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Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide

fuk fuk fuk fuk

Booze, weed, grass just one hit

Out comes the smoke and all the trouble are qone

Kneel before God, ring the temple bell

1, 2, 3, 4, l want kisses oVer and over

5, 6, 7, 8, at night well qo to lndia Gate

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide

fuk fuk fuk fuk

We stay on the other side of the Jamuna,

We loVe all women

The qirl is proud, we have no money,

Ask for a loan, qet powerless

lf we make money, we will catch the prey,

Spray some deo on your shirt

The qood for nothing troupe is ready

The penniless ones are here

We haVe worn a pant

While the other is being washed by mummy

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants... qet under a blanket and hide

fuk fuk fuk fuk

Let there be a country of loafers and make me the President.

Sing with me now, brothers and sisters.

1,2,3,4, Lonq live the Loafers Party!!

5, 6, 7, 8, Death to all the smarty pants

Loafers, wasters, bums,

A qhost ran away with your underpants

Loafers, O Loafers, your luck is so messed up

EVen your shoes are in tatters

Your luck is so messed up.

My father says...

'son, you hold your destiny in your own hands.'

But if l go by his words, which l seldom do, then by God...

my destiny is fast asleep!

Do colleqes also haVe morninq assembly?

No man.

Only school teachers are obsessed with morning assembly and uniforms.

College is all about scoring girls.

You're right man.

ln goVernment schools, it's guys chasinq quys!

You know Amit from the 12th qrade?

Yeah.

He was in the toilet yesterday with Rahul durinq assembly.

Are you serious?

Of course!

We'll walk hand in hand, we'll walk hand in hand,

We'll walk hand in hand someday;

Dude, we can easilyjump over this wall.

Why break our backs oVer this stupid hole?

Choocha!

We haVe only a couple of days of school to leave our mark behind.

That's all we've been doinq for the past two years.

Trust me, this year we will qraduate!

l swear on your mother!

Dude, is it difficult to bunk lectures in college?

No man.

You can do anythinq you want.

Study if you want to, otherwise forget it.

Lounqe in the canteen, hanq around...

take in the scent of beautiful girls...

try and score with them...

kiss them anytime, anywhere...

no one bothers.

Sounds excitinq!

Dude we're going to colleqe together!

l'll become someone's boyfriend on the Very first day.

Hello May Day...

Attention... the wall is about to be breached!

Fire!

Dear god, you are the almiqhty.

You know everythinq there is to know...

but l'd like to remind you once again.

Please get me miqrated into Shalu's college this year.

lt didn't happen last year, but this year please make it happen.

l will offer prayers daily.

Please, God.

Bishop Colleqe.

Just reminding you since there are so many colleges.

Bachelor of Commerce, 2nd year.

Give him your exam roll number as well.

Sir...

there was a cookinq qas cylinder alonq with these milk cans...

now its qone.

Did you see anyone take it?

No, brother, l don't drink milk.

ln colleqe, the qirls will be--

Shut up, Choocha!

Stop sucking up.

Or l won't go with you.

Sorry bro.

Just that l'm really excited.

We'll sort you out, but for now, be quiet.

Okay...

l am sure it will be fun.

Stop...

look...

Sardarji, want to buy a qas cylinder?

Half price!

What are you staring at?

l found it on the street.

Cylinder?

Yeah.

You found it?

Yeah.

On the street?

Yeah.

l'll beat the crap out of you.

You bloody dope head...

sellinq my own cylinder back to me?!

Whoa... l'm not a thief.

l found it on the street.

How does it belong to you?

l'll tell you!

Okay... fine...

you can keep it.

As a gift.

l am Very rich anyway.

All my money's gathering dust...

Just leave.

Sardarji...

how about a plate of chole-bhatura?

Can't you hear my stomach qrowl?

Chotu...

qive him a serving of chole-bhatura.

Here you go.

Dumbass, can't you serve properly?

You think l'm a homeless begqar?

What the--

You think this is your father's weddinq reception to feed him for free?

Why don't you slice me up and add me to his dish?

You think this is a soup kitchen?

Hello?

ln fiVe minutes.

l'll be there.

Now he's got angels fallinq for him where are you off to?

Dad, that was Raju. He's clearinq our dues today.

Did Raju rob a bank last night...

that he wants to clear our dues?

You think l'm an idiot?

He really called me, l'll see you later.

What a bad start to the day. l can't eVen set my beard!

10 more seconds and l'd have taken the bus.

Have l ever been late?

You know what my dad's like.

He can't set his beard unless he yells at me every morning.

How was the movie yesterday?

lt was okay.

You never take me alonq with your college friends.

l'm in colleqe too.

You aren't in college, you're studyinq through correspondence.

lt's the same thinq.

Anyway, l'm coming to your colleqe next year.

So hanq with us next year then.

You've become very rude lately.

Never mind.

You'll show me around your colleqe today?

l've been asking you for so long. Say somethinq.

Fine!

Only if Pandit lets us go.

Who is Pandit?

What's up, Panditji?

Nothinq new...

it's the same qrind eVeryday.

l'm stuck in his shithole for other reasons

or l would'Ve quit this job long aqo.

You see this room?

Back home the bull knocks up cows in a room biqger than this.

You're right, Panditji.

My dad said the same thing to my mom.

Anyway, tell me somethinq...

how much do we haVe to score to make it to college?

At least, 85 %

You must be kiddinq!

You are kiddinq yourself to even think about college.

All year round you make life hell for others.

Now it's your turn to feel the heat.

There is another way in...

lf you want, l can pull some strinqs.

Panditji, any way will do.

We'll tear throuqh the roof, if necessary.

Tell us what you can do.

Exam papers for the 12th grade are out.

What do you mean out?

Out, Choocha, out!

when he says they're out, he means they've been leaked.

Holy shit Panditji!

Please do somethinq for us.

Consider it done.

Come here a day before every exam.

50,000 rupees for eVery exam paper.

Fifty?!!