Marvel's Avengers Assemble

1x05 - Blood Feud

This new wing will increase my velocity by 30%?

Of course it will, I invented it.

What is it?

Some dead man took all the peanut butter!

What care I for the butter of peanuts?

Mmm. Peanut butter.

Take him.

Little late for the cleaning crew, ain't it?

Cap, heads up!

- Missed. - I never miss.

You rang?

You know, Hulk, when I built this place, I designed it with doors.

You're right, doors are so overrated.

They don't have any heat signatures. And, no pulses.

It can't be.

They ain't puny humans.

Iron Man, the tower has UV light frequencies built in, right?

- Yeah, but... - Fire them up!

Okay. Weird, but okay.

What just happened?

- Vampires. - Uh, you gotta be kidding me.

Black Widow?

Good evening, Captain America.

It has been a long time.

I send this female with a message.

I offer you her life in exchange for yours.

Tell me Widow has a creepy voice power I never knew about.

That was Dracula.

Black Widow is a vampire?

No, not yet. She's still in the early stages.

Dracula's hold on her isn't complete.

She's going to get worse, way worse, but...

We still have a chance to save her if we act quickly.

Look, maybe I'll buy that there are such things as vampires.

Big maybe. But Count Dracula? Come on.

We're talking the, "I vant to drink your blood," guy, right?

Not Count, just Dracula.

He finds Count insulting, since he's King of the vampire nation.

Well, great. Let me know when Frankenstein's monster and the Wolf Man show.

Don't mock. There's often truth in myth.

- Wasn't I a myth until you met me? - But Hawkeye's got a point.

Thor, your powers seem like magic to people on Earth,

but it's simply Asgardian science.

There must be some kind of scientific explanation for these so-called vampires.

Odin's beard!

Mjolnir, to me!

She's fighting at a whole new level. It's like she's a...

- A vampire, like I said. - Why did she run into a mirror?

She couldn't see her reflection.

Just like in the movies.

Okay, I've used her biometrics to get into her personal shield file.

She was following a lead on the Red Skull in Transylvania?

That's it. Now, if we want to cure her, we need to find the

vampire who turned her into this and force him to release her.

Not so fast, Cap. If Skull is involved,

this is probably M.O.D.O.K.'s brain-switching machine,

or a form of hypnotism.

- I just need... - Tony, we are wasting time!

- We need to get to Transylvania. - A little faith, Rogers.

If there's a way to cure Widow, I can do it here.

Error, sir.

- What's your tech telling you now? - That we should go to Transylvania?

What are you loading up there?

Silver-plated strike discs. Tools to deal with Dracula's troops.

Can't Hulk just smash them?

He can knock them down, but they won't stop.

All right, Van Helsing, you want to tell us why you're such an expert on vampires?

During the war, Dracula and our country were uneasy allies.

HYDRA was trying to invade Transylvania.

Dracula was protecting his land.

The enemy of my enemy sort of thing.

But why is he after you now?

Dracula is a king. He takes what he wants.

- I must have something he wants. - And you don't know what that is?

No, but finding that out is our only chance to save Widow.

Relax, people. You're all acting like you're in the middle of a horror movie.

We just need to break into his castle

and find out what Dracula is using on her.

Nanotech, maybe? I just can't see it, yet.

- Really? Wooden stake arrows? - Why not?

I am uneasy, Captain. This smells of a trap.

No kidding.

What is the status?

The Avengers approach my kingdom.

The soldier is with them.

Just as we predicted.

Follow the plan and I promise you will get

what has been denied to you for thousands of years.

What, is it always nighttime here?

Yes, bowman, my kingdom lives in eternal night.

Good evening, Avengers. I see you received my...

invitation.

So, Captain, my offer. Your life for the woman's.

Are you willing to accept?

Hmm... Wow. You need new head-shots, Drac.

You look nothing like your pictures.

Don't!

Well, that was easy.

- You have no idea what you've started. - Or finished?

Because of our history, Captain, I was going to make this

as painless as possible. I see that my mercy is not wanted.

Destroy them all.

I hate to think I was wasting all that stake carving time!

Jarvis, what am I looking at here?

It appears that the vampire genetic structure can reconstitute

itself. They do not take on damage the same way as you.

After careful analysis, sir,

it is my conclusion that you are down in trouble town.

Thanks for the color play, Jarvis.

All right, guys, let's hit them with everything we got and a little more.

We'll figure out how to make ipermanent later.

You over-think, Stark. Just smash!

A whip? Gonna have to go higher tech than that.

That's not normal.

- Get to the entrance! - Right behind you, Cap.

Wooden stake arrows work.

I like when Iron Man's wrong.

Come, demons. I could do this all night!

You may have to. They just keep coming.

This tech is amazing. It's like it's alive.

Alive? That's it! Non-genetic biodrivers.

This isn't magic, it's a form of biotech. There!

They use blood to transfer data.

Piggy-backing program commands through the white cells.

I just have to hack these sequence codes

before Widow becomes a full-fledged vampire.

I already know how to get Widow back.

Hulk, Thor, cover this entrance.

Falcon, Hawkeye, around me. Hulk, make me a hole.