parie or some such.

But don't you even think of going down there, you hear me?

: Okay.

Listen...

This miss mayflower.

She's...

She's not really...

I mean, I'm sure she's real nice,

but she's not someone you should be hanging around.

Huh?

We got a real precarious situation here,

living outside the law and all.

So...

Not to mention, I think she might've poisoned

that pie she baked us.

Anyway,

steer clear.

All right.

Say hello to the sandman, birthday girl.

Ethelrida: I've worked alongside oraetta mayflower

for many years now...

- (groaning) - (thud)

... And felt that I should bring certain actions of hers

to your attention.

In the last year,

many of nurse mayflower's patients have died

under mysterious circumstance.

newsman (over radio): President truman, asking congress

for strong anti-inflation laws, says

we must remain strong at home to beat worldwide communism.