Let's Love Hong Kong (好郁)

Chan Kwok Chan!

Chan Kwok Chan!

Chan Kwok Chan! You're up!

Chan, you're up! Get into position

Welcome to Let's Love

I'm the Sewing Princess separated from him by the Milky Way

I'm the Prince of Cows We only meet once a year

We're left with 364 days of longing

after 1000 years of loneliness, finally...

The only goal of modern technology is to communicate...

Who the hell did the special effects?

It's old-fashioned; it's unconvincing

and the costumes...

We'll have to do it again!

What about the budget?

What about the budget? We'll figure something out

Give that David a call

Ask him to get Globaltel's animator

He's pretty good

Hello, David please

That ad you did for us sucks!

My boss is pissed

Yeah, she wants the same animator

you used for Globaltel last time

What are you talking about?! You messed it up

It's your responsibility to fix it

Thanks a lot

You know how we manage to survive?

Cause we've got great products

Great products? Are you crazy?

It's service. You know what service is?

You've gotta keep the customers happy

Whenever you step inside this store

you're stepping onto a stage

Your life turns over a new leaf

What'll you do when you're on a stage, missy? You wanna gimme a smile?

Are the lights a little dim?

"Our ancestors often appreciated..." "the natural beauty of our motherland"

Aren't the lights a little dim?

Lamps wouldn't break if you didn't keep messin' with'em

Are you blind? Can't you see we're overrun by crabs?

Get out of my way, jerk! A place of fresh, clean air...

Chan, home already? Had dinner yet?

I've got a headache. Leave me alone

"...enter a realm of peaceful calm"

Can you turn the TV down?

Someone needs to sleep even if you don't!

Enter a realm of peaceful calm!

"Relax your head, relax..."

Welcome to Let's Love

Phoebe, are you sleeping again?

Phoebe, where's Mui Mui?

Mui Mui, where're you going?

Come, sit, good girl!

Dinner time, Phoebe

Did you miss me?

Where did you go? Have a drink

You slept all day? Where's your towel?

Mui Mui, I'm so exhausted

Didn't you eat? Were you out playing?

You wanna rest some more?

Let's go inside and get some rest

Mui Mui, no!

Phoebe, come!

"As the world's tallest animals," "giraffes live high above us"

"For them, it's lonely on top" "They have to look out for themselves"

Do you actually like me or what?

Then why do you keep calling?

You call, yet you say "you're not"

Can you please stop saying you're not?

"Giraffes are quite snobbish" "They eat the highest, youngest leaves"

"because lower life forms" "such as us can't compete up there"

"Ms Chan, Billy's climbed up" "there chewing the leaves!"

Yeah, it's been tough lately

Single guys like you want a couple hundred feet for a couple thousand bucks

If things were that cheap do you think I'd be working?

You must earn a lot to want such a huge place?

You call 300 square feet huge?

This one's perfect for you

a nunnery upstairs and a funeral home downstairs

Nothing shady; it'll suit you well

The stairs are narrow but it's lofty upstairs

The last tenant left all this shit here

I'll have it cleaned up if you take it

Smell that? Your funeral home neighbors are good cooks

They'll make you feel like family

This is a corner unit, facing the street

All bachelors up here, recent immigrants

so you won't even have to talk to them!

No kids, no mahjong

nice and quiet, perfect for you

maybe a little small but it's a corner unit

You get the rooftop garden too

You can hang out here with your friends

Drink some beer, barbecue

Can you imagine anything better?

Alright, you have a problem with size?

How about this one, ha? 25-foot ceiling

Baroque arches, Michelangelo-style fresco

Antique Chinese beams

Where else can you find a gem like this?

You can comb every inch of Hong Kong

Even the tiny outlying islands You won't find another one

Sooner or later, it'll be bought by the government

and made into a protected historic site

I can tell you won't just rent this

You'll probably want to buy

You'll be loaded once they buy it back from you

Just look at these tiles! Pre-war antiques, priceless!

You can sell them in Heilongjiang

And get 300 bucks each, easy!

If you don't have any connections, I can set you up

Double your profit

If I had the money and a wife, I'd buy this in a heartbeat

Don't let this go

This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance You know how it is in Hong Kong

You call those stairs?

Either they'll collapse or I'll get burned

You said only two flights... There are 7, I just counted

No, Ms Man, we already saw the one on the 2nd floor

This is the historical gem with high ceilings

Historical gem with a nasty smell!

People returning from overseas like yourself love this kind of stuff

The government has been tearing 'em down

It'll be impossible to sell, I tell you!

Ms Man, look! They're building a Jusco across the street

It's nice at night when all the lights are on

It'll block my view!

Supermarkets are so tiny these days, barely enough room for some magazines

You kidding? Don't take me for a fool

Hey little brother, remember me?

We looked at the same place last time

Mr. Chan, right? No, it's Fung from Dragon Realty

Business hasn't been so hot lately

Is your company hiring?

Or if you're moving onto something better, please let me know, ok?

That's ok

Are you Zero? Mr. Yuen, here's your car

So, what kind of work do you do?

Import Export Wow, you must be loaded!

Not anymore. I used to make a hundred grand a month without moving a finger

Now it's all gone

Even my wife has to work She gives me hell for it, night and day

Life went from a beach to a bitch!

Women are a pain!

You're better off coming out for a test drive

What do you like to do usually?

Karaoke, checking out girls but that's all gone now

Now it's just my wife, nag nag nag

Ah, let me teach you about stress reduction

Next time you get a haircut

Tell the hairdresser you want your eyes soaked

My "eyes soaked"? He'll know!

First he'll let the water run slowly from your forehead into your eyes

Then the hot water turns warm; warm water turns cold

Cold water suddenly turns hot again

Your circulation will be so great Even your big toe will be dancing!

It's amazing! Really?

You gotta tell me where to go

Every salon has it! You go home after that

Your wife can say anything she wants and you won't hear a word

Really? I've gotta try it then

"May I help you? "

"Did Mrs. Lau live in your nursing home"

"Mrs. Lau? " " M-r-s L-a-u? "

"I'm her daughter"

"Please take me to see her"

"Are you her daughter? "

"Since she has got here, "

"she refuses to see anyone!" She refuses to see anyone!

"l beg you!"

"Alright then, follow me"

Follow me!

When you go to bed at night

do you ever get a bitter taste in your mouth?

You realize you haven't spoken all day

I guess I shouldn't complain

I've got a decent job easy, no need to talk much

Plus I don't have any special skills

The only requirement for this job is

I'm not allowed to let anyone know what I actually do for a living

My agency doesn't want our customers

to realize I'm flesh and blood that I walk the same streets they do

Even my mom's not supposed to know because my agency says

my mom's friends, even my mom herself

may very well be our customers

What they least want to run into is me, the real person

"Perseverance is the key"

"Endure the highest pain among pains"

"You're the chosen one" "among the crowd"

"Defense is sometimes" "the best offense"

Yo, brother!

There's no crime in looking!

Check it out... don't sniff too hard

or you'll shoot your wad right here

then your girl will be lonely all night

I'll just shoot it with you then

This little brother's not a wuss, ha?

OK, lemme show you something

Use this on your bitch's armpit