Rick and Morty

Oh

Morning

Morning

Oh

Rick

Oh

Rick was asleep. I was having a little moody sleep

We

Get in here. Oh, why?

Get in the fucking car, Morty!

Not coming with you. Leave him alone.

Calling the place. I'm calling the police.

He's sick of it. He's sick of the adventures.

Get in the fucking car, Morty.

You leave my brother alone. Get out of here.

Get out of here. Get out of here.

Get in the car. Get in the car.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

What's going on, Rick? What's happening?

We're going on an adventure, Morty.

Classic Rick Morty bush-lead adventure.

We're going to go for a drive.

Big old drive, Morty.

Eight hours drive.

Eight hours? What do you mean?

Where are we going?

Morty.

We're going to go get me cube.

We've got to go to Bendigo to get me green cube.

We're going to go to Bendigo, Morty.

Oh, Rick Bendigo. Isn't that 12 hours away?

Morty. Check it out.

I did some science to me portal gun.

And now it's also a real gun.

I've got a real gun, Morty.

Why are you holding it to my head, Rick?

Morty, shut the fuck up.

I'm going to kill you today, Morty.

You're actually going to die.

I'm going to blow your head off.

Oh, Rick, please. If this is a prank,

it's not funny, all right?

Could you please just stop the car and let me out?

It's actually starting to scare me a lot.

Shut the fuck up, Morty. Shut the fuck up.

I'm so tired of you.

All you do is winge and complain.

It's really getting on my nerves, Morty.

I'm going to kill you, then I'm going to kill myself.

I'm going to drive this car off a cliff.

And we're going to die.

We're going to die, Morty.

Oh, Rick, I don't want to die.

I don't want to die.

We're going to die, Morty.

We're going to die today.

We're actually going to die.

Oh, Rick!

Oh, Rick!

Wait, once again, we're going to go get some petrol first.

Oh, Rick!

Morty, while I fill up the tank,

go get some chips and shit for the drive.

Get a paddle, pork Morty.

Just these and the petrol for pump four thanks.

So if you want to come back, two of these for only $1 extra.

Oh, no. Just this thanks.

You're going to get a bottle of water from the 50 cents extra.

No, thank you.

Do you have a reward, God's Sir?

Oh, no. Just want to buy this stuff, thanks.

What a what? Take it so long!

Oh, some stuff. I can't leave.

Oh my God! You just killed him, Rick!

He's a bureaucrat, Morty.

Uh-uh, I don't respect him.

Um, Rick, I think you've said that before.

That's out of context here.

Nah.

Oh, no!

I filled it with diesel!

Oh, shit!

Nah!

Oh, the car's dead, Morty.

There's something we can do.

We're going to walk, Morty.

We're going to walk the Bendigo.

It's going to be eight days, Morty.

Eight days!

The Bendigo to get me killed.

Oh, eight long days, Morty.

This is our walking along the highway,

Rick and Morty Adventure!

Rick, I've really got to go pee.

Where can I go?

Oh, don't worry. You're cute little Morty head, Morty.

I'll take you to the bus dimension.

You can pee behind a tree there.

We're in the bloody bus dimension, Morty.

You can pee here. Go behind that tree there, Morty.

That one. That tree. Do it.

Yay, Morty. Yay.

Okay, don't look.

Oh, a snake, bit me.

What?

A snake bit my penis, Rick.

Oh, no.

I've got a suck your penis, Morty.

I've got a suck your little Morty penis

to get the venom out now.

What?

But you're my granddad.

Oh, come on, Morty.

Just one little suck.

You'll save your Lauren.

Oh, I don't know, Rick.

Isn't there another way?

Nah, sorry, Morty.

See the only way.

I've got a suck your little Morty penis.

Oh, the venom's really starting to hurt.

Don't worry, Morty.

I know a guy in the bus dimension

who'll be able to help us.

We'll go see him.

Oh, mate, Dougie.

The bus wizard.

Let's go.

Oh.

Good day, Rick.

Wabble, lubble, dub, dubbs. Dad? No.

Um, awkward turtle.

So how's it going, Dougie?

We've already got bitten by a snake.

Anything you can do?

Oh, yeah.

One sec.

Let me check my bag.

Put this on your cock.

What?

Put the witch's big glove on your cock.

Why?

Oh, just put the witch's big glove on your cock, Morty.

Oh, geez.

I don't know.

What are you, racist?

Just put the witch's big glove on your cock.

Put the witch's big glove on your cock.

OK, fine.

Put it on there, I guess.

Put the witch's big glove on your cock.

Uh, OK.