Lilo & Stitch

We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs, quiet!

We believe that this... this monstrosity is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.

What deranged lunatic would create something like this?

I prefer deranged genius, but thank you for the introduction.

Dr. Jamba Dukiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not creating them.

A threat? Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon.

626 is unstoppable.

Indestructible.

And smarter than 100 supercomputers!

I don't want to play anymore! It's an atrocity!

Silence! He did not ask to be created. Perhaps if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason.

Experiment 626, show us that there is something inside you that is good.

Look at that atrocity!

So naughty!

I did not teach him that.

You have made our decision easy. He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind.

Dr. Dukiba, your lab will be destroyed.

Okay, just leave me 626.

And 626 exiled.

Oh, come on!

Wait! No, no, no, you can't do that!

Don't get any ideas. These guns are locked under genetic signatures.

They're not going to shoot anyone but you.

No! No! No!

Knock it off! The Federation strictly forbids being gross!

Don't hate me, Sid!

Where is he?

He's loose on Deck C.

Now heading for the hall.

What? He is trying to find the police.

Who's this?

He uh, he took the red one.

Fire at will!

He's in hyperspace.

Where will he exit?

In 12 hours, we project he will collide with a planet called Earth.

That's a planet full of water.

Water increases his molecular density.

He'll become heavy and drown.

And so I think we can all say farewell to 6-2.

You're kidding.

Oh what a pickle we've got here.

If only there was a brilliant genius around to help me catch that monster.

You!

You are the reason we're in this mess.

And I can get you out of it.

If you release me and get me back to my lab.

Nonsense.

We'll simply vaporize the planet, Captain.

I'm getting ready, Councilwoman.

Hold it!

Hold everything!

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

You can't destroy the planet!

Aw man.

Uh, who's this?

Agent Pleakley.

Earth expert.

At your service.

Howdy.

Earth expert.

I'm an expert in that planet's floral, fauna, and fashion.

Yeah, this outfit screams expert.

Oh yeah, I'm researching an Earth species that's half cow and half boy.

It's very fascinating.

Yes, marvelous.

What's your point?

Oh, uh, Earth is our protected wildlife reserve.

So you've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.

Crikey.

Very well, Dr. Drakema.

You will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626.

Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him.

You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.

What?

I don't need a babysitter.

This is all very dangerous and it's quite likely you'll die.

Do you accept?

With every heart in my body, of course I accept.

I'm going to Earth!

Hey, everyone.

If I may, Grand Councilwoman.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Can I hug you?

Oh, sorry.

Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman.

That's not going to happen.

Of course.

I apologize.

I do not need supervision.

Permission to hug my new partner.

Brilliant.

Permission granted.

Right.

So what I'm just trying to say is that-

It would just be better if I went by myself.

Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission or I will be forced to intervene.

Oh, this is a dream they came.

I have so much packing to do.

Well, well, well, 626.

What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?

I know, right?

So cool.

They have a festival here.

Are you supposed to be here?

I'm in time for the convention.

Cool.

You're right.

Go, go.

Live your life.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hello.

Not again.

They deserve to be free.

I'm going to have to talk to Nani about this.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Hey, you're gonna be late.

Yeah.

What?

Is she? She's always late.

You haven't seen Lilo.

Lilo, thank goodness. I thought you were going to be on time today.

I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.

Is Pudge a friend in need?

He's a fish. I forgot to tell you that.

So you're late because you fed a sandwich to a fish.

Yeah, Pudge controls the weather.

She's so weird.

Lilo, honey, come on. Get dressed, honey.

Oh, guys, look. I got a friendship bracelet, too.

That's not a friendship bracelet.

Ew. Garbage girl puts garbage on her arm.

Girls, come on. Come on.

You know, silly.

It's not a friendship bracelet if you don't have any friends.

Girls, girls, girls. Wait.

Quickly, quickly. Stand in line. Get ready.

No.

No, no, no, no.

She's not coming.

Hey Wolf, can you put those in the door?

Read the note!

I'm sorry, I just dropped it over there, okay?

How about drug guidance?

Mom, that must be so stressful for you.

How about you just leave me alone to die?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Use the back.

It's just about right in the back.

These little houses, right?

You just gotta have a good...

Oh.

There you go.

Um, actually, would you mind waiting here for just a second?

Yes, of course.

Okay.

So, uh, what can I get you to drink?

Do you have tea?

Of course I have.

There's a lot of unpaid bills here, Nani.

How often would you say you leave your little sister home alone?

What?

No, why would I do that?

I would never leave my sister home alone.

Smoke, Nani!

Oh, oh, oh!

The alarm!

The smoke alarm!

Oh, don't worry.

There's no batteries in there.

Lilo!

They took mine because it kept going off.

That's not true.

Say aloha to Mrs. Kekoa.

Aloha, Lilo.

How are you?

Is that blood?

Oh, yeah.

I've been practicing jumping out of my window.

Ha, she's kidding.

She's actually been very well behaved recently, haven't you?

Right?

Yeah.

I've been more than good, Mrs. Kekoa.

I've been doing really, really great at hula.

Made a ton of new friends there, and they all think I'm the coolest.

I've been eating a lot of organic stuff.

Sometimes I'm not.

Sometimes I eat too much, and I've been eating five or ten times a day.

Sometimes I eat so much I can't breathe.

That's enough imagination for you, you little weirdy.

Oh, tea's ready.

Mmm, okay, pretty sweet.