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- So, you fry the butter, you got that? - Uh-huh.

Then, you dice the apples, and fry it a little.

You sprinkle it with cinnamon, cardamom, then you can add the cereal.

Be careful not to burn it.

Then add the water, and stir it until it has a texture like a Kaiserschmarrn.

- Then... - Hey, what do we have here?

Good morning, miss.

Are you okay?

Is that your bike?

Yes...

Show me your ID.

In the last 24 hours,

have you consumed alcohol or any illegal mind-altering substances?

No.

Figures.

You have to come with us for consuming illegal mind-altering substances.

Mm, sorry, isn't there some other way...

to sort this out?

What do you have in mind?

Hm... Uh-huh.

Alice! Come on. Dinner is ready.

What're you doing?

Mom!

Alice is masturbating!

Don't be silly, son!

...about 70 percent of young graduates have moved back in with their parents.

This year, this number will grow by 1,2%.

The average salary of young graduates over 25

does not cover the costs of housing.

So? How is your cake?

- Shit! - Oh, David!

Don't talk dirty!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Why don't you sing something nice to Alice?

Alice is a loser!

Alice is a loser!

Fuck this fucking life! Little prick.

Kids, who wants more cake?

Thanks, I pass. I'm off.