Don't Worry Darling

You're doing perfect, baby.

That's right. That's good.

Pour yourself a little drink.

Yeah, I will pour myself--

Yeah, pour yourself a little drink.

I will pour myself a little drink.

Peg, focus. Look at me and stay focused.

- Bunny... - Right here, baby.

What are we seeing, what are we seeing?

I'm trying to focus!

- Not too hard, Peg. - I'm trying to focus!

The tassels are weighing you down.

I think you gotta lose them and take them off!

Take the shirt off!

I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it.

Focus. Right here.

Tip it a little bit.

Oh!

That's not fair! Peg made her drop it!

That doesn't count.

Winner, winner, cigarette dinner!

That wasn't my fault! Hang on.

- That is my drink. - No, she pushed it off my head.

- I'll finish that. - No, but I can win.

She just budged me. It's not fair!

I know you can win.

- Mm-kay. Are you sure? - I know you can--

Mm-kay. Yeah.

- You dropped it, or was it my fault? - It got on my dress.

Oh, don't set it on fire!

Deanie, sweetheart,

- can you please use an ashtray? - What?

Because if it gets on the rug, it's impossible to get out.

Pete, your wife is drunk.

She's babbling nonsense right now.

And she's pregnant, and so she needs another drink,

get that baby healthy.

She should think about the baby!

- Excuse me, excuse me! - Whoa!

Did this come with the promotion? You see this?

- Look at this man. Look at this. - You know...

Frank did a ceremony. It's just like the one he has.

- So gracious. - Look at this. Look at this man.

Kiss the ring, baby.

This doesn't get into bed.

Oh, my God. Look at-- Look at this love!

Are you going to kiss me right now?

- Yeah, is that-- - Mwah!

Time for Upski Downski!

Upski Downski!

For you, and for you, and for you, and for you.

Thank you.

- And these are for me! - Those are all for you.

Drink 'em all. Drink 'em all.

You drink like a sailor and look like a pin-up doll.

- Oh, baby. - Oh, God damn it.

You want to go for a ride?

I'm slipping out of the car!

Oh, my God!

You have to drive.

It's your turn. Take the wheel!

- Take the wheel! Take the wheel! - Oh, my God! What?

- No, I'm not ready! - I've driven us...

- Oh, my God! - I've driven us more than enough.

Alice, you're getting so much better.

I am. I feel better.

You're getting so much better.

Take me home, Alice.

Take me home.

What if you're blind?

- No, I can't! - Now do it. Now do it.

You're doing so good! You're doing so good!

- All right, now straighten up. - Can you help me?

Straighten up.

Good job.

So then Bunny said that she wanted to play, which, mm...

She's never played tennis before, ever.

She has a cocktail in one hand, a racket in the other,

and, Jack... she didn't spill a drop.

It was...

...quite possibly the sexiest thing I have ever seen.

I want to see you in a tennis skirt.

God--

Do you think it's true that Frank actually has

a tennis court at his house?

- We'll find out, won't we? - Yeah.

Oh, and babe, tell me...

how many people are gonna be at this party,

because I need to know how much tuna salad to make.

Mm.

- What? - Frank doesn't like tuna.

- What? - He doesn't like it.

- Are you being serious? - Mm-hm.

Baby, why didn't you tell me?

I was planning on it being the centerpiece to my dish.

- Alice, not the centerpiece. - Shut up.

Oh, no! Shit.

Don't.

- Was that a big drill? - Don't.

- Was that an explosion? - Don't.

- Are those the progressive materials? - Mm-hm.

You can tell me. I'm... I'm really discreet.

- I can keep a secret. - I'm going to be late.

No, wait, you-- You can't... you can't leave.

Why not?

'Cause you're not feeling well.

- Oh, I'm not? - Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I forgot to tell you, but you're not feeling very well.

And the only way to cure it is if we stay home all day,

and I tend to you and kiss you and cook for--

- Mm-hm. - No.

- Bye. - Okay.

Oh-- Jack, wait!

Bye-bye. Make us proud.

Victory Project, Day 987.

Security Level, yellow.

All employees in transit to Victory Headquarters.

Improved by Sailor420

Hope you enjoy the sub-show

All residents safe and accounted for.

Enjoy the beautiful day, ladies,

and stay tuned for Frank's Radio Hour.

Peter made me swear not to tell anyone.

So they're gonna build a whole new row of houses behind us,

so we'll be much closer to town.

- Really? Wow. - Mm-hm.

So wait, how does that make you closer to town?

We won't be furthest from town.

Good morning, ladies.

Good morning, Shelley.

I have some very exciting news.

The Victory Project has hired a new employee, Bill Johnson,

and I've invited his wife to join us today.

Everyone, please give a warm welcome...

to Violet Johnson.

Welcome, Violet.

Let's begin. First position.

Remember, ladies, there is beauty in control.

There is grace in symmetry. We move as one.

Stomach in.

Chin up.

That's it.

Yeah, of course Margaret wasn't in class.

I saw Dr. Collins at their house again.

No!

Honestly shocked Ted still has a job.

- Again? - Unwrap it from her neck, Fred!

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

- Poor guy. - Oh! I met her.

- Mm! - The new wife.

Violet.

- Mm-hm. - What's she like?

She's like a beautiful, terrified, baby deer.

Yeah. Apparently, the husband's a real goober.

Well, Jack better recruit somebody soon.

Please! Dean says Jack's about to get promoted.

- I hope so. - Mm-hm.

You're gonna be right behind us.

What are you making for the party?

- My deviled eggs. - Oh, my God.

Jack's gonna be CEO.

Hold this, please. That's it.

- I'm calling Santa. - Uh-oh.

- You give me no choice. - Oh, no.

I have to call him. I have to!

That's why Santa gave me his number.

He said I had to call if you were bad.