The Beekeeper

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That's them in there just like that?

Just like that.

I wouldn't go in there for a day or two.

Heard the expression kick the hornet's nest?

I'll stay right here. Thank you.

Those things scare me to death.

They been killing my honey bees.

A few days unchecked,

they'll wipe out the whole colony.

What are you gonna do with them?

Well, that's between me and them,

if you don't mind.

That's okay.

I understand these things.

I just wanted to thank you

for putting up with me,

and all of my bees.

This place was crabgrass and weeds,

and you brought it back to life.

You're a blessing.

No one's ever taken care of me before.

I'll, uh...

Mr. Clay...

Come back at suppertime. Let me feed you.

Boss.

(man) You got something, yeah? - I got one.

I want it. I need it.

Hey, put it in my ear.

Get this fucking hippie shit down, please.

United Data Group. Good afternoon. This is Boyd.

How may I help you?

Boyd.

Uh, hello. I just got a message saying

that there's a problem with my computer.

Don't you worry. The message you received

is from our United Data Group antivirus software.

It's part of the software package

that you pre-installed on your computer.

I'm sorry. I'm not a computer person.

What did you say the name of your product is again?

Now, our records show that you actually

have an older version on your account.

So what I'm going to need you to do is uninstall that

and install the latest version.

Well, I have no idea how to do that.

My daughter set up everything for me.

Well, I would recommend

you take your computer to an IT specialist.

However, keep in mind

that you will lose all your data,

since they'll have to replace the hard drive.

I'm pretty remote out here.

Everything I have is on the computer.

Okay. There is actually

a software package that you can download

that would allow me to reinstall remotely.

All right. Tell me what to do.

It's okay. Can you, uh, can you type this,

Friendly friend dot net?

Spelled just how it sounds.

Okay. I'm there.

And there should be a button

on your screen that says "install."

Can you click on that button?

I clicked the button.

So you're about to see some windows

open, close on your desktop,

as I reinstall the virus shield for you.

Okay.

I hope you fucking clowns are paying attention.

You stick to the script,

but not so much that you sound like a goddamn robot.

All right?

Boyd: She has got 10K checking,

life insurance annuity, Roth IRA,

teacher's pension and...

Holy fucking shit!

All right.

She is a signatory

on a $2 million dollar account.

Some, uh... It's some fucking charity.

All right, kids, let the strip mining begin.

Ooh. My computer's going crazy.

Totally normal.

Just do not touch your keyboard.

Because of this inconvenience,

I'm going to credit back your subscription fees.

How about that?

I've gone ahead and deposited $500

into the account ending 020.

Oh, that's not my account.

That's an account that I manage.

Can you log into that account

and verify the transfer, please, Miss Parker?

Just hold on.

Yes, there's...

There's a transfer for $50,000?

Set the hook with sympathy.

Miss Parker, I...

I made a terrible mistake.

I was supposed to credit you 500,

but I don't know, I got a stuck key here.

I'm gonna lose my job here.

I got kids.

I ain't got fucking kids.

Oh, I don't want you to get in trouble, but...

I could wire the amount back.

I will need a different password though.

One second.

This is the master password for all her accounts.

Okay, so the second we get it, we zero out everything.

Um...

You know, I, um...

I think I should call the bank. Hm?

You know what? You're probably right.

But there goes my job,

and there goes all your data.

All my kids' pictures are on this computer.

Okay.

Boom! Fucking yes!

That is what I am talking about! Come on!

Let me fucking hear it! I fucking love you people!

I fucking love you!

Hello?

Hello? You still there?

Uh-oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What did I do?

Stupid...

Mrs. Parker?

Don't move.

Don't you fucking move.

Drop the knife.

Hands behind your back.

Slowly get on your knees one knee at a time.

Now, who the fuck are you...

and what are you doing in my mother's house?

Verona...

I'm so sorry.

How do you know my...

Mom.

Until we can clear him, he's our best and only perp.

Clear him?

Agent Parker, I know that's your mother.

I understand.

But there's a world where she committed suicide.

Suicide? You can't be serious.

That woman loved life more than anybody I know.

But by all means, let's just completely ignore

the big white dude in her house with a knife.

Get him up.

Come on.

It's Clay, right?

Adam Clay?

I don't have much to say.

Mr. Clay, we just got a couple of questions.

Like, what the fuck were you doing

in my mother's house?

I was bringing her a jar of honey.

A jar of honey.

Who the fuck are you? Winnie-the-Pooh?

I keep bees.

How do you know my mother?

I rent some space in the barn from her.

I have a signed lease.

But what the fuck were you doing in her house?

She didn't answer when I knocked.

I noted her car in the driveway.

I heard the smoke alarm and I entered.

You "noted"?

You got a law enforcement background?

I told you, I take care of bees.

Oh, my God.

His hands tested negative for gunshot residue.

But the prints on the gun were your mother's.

It seems, sadly, it was suicide.

Mr. Clay, I need to apologize for last night.

I realize I may have been a little aggressive.

That's understandable.

Could I interest you in something a bit stronger?

No.

But I'll sit with you if you like.

No, thank you.

I wanted to thank you

for taking care of my mom.

I tried to stay in her life as much as I could.

Obviously, I could have done a better job.

Being old can be a lonely thing.

Turn a certain age, you cease to exist. Cease to matter.

Used to be a part of life, of the family.

Part of the hive, I guess you could say.

There's some British Isles hiding in your accent.

I was born there.

I hated that she was out here alone.

She wouldn't leave.

There's too many memories.

You know, I think I know why she liked you.

You're just like my brother.