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I seen it fell down I

I didn't make a sound I

I can you live here anymore I

I what's outside the door I

I home is on the floor I

I can you live here anymore I

I it's taking longer than you've seen back home I

I seen it fell down I

I didn't make a sound I

I can you live here anymore I

I what's outside the door I

I home is on the floor I

I can you be here anymore I

I it's taken longer than you've seen back home I

I mean we work together here-

Frankie. Excuse me.

Hi. How are you?

I couldn't help but notice that you touched your hair

and then you touched the glass right afterwards.

This isn't a fucking barn and it's also not rocket surgery.

- I'm sorry. - Rocket surgery?

What's rocket surgery?

Can you please straighten your body and get back to work?

Thank you.

Wow.

I watching how I

I you take something I

I all you have to do I

I watching how I

I you take something I

I blah ay ah ah I

I watching how I

I you take something I

hi, it's mama.

You never pick up the phone.

Have you been drinking?

I think you should come home if you're not

going to school and you're just making those weird videos.

I'm s o rry 7

I can't understand you through the-

isaid...

0h. You filming me?

No, I... come clean.

No, I'm...

You were in the frame, but I was filming the...

There's all these people and there's this painting

just hanging there.

Can I see?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, that's kinda great.

Thank you.

All right, you gotta hold my cheese

and you gotta take care of my head.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey folks, can I, can I have everybody's attention please?

On the wall behind me,

it's not just a pretty picture to distract you

while you're waiting in line to take a shit.

And to be honest, the way that you guys are

treating this painting is upsetting my friend.

This is a man's soul right here.

Yeah.

And he's, he's bearing it in the hopes

that for a split second, you will go beyond your own lives.

Go beyond your need to just buy things.

So ladies and gentlemen...

This is...

This is a way out.

You know?

Ah, ha ha ha ha, ho!

So eat it up.

Don't eat shoes. Don't eat skateboards.

Don't eat nail Polish. Eat the art.

Eat the art! Eat the art!

Eat the art!

It tastes good. It tastes really good.

Eat the art.

All together now.

Eat the art.

Eat the art, eat the art,

eat the art, eat the art,

eat the art.

They don't want you to hear this,

they want you to keep shopping!

Was that a smile?

No, I just have something in my eye.

Will you look at it?

I really think I have something in my eye.

- Ew, ew. - No, don't you see it?

Is it an eyelash or like a bug or something?

Do you see... so fucking gross.

Hey Frankie.

Romeo.

You done flirting?

Uh, Judy needs you to sub in.

What?

For her act tonight.

The baby's not coming, so...

That's pretty rough.

Shots.

Let's get weird.

Wasn't he wonderful?

Oh my gosh.

I'm so happy to see you.

Hello, I'm Judy and this is my husband, Marty, over there.

Say hello Marty.

Now, let's bring out faith.

Oh my god.

I I pictured a rainbow I

I you held it in your hands I

I I had flashes I

I but you saw I

Hey.

Hay is for horses.

Kandinsky.

From the mall last week.

I gotta talk to this girl real quick.

Oh yeah.

Yeah. You lost me my job.

What?

So you're a cockroach now?

- Yeah. - What are you doing?

- That'll be a buck. - Uh, okay.

Go around.

Hey, I really want to talk to you.

Can I have your number?

No, I don't got one.

You don't have a phone?

Well, I don't need one.

How do I get a hold of you?

Hollywood and ivar.

- Hollywood and ivar? - Yeah.

The corner?

On the roof, after five.

Okay.

No, not yet! Yo, wait, we're walkin'!

Pedestrians got the right of way, man.

Shit.

All right, show me your best.

Not bad.

How did I do, cockroach man?

That was...

That's a five. Ah, come on.

Five?

What do you call this?

It's a Jack knife.

- Ajack knife? - Yup.

And what do you call that cockroach costume?

That's my day job.

Think you can do better?

Uh, yes.

Hey.

Yeah!

Seriously?

It's like a five.

What am I gonna say? It's a five.

I filmed your speech and I posted it on YouTube

and it's doing really well.

Like really, really, really well,

and it's already got like, 2000 views.

Uh, is that a lot?

For me, yeah.

I only have like, you know, barely 100 subscribers.

I don't know, people are commenting things

and it's all really positive and...

That's good.

How was that?

That's a seven.

Sammy, time to go.

Say goodbye to your friend link.

But we're not finished.

That's all right, we'll finish later.

Okay?

Come on, Sammy.

Thanks for watching her.

Yeah, sure.

Good for you.

I'd like to give you my information

so that if you want to find me, you can.

I work at magic alley bar.

Is that a bar for magicians?

No, it's, sometimes there are magicians there

but it's just a regular bar.

It's not even that far from here.

Oh, I'm gonna check roach man's schedule.

He's a busy guy.

Okay, I'm gonna put it in your shoe.

I don't get people's taste anymore.

People don't have taste anymore.

They are just horny.

Well that really depressing.

Makes me wanna cry.

- It's good, right? - Yeah.

You know what else makes me really sad?

Well hello boys and girls.

Don't you just love feathers and bells?

I'm hungry.

You little baby.

She needs her milk.

Nice, warm milk.