Honesty (絕種好男人)

This is myfamily's photo album

This was shot by dad on the day

I was born

Mom always said dad was an idiot

So the pic seems to be shot

with an auto camera

I'm Tsang Chi Wai My grandpa is a Christian

And gave me and English name Moses

Later on I found there's an actor called Tsang Chi Wai

He got beaten so often

For my safety

I tell my pals call me Moses Tsang

The Ieft one with glasses is me

That's when I studied in primary school

I got 1 st prize and was the class monitor every year

Every time when classmate cheated

I'II report it

He's peeking at others

This deeds of justice

make me gain a name:

damn shit

Then in secondary school I started falling in Iove

She's a girl with good virtue

But modern people in Hong Kong

call this:

Pork chop

For this girl

I made the silliest

Do you know how much I Iove you? And how much I Iove me?

Beat him up...

Though the principle intended to suppress

still several ten rushed in

and crushed me

20 students felt sick

and was sent to the hospital

60 needs mental treatment

Look at me...

and you'II see I was full of despair...

regret, guilt and pain

You'II see my pants, too

From then on I swear that...

I'II never sing for the rest of my Iife

This is me too, of course-Moses Tsang

Now I'm a university graduate and a vet

She's my girlfriend, Mi

We've fallen in Iove for 6 years

We've Iived together for 6 years SIeep separately, though

Mi said for our future's sake

We have to save money

So I gave this great responsibility to her

I Iet her keep all my money

Ieaving $30 for my own use

Every Saturday

when we feel we need that...

We'II play a song

The Moon Stands for My Heart

If she doesn't refuse, that means...

Or else she'II play a song...

Namo Amitabha...

I have to cook for Mi every day

If she's not free

I'II stay at home to watch TV programs

Sometimes the stories are touching

I'm the one with great passion

So I burst out tears very often

Sometimes when I'm examining the animals...

You're suffering...I know...I understand...

Son, I'm using the mask shown on TV

Just used 2 weeks and it does work!

Really?

Mom, so delicate, just Iike

I'II cry even I Iie

The specialists said...

it's resistance of subconsciousness against Iies

Resulting in the absolute allergy of Iachrymal glands

Every Sunday I'II be a volunteer...

To go to the home for the aged

Good morning, uncle Chu Good morning, Moses

Have some fruit. Thank you

Good morning, Lenoado

So good you've come again, Moses

You said I can get a gal if I change my name

How come that old Iady didn't show me?

She can't hear well

Lucy in room 1... Iikes my very much indeed...

Since the time

she knew I hold hands with Tina...

She's never shown me

for months

Lucy passed away for months

Oh really?

Yes

I've told you every week

One's memory is weak once he gets old

My brother Robert's memory is weak too

I told him to sell all properties in 1 997

He forgot and Iost everything

He also hasn't found me

for some months

Robert passed away Iast year

Really?

Don't think too much. Have some soup

I can't drink so much

Can you give Lucy in room 1?

Lucy has passed away

SIowly

Leonado is an old man

with the most strange temper

He used to be rich

After terrible illness he gave all the money to his children

His children thought they couldn't get any more...

so nobody wanted to Iive with him

Then he could only Iive here

His memory is weak

He forgot anything he did hours ago

I'm glad to have this pal

so I'II call on him every week

Have you got the time?

Nearly 12

I don't know why I feel tired this afternoon

Just take some rest

Then I won't tell you about wooing now

I wanna hear, but you're tired

I'II come next time

OK. Come tomorrow

As far as I can

Mr. Wong

So you've come. PIease find a doctor

Feeling sick? No

I wanna certify I'm conscious

and I'II make a will

I Iike to help but...

It's not easy to be a good guy

Excuse me

I'm so poor...just give me some money

Give you

Stop. So Iittle?

See how I'm so poor...

I've given you all I know you still have some

Need Octopus card?

Yes. So kind of you! Tell you something

You're surrounded by bad Iuck today

Watch out!

So poor... Thank you

Does Mi know I'II come earlier today?

She can see me getting of the car

Honey...

Somebody's here, man

I can see Then still don't close the door?

Sorry

But...but should I burst out anger?

Give me a minute to put on my trousers and I'II talk

Fried eggs is no good

How about giving you a pizza?

Pizza? So that's why your face is so familiar

You're the one selling pizza there You Iust!

I'm not Iust

You raped Mi! No...

Or you gave some pills to her! Did you?

No...

This is my own will

That's impossible

He's not handsome or rich

Why choose him?

Coz he's bold enough

Do you know you're so boring, Moses?

You always get up at 1 0 and sleep at 1 1

You don't smoke, don't drink don't find other gals

Make Iove after Iistening to the disc

How boring!

Isn't it good? It's no different from an ant

Romeo is never the same

He's been wooing and he's bastard

He just Iaugh when I play the fool

He knows how to make me glad When making Iove...

Stop...don't compare such private things

Will he Iook after you and protect you?

Will he be with you for the whole Iife?

Let's talk those things Iater

And Iook! He tattoos my name "Mi"

Mi Mi! Lynn Lynn! Mi Mi! Mi, you must regret for this

Do you still Iove me?

Yes, I do. It's good

If I regret and come back...

You'II be with me again, right?

Yes...

Actually I Iike this house very much

I can't sleep in stranger's bed

Yes, you'II soon be sick when you can't sleep

You don't want me feel sick, right? Sure

So I'II Iive here

Great...of course. So you move out

I don't know why I'm moving

and Iet Mi stay with Pizza guy there

Perhaps I do Iive Mi

I fear she'II get nothing except pizzas

So I wanna change the name of property owner to Mi

One more thing

I don't know where I can sleep tonight

I have Iittle pals, only 2 relatives