Get Gone

And we are good.

Tommy?

Sounded good on my end and looked epic on my phone.

All right. Good work everyone.

Hey, sexy party people. I'm pretty sure we got it.

Okay.

As you can see,

this is where it supposedly happened

based on the internet videos.

We easily recreated the fake murder

using a few props and a couple of cell phones.

So, for those of you suckers

who believed the internet videos

about the shadow people...

You've been hoaxed!

- You've been hoaxed. - And we are good.

Scott, can you get that through the edit

and upload it before we take off tomorrow?

Yeah, with absolutely no sleep, maybe.

- Is that a yes? - Yeah, man.

All right.

Hey, uh, Grant,

Tommy and I wanna head to the camp now.

Can we roll out now or what?

Are you guys going ghoul hunting?

That would be a big no.

Please?

Our guide really wanted us all to go at the same time.

See.

All right, fine. Just camp smart

and meet us at the parking area tomorrow. Cool?

- Coolio. - Camp smart?

Oh. Hey, wait.

You need your participation stickers.

So dumb.

Just give me your cards.

Here you go, Connie. Right there.

500 bucks is a nice bonus if you get enough stickers.

Yeah, it's just the gayest way ever

of keeping track of team building moments.

Then don't participate.

- I already did. - And don't say gayest.

We're at work.

Can I say that we're having the gayest time of our lives?

- Really? - No?

No.

Come on.

- Hey, Rene. - Yeah, Abbs?

You sure you really wanna go tonight?

You'll be fine. We'll meet up tomorrow.

Okay, just be safe.

- Okay. - Okay.

See ya.

Remember,

meet us at the parking area tomorrow.

Okay, Daddy.

Don't be a prick.

Okay.

Good work today, everybody.

Remember, tomorrow,

1:00 p.m. sharp.

Kyle.

Oh, yeah... 3:00 p.m., you got it.

Please. I don't mind you being here.

Please, I'm so sorry. It is the company.

No, please.

You know, I now want you to know

this is not your fault.

No. No.

No.

'Cause I look different, is there...

No, I don't mind.

I don't mind!

Pug,

I got you another one.

Oh.

You'll be fine. Get in bed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, I'm dropping this right here.

Howdy doody?

What can I do for ya?

Sorry to bother you,

but um, may I please speak to Don?

We ain't leaving.

I told the boys about y'all wantin' us to leave.

They went way off the deep end.

- Just mad. - Yeah.

It's the land owner and the state.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Well, whoop-de-doo.

And nighty night.

- Ma'am... - Don't you touch me.

There are men coming.

Maybe tonight.

I'm sorry.

'Course you're sorry.

You're sorry for letting them evil people climb in our yard?

And trying to take pictures of my family?

Like my, my sons were freaks?

You did nothing to stop that.

I tried putting this off for months.

It's the state that's getting serious.

Oh.

So, now we got to get gone, is that right?

Is that right?

Go on. Go on, say it.

Is that right?

Ma'am, I'm-I'm just trying to do my job.

Just doing your job?

Oh, you're such a smart young man.

Ma'am, I'm just here to give you information...

- I don't want your information. - And if you walk...

I got this, hon.

You could go back to bed. I took care of it.

Go on in the house now, Mama.

Go on.

You're such a good boy.

Women.

You know how those people in town treat my boys.

People out there in your world

make us feel like garbage.

Like monsters.

Listen.

That can devastate a fragile human being.

Just ain't right, son.

No sir, it's not.

It's the only home we got.

Don,

they're coming.

Well,

maybe they shouldn't.

What have they ever done for this county?

With their drilling and fracking,

make people sick, is all.

I'll be waiting here, if they come.

Thanks for looking out, Rico.

You be careful out there, now.

Hey, Don.

Don.

Don.

This is super weird.

She's fine. Don't worry about it. Come on.

I thought we said 1:00 p.m.

It's barely 1:30, bro.

Rene isn't answering her phone.

It's very unlikely

that there's much, if any, cell service up there.

Abbs, be more like me.

Stoned?

Oh, no, I was gonna say,

expect nothing,

anticipate everything. It's my motto.

Lame.

Why are we even here?

Because your boss and mine wants to see more teamwork.

I like this kind of work.

Anything else, guys?

No, we're good. Thank you.

And you get to drink beer. So, enjoy it.

True that, twisted sister.

I'm so not looking forward to getting out there,

and getting all dirty and bitten by bugs.

I heard you like to get dirty.

Hey, watch it.

What's that guy staring at?

Your boobs.

- Nice, bro. - Shut up, Kyle.

That's two. Don't let there be a third.

What's up your ass today?

You're at work. You need to remember that.

Yeah, that's fair, all right.

Can we help you?

Hey.

Going out?

You a genius?

Your gear kinda sucks.

Okay,

that was rude.

Arrogance will get you killed out in the wilderness.

That, or a weirdo local.

- Are you kiddin'? - Okay.

Hmm.

Where you going?

None of your business.

Near Coon Creek, maybe Bear Mountain.

Lot of accidents happen up there.

Yeah. Well, we have a guide.

Yeah. Well, people who live up there

don't like tourists.

I'm sure they don't.

Hey, hands off, creeper.

Scott, dude.

Don't be a cockwaffle.

So, a cockwaffle is like this meaty breakfast...

Rene still isn't answering her phone.

Trust me. She's fine.

Get 'em gone.

My patience is just about gone, Rico.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am. Well, I'm very, very sorry