Green Street Hooligans 2

Hooligans, thugs,

louts, yobs, headbangers, geezers.

You can love us or hate us, we really don't care.

This is just the way we choose to show our love for the greatest game on earth.

See, I'm a regular geezer, just like you.

I have a missus, a mortgage,

had a job that put me in a decent bracket of society.

I flew punters from one side of the country to another,

and I wash my hands after pissing, not before.

I was what you'd call respectable.

My problem was I had another life too, the one that landed me in here.

we all had jobs, relationships, responsibilities,

even kids, but that's during the week.

Come the weekend,

all that disappears and we become part of the greatest army in the world...

West Ham United.

"West Ham till I die. "

Never back down, never leave your mates behind.

It's about loyalty, strength and respect.

But we ain't the only ones.

Chelsea's got some hold in here too and we're about to kick off with 'em.

And that's something you cannot back down from no matter what.

So we're outnumbered? Don't matter.

we'll always stand our ground.

Wake up and face the day, ladies!

One hour yard time.

You might think this is free time,

but I shit you not,

I will have my eye on every fucking miserable cunt here.

Move it!

Look at ya. Move!

What are you laughing at?

Outside.

Hands out of your pockets.

- Ready, my son? - Yes.

That Gonzo's a nasty, horrible cunt.

Let me have him. I'll fuck him up.

- Come to this, then, Dave. - Ain't no way to avoid it, Κeith.

You know what happens if we get fingered for this?

They extend our sentence to the next fucking century.

Yeah, we talked about this. Enough.

Understood. But look where standing our ground got us the last time.

I like the idea of getting out of here someday.

Yeah, me too. But we walk away from this now,

life ain't gonna be worth living on the inside or the out.

West Ham! West Ham! West Ham! West Ham!

- West Ham! West Ham! - We don't have a choice.

West Ham! West Ham!

Chelsea! Chelsea!

Fuck you, you fucking arseholes!

- Let's fucking do this, lads. - Nice one, Κeith, my old son.

Let's do it.

You've been here in Fosterville over a year and this is your first incident.

You have an exemplary record of conduct,

and then you go and fuck it all up with this spectacle yesterday.

I put in for a transfer three times, sir.

Confrontation was inevitable.

See, I was a member of a rival firm on the outside, sir,

and whether we like it or not, these things don't just go away.

It's difficult enough with the overcrowding without the rivalries of you hooligans.

You should know better. I'm splitting up this firm.

David, you and your two pals are being transferred, as are the rest of your crew.

Thank you, sir.

They're closing hospitals, schools, the politicians lie

d Welcome to the real world d It's a race against time

Take a stand Go, go, go!

Make a stand

Rise, rise up Rise up!

Gotta rise up and stay free

Rise, rise up Rise up!

No pension, no future, no money No war

d Dead, dead, dead, dead yankee drawl

Take a stand Go! Go! Go!

Right. You three come with me.

It's all right, Arthur.

I'll take 'em.

You all kitted out, lads?

Come on, then.

Any of you lot play?

Yeah. Ned here knows his way around a pitch.

Yeah, the Governor's a great believer in the constructive benefits of the sport.

Each cell block's got a team and they compete.

Yeah.

D Block could use a speedy forward if you're any good.

There you go, Ned.

- Well, look who's here. - It's them. Let's fuck 'em up.

Miller, Morrison, in there.

- Hastings, number two. - Who's my cell mate?

His name's Hegyes. You'll get along fine.

Spur One's on the yard. Leave your kit in there, go back out through security.

You've got 40 minutes of fresh air left,

after that a personal officer will give you an induction session.

Well, what are you waiting for? Christmas?

I think she likes you, Dave. She's a peach, ain't she?

A governor who's into footy can't be too bad, eh?

I swear, when I get out of here, I'm going to be at every game, home and away. You, Dave?

I'll probably have to miss a game because I'm working, Ned.

Just hope someone's stupid enough to employ me.

With your connections, you could be a baggage handler at Heathrow.

Fuck me. It's Big Marc.

Oh, bollocks.

Welcome to your worst fucking nightmare, lads.

I've been wanking off in anticipation thinking about it.

This is my house, see.

And I'm going to do everything I can to make your time here a fucking misery.

Really? Don't see no Tommy Hatcher, Marc.

- He's rotting in Beckmore. - You're the top boy now, are ya?

- He wishes. - Just the three of you minding the shop?

What would Little Petey say?

Oh, yeah, that's right. We fucking killed him, didn't we?

- What you want with us, Marc? - You fucking spivs are the reason I'm here.

Oh, fuck off. We've been banged up just as long as you have.

We just want to do our time, nice and easy, no worries.

I'm going to do everything I can to fuck you up.

You'll be in here until they're wheeling you to the pisser in a chair.

And very soon, you'll be thinking Little Petey is the lucky one.

I dare you to say it again, you cunt.

One down.

- Any fucking time. - Three to go.

Any fucking time, Marc.

Yeah, go on. Run away, run away.

I'm a fair man. I run a fair shop.

Understand your responsibilities as a prisoner,

and learn how to make the best use of your stay in custody,

and you will find your time here will pass rapidly.

Like it or not, you'll be here for another ten months.

I suggest taking our National Vocational Qualifications that we offer.

A very productive way to spend your time.

- Understood, sir. - Yes, sir.

- Dismissed. - Guards.

Escort the prisoners back to their cells.

I saw some bunks being moved to J Block, sir.

Yes, we have 53 new prisoners being transferred in.

- Where will they go? - The rec rooms are contained

and can be easily monitored.

That won't go down too well with the football crowd.

Your concern is noted.

This is prison. They don't have to like it.

Pity you don't have someone on the prison board who could help out, sir.

May we assume that you've requested additional guards?

There is no funding for additional personnel.

- Check the progress on the rec rooms. - Sir.

Sir.

He should grow a pair.

- That bastard's putting us all at risk. - You'd face the prison board?

I'd have no problem telling them how it is.

That's what you want, innit? Make executive officer.

Not an ambitious man, are you, Mason?

Κeeping my head down, Mav.

Well, when I'm XO, things are gonna be different around here.

For a lot of people.

I'm not sure if the transfer is a good thing.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Just what we did at Fosterville. Survive.

It's gonna be a bigger fucking challenge in here.

What the fuck is he thinking?

Jesus.

How can he put us in here with all this Millwall, eh?

It's like the Hammers versus the Mafia for the UEFA Cup, Palermo, Italy,

surrounded by Carabinieri and 500 angry Eyeties

singing the theme tune to The Godfather.

Look, we just need to take it easy, keep our cool.

We've got it.

- Want me to have your back on this one? - It's all right. Take it easy.

All right?

I hear someone was very much looking forward to your arrival.

- What's it to you? - The enemy of my enemy.

Yeah. Someone stopped by to say hello.

- I hear many someones. - So what else did you hear?

You're a pilot, true?

What did you fly for RAF?

Globemasters. Hercules.

You ever heard of 'em?

Planes for transport.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm guessing you're a pilot too, right?

Been some time, but yes.

What do you fly?

Smaller aircraft.

You're a fighter pilot, eh?

For different team.

While there was still a wall up, yeah?

Before perestroika, glasnost,

the good old days.

- And here we are. - Here we are.

Call me Max.

All right. Call me Dave.

How do you know my enemy?

We are both in business.

For you and Marc it might be a...

be a business matter, but for me it's purely personal.

Personal?

Yeah, we've got some history.

His top boy's a geezer called Tommy Hatcher.

He beat me best mate to death.

That's why we're in here.

D Block team is very good.

Winning team gains privileges and red armband.

Trustee status.

I'd better get back to my mates. Thanks.