Kung Fu Vs. Acrobatic (摩登如來神掌)

Kung fu vs acrobatic

Wake up so early every morning.

Why I never get rich?

What are you doing?

Whenever I am in the shower, you always come in for the toilet

is today Sunday?

No, you hope for Sunday all the time

If you didn't sell the car.

We don't have to take the bus now.

My car stereo was stolen eight times within a month

my tire was stolen for seven times

I had to find a parking space for so many hours

I had to pay the parking fee until twelve midnight

it takes thirty dollars for a hour parking

can you afford it?

I can't, but I am sweat

me too, the bus is coming...

Don't push

Look, you are so slow for the bus, it's gone

driver, someone is still trying to get into the bus

driver, porky driver...

He aimed so accurate, I can't win a lottery like him

fatty, do you have any moral?

Morning...

Morning...

Sorry

coming

congratulation

thanks...

It's all up to you

thanks...

Congratulation...

What for?

We all agree during the meeting

you are the man to deal our business in the mainland

about the 1881 hair growing water agency right

that is a very undeveloped place

actually it is not that far away

first you take the train, then ride a seven hours bus trip

then ride a donkey for half a day journey

climb over the mountain, you will arrive the place

this is my acting's style, how's it?

Looks like a Juan yuan, very stylistic

then you should come for my show

next week, I'll perform at my school's hall

I had made a reservation for ten five hundred dollars ticket for you

you mean five thousand dollars all together

what a lousy day I am having

it's not bad enough

why? Brother chi

brother chiu, don't force me too much, chasing the debt over here

beat him - wait,

I am scared of the blood, let's go away from the scene

let's talk... brother chiu...

Kid, I'll beat you to death

he must owed those guys lots of the gambling money

they come to beat him up, good for him

How you look so ugly?

Are you hurt?

Of course, nonsense

sorry I can't help you

help, you will be beaten up if you help

do you need a doctor?

I realize a theory

what theory?

I never get rich

nonsense

what nonsense! This time I go to the mainland

I decide to smuggle

what kind of road this is, I almost get killed

be patient

sitting with these, I almost get killed

thirsty, let's drink something

get away from me

are we arrived?

This road like the old route to get the buddish books

looks like it

so cold, didn't have a bath for eight days

I am so hungry

I had all my clothes on, I am still feeling cold

We all lived like this, call me if you need anything

I didn't know what he is talking about

except this line

what did he say?

He said this is the president's suite

nuts, president's jail looks better than here

think something to smuggle out

no, it is illegal

I don't care about it, let's get contact first

nuts, there is no telephone here

nothing, how to contact them

they borrow a first class communication system for me

how are they so advance?

Straight confidential, this is the trading map

does it work?

Of course

Coming here at night is very dangerous

nothing is more dangerous than poor

comrade, where are you?

I am here

where are they?

Are you Mr. chi?

Yes, where is the goods?

Over here

good stuff, we are rich

this is han dynasty's horse, China's national treasure

Looks like a real one

yes

we are selling for real stuff, no fake goods here

what? I am looking for fake stuff

I tried to cheat the Hong Kong people

they are all real

if these are real, they are all national's treasury

can't take it, will get executed

you don't say, I don't, who knows

we all know

don't run, I am going to shoot at you,

stand over there - go away

you were surrounded, come out

Don't shoot

no more sound - good boy

They don't shoot, they just fire the Cannon, run, quick

Mr. chi, you go first, let me cover you

so sorry

then I go first, you cover for me

bye

go and catch those two with guns on hand

yes - quick, quick

gun, you were mistaken

That snake bites me

No problem, I helped you to suck the poison out

you are such a unusual friend

thank you

I was bitten by the snake too

now is the turn you suck the poisoned blood out

you want me to suck it out

right - suck which part?

Here your ass

thank you

up to this stage, you should sacrifice

you told me to die, are you kidding?

No kidding - I always

I let you had the ham of my sandwich, let you have the toilet first

I suck the poisoned blood out for you

now you should do it too

you asked me to do this disgusting thing

what shall I do then?

You want to kill me

be cool

have you seen stalone helped himself out?

Lie down

am I dying?

How do I know, lie down, quick

that stallion is a idiot, have the fire burn off my ass

don't run, I don't recognized the road

ah chi, wait for me, ah chi

I am going to kill that stallion

I am so scared, wait for me, ah chi

Brother, why don't you yell when you felt down

my mouth is full of water, how can I yell?

Figure something out to get out of here

there is something over there

be careful, don't move

Money granted for you

I am rich,

that's me

how come it is so heavy?

Careful

Very danger

pick up those gold

it's you who touch the trick

did you see it writes you are in trouble

there is no way out

what a big gold, everyone will want to have it

go and find the way out

There are some words on that wall

only way out, against the water flow

we had to be in the water

go, quick

Be careful

Why it is so heavy?

What?

Something is stick on me

let me see, let me see

quick... come and see

what? Where?

Just a rattan, what to be scared

snake, snake...

Go, quick, go away

Quick, climb up

what? What?

Your ass is so attractive, even a shake like to bite

don't be too happy about it

what? Is this the exit?

Doesn't like an exit, feels very horrible

look, drop the coin, bright up the future

is it real?

Who cares, I don't have a coin

you are right, how about this one?

Do you want to try it?