Blade: Trinity (Blade III) (Blade: Trinity)

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In the movies, Dracula wears a cape...

and some old English guy always manages to save the day...

at the last minute with crosses and holy water.

But everybody knows the movies are full of shit.

The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him.

The rest of us were just along for the ride.

What's this chicken scratch?

It's cuneiform.

It's about 4,000 years old.

- So why here? - Because this is the cradle of civilization.

He would have been comfortable here.

I don't know, Dan. This seems like another dead end.

- There's something beneath us. - You find a watch?

Is it a body?

Guys?

Go.

What the fuck? Motherfucker!

Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance, forensic psychiatrist...

and author of the New York Times bestseller:

The Whole Being Breakthrough.

Also with us, Martin Vreede, chief of police.

They'll be here for the next hour, and they'll be taking your calls...

next on Bentley Tittle Live.

Okay, Dr. Vance, you are a psychiatrist and a biochemist...

isn't that true?

Yes, uh, Bentley, I am both.

And it's for a reason. I have always believed that true health can only be achieved...

if we reconcile the body and the mind.

And, of course, in order to do that, we have to get rid of a lot of old notions.

Okay, and how does that fit in with vampires?

Uh, in the case of vampires, we're dealing with creatures that are the repositories...

of some of our most taboo thoughts.

- Okay. - Predatory rage.

- Yeah. - Sexual sadism.

- Sexual? - Sexual sadism.

These are very scary subjects for people to own up to, and they're right inside.

So, what you're saying is we pass the buck onto someone else.

- You bet we do. - And vampires...?

Well, for instance, there's a hereditary blood disease.

I talk about it in my book, it's called porphyria.

And the symptoms of this disease are remarkably similar to classic vampire traits.

The people who suffer from this disease are anemic.

They become intolerant to sunlight. They can't handle garlic.

Garlic? Chief Vreede, okay, what's your take on all these rumors...

we've been hearing about vampires? Vampires. Vampires! What?

The only vampires I'm worried about are the ones passing the bar exam.

Seriously though, if vampires existed, don't you think we would've found them by now?

The truth is, our streets have never been safer.

Homicides, assaults, violent crime is down across the board.

People wanna be concerned...

they should focus in on characters like this Blade criminal.

That's the guy I wanna hear about.

I wanna hear about this character Blade. What about him?

He's a sociopath that we've been pursuing.

Blade is a troubled individual.

I understand that he is under the impression...

that there is a vast conspiracy of vampires.

Yeah.

You've got to look at the psychiatric underpinnings of a belief like that.

Odds are, he believes that he is out there slaying monsters.

But what he's really doing...

is trying to kill aspects of himself.

I'm on the Stonebridge overpass.

Got it. Heading westbound. I'm just beneath you.

Go.

Come on!

I got him. Pull!

You all right, man?

He's got a gun!

Oh, my God!

Staked you with silver.

Why aren't you ash?

Why aren't you smarter?

Not a vampire, dumb shit!

Set your sorry ass up.

Damn.

Oh, Blade.

What the fuck happened tonight?

How should I know?

He was human.

You're getting reckless, Blade. Killing vampires is clean.

They ash, don't leave any evidence behind.

Killing humans is messy.

You better hope nobody lD'd you.

This worked really good.

- What's this? - A new delivery system for your serum.

It's an effervescent inhaler.

Just bite down on the mouth guard.

Delivery's automatic.

Some friends of mine made it.

Friends?

Yeah. You remember those?

It was horrible. The one car crashed...

then the guy in the coat shot the other guy.

- It looked like there was a lot of blood. - Thank you.

That was just a taste of the mayhem that occurred...

during tonight's brazen shootout that left at least four people dead.

Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen captured the whole event on video.

Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead.

Let's catch a plane, Wilson.

Time to take these cowboys down.

That's what I'm talking about.

What's he been doing?

Fuck-all. Just feeding.

Been through five of them so far.

You think we have enough security?

We didn't capture him, he allowed us to take him in.

You understand? I'm gonna go in.

You shouldn't have woken me.

We had to.

Your blood, your sacrament, can set us free now.

What makes you think I care?

Your people need you.

My people?

You're nothing but shadows of your former selves.

Look how far you have fallen.

The world's changed since your time.

The humans have a new hunter.

Blade.

And you'd like me to kill him, wouldn't you?

Yes.

Subject is heading west.

Got him.

Congratulations. You're famous.

Somebody nailed us.

Your face is all over the papers and television.

Media's eating it up.

- Like I care. - Well, you should.

Something like this, taking out a human...

as far as the rest of the world is concerned...

you're public enemy number one.

Didn't know this was a popularity contest.

Damn it, Blade, don't you see what they're doing?

They're waging a goddamn PR campaign.

Now it's not just vampires we gotta worry about...

we're gonna have to take on the rest of the world too.

You worry too much, old man.

It's why we're still alive, goddamn it.

I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade.

You're like a son to me.

I'm sorry I got old on you.

I see you alone, surrounded by enemies.

And it breaks my heart.

We can't win this war alone.

Look at it. He just gave me the evil eye. Come on, man. What about that guy?

- Prostitute, baby. - Come on! Quit fucking around!

I'm hungry and I want to eat somebody.

- What about him? - No fatties. They taste like Cheetos.

I don't know. I like him.

Wait. What about that? Shrunken apple-headed bitch.

That fucking sorry ass over there.

Fucking blow me, man! Just pick one already. Jesus Christ!

Oh, got it! Got it!

Baby on board.

Oh, looks like we got ourselves a combo meal!

Chickie, chickie, chickie.

Oh, yeah, baby!

What's for dinner?

Hey, pretty lady.

No! No!

No!

Scream if this hurts, chica.

"Fuck you"?

Garlic!

Come on!

Scream if this hurts, chica.

What is it?

What you were worried about.

Let's go, let's go!

Shoot to kill!

Move a finger, and you're dead.

How's about this one?

He's got something in his hand!

Get out, Blade!

Shit!

What's going on in there?

Somebody talk to me!

Hold it right there!

Don't shoot, don't shoot.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

Special agents Ray Cumberland, Wilson Hale. FBl.

We've been tracking you a long time.

Whistler.

Dead.

Just like all your victims.

How many people have you killed, Blade?

Thirty? Forty? Fifty?

1,182.

But they were all familiars.

People who work with them.

Oh. And by "them," you mean vampires, right?

So how do you kill these bloodsuckers, tough guy?

Maybe you can give us some pointers.

- You can stake them, right? - What about sunlight?

- They ain't feeling sunlight right? - What about crosses? Do they still work?

- In this day and age? - I don't know, Ray.

What if Mr. Homey Vampire's like Jewish?

That's a good point.

And what about garlic? Does that work on Hindu vampires?