Preacher

Come on, man, it's gonna be fun.

Besides, you look good. You look like a dead ringer

for Gene Kelly...

if he'd been struck by lightning.

Gene Kelly.

I could tell you stories about Gene Kelly.

Ah!

Another time.

Don't want to miss the show.

Christ. What...

What is this?

Why all the bells and bagpipes?

Why not just blow it up and end the world yourself?

That's cheating.

You all have to play your part.

"Free will".

That's the fun.

Heroin Gandalf arsehole.

He's on his way! But first...

Aah!

Go on. But I'm tellin' you,

the parents will not be happy.

Looks like someone brought a gun to a knife fight.

Knoxville, Tennessee.

Waitressing, substitute teaching.

Whatever. I...

My real job was rum and Cokes and making bad choices.

Sleeping with cops,

dealing weed to eighth graders.

I was lost.

Until I met Klaus.

Saw his... his strength,

his humorless cruelty, and I...

I was lost all over again.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing like humorless cruelty to get you going.

Shut up!

I am so sick and tired of you non-believers!

Smoking and smirking

and just thinking of themselves

and what they're gonna get!

Well, you don't have to think anymore

because when the Righteous lays down with the Wicked... ?

This is what they get.

Dammit, Sarah. You can't do anything right.

Um...

May I?

Sometimes with the Sig Sauer

when the firing pin gets hot...

It jams, I know.

True what you say about selfishness in the world.

Sometimes doing what's right for you

and just you... no cause,

no religion, no man...

it ain't selfish at all.

Sometimes it's just righteous.

Now, this is fixed

but I'm gonna keep it.

I got tons of 'em.

- Still not working. - I can send

a technician out there. He'll be able to take care of everything.

No, th-there's no time for an in-house service call.

Please hold, sir.

- Don't put me on hold again. - Please hold, sir.

- No... Adnan. - Just a moment.

Are you listening? I said don't put me on...

Adnan. Adnan!

Hey, you're, uh?

Big fan. So's my wife.

Honey? Say hello.

It's just such a pleasure.

The pleasure is mine.

Hey, while I have you? Lemme bend yer ear a minute,

'cause I got a lot of questions.

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

the moment we've been waiting for

for 2,000 years.

The Messiah!

Show time.

Look, I don't like it, either,

but this is the deal, so come on.

Don't give me that.

They were gonna kill you.

Uh... no.

Come on.

You can't hide in the clothes.

Don't hide in the clothes!

No.

- Uh, no. - Get out!

Aah!

No!

Now. They're all gonna die anyway! Come on.

What are you doing, Cass?

Come on!

Hippie wimp.

Fascist pig.

Dr. Goldberg to Neurology. Dr. Goldberg...

Okay, he's waking up.

Let's remove the bandages.

Hello, there, mate.

You've had an accident.

The bad news is, suffered some facial trauma.

But the good news is, you're gonna be fine.

Nurse, could you, uh... could you grab the mirror?

The plastic surgeons here been working day and night...

called you their passion project.

So we're all just a little bit curious to see... what...

Oh, my God.

Have some respect, people! It's still a human being!

Hyah!

Oh, he got me. Right in the pancreas.

But you come back to life, right?

Agh.

I shat myself.

Oh, I-I haven't done that since...

He can't kill you.

I think that boy, he can kill anything.

Our baby, our baby.

Do... Do the right thing.

What is that?

Sweetheart!

Genesis...

Alright.

Well...

You win.

Goodbye, Preacher.

Burn in hell.

You hear that?

Peace and quiet.

Family picnics,

planting a garden.

That's what He's offering.

And that's what you want.

So go on.

One last kill.

If that's really what you want...

If he lives,

everyone dies.

You get that, right?

It's not my problem.

Hump, go wait in the clothes.

What the hell is wrong with you,

hmm?

Jesse?

I love him.

Ever since I was a little kid.

And I never stopped.

He came back and...

I get

that that sucks a little bit for you.

I get it.

But you want to blow up the whole world 'cause of it?

Wise up, quit acting like a baby, and move.

Move!

What do you want me to say, huh?

You're my best friend.

No one, and I mean no one, makes me laugh like you do.

And you know I love you, but...

Only when I'm sad,

and I need a little shag.

You've hit me a lot.

And, honestly, I-I let it go because I love you.

So I just let you hurt me.

But I am so done.

And if you hit me like that again,

honestly, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

I'm sorry.

First I'm hearing it. You know? You're my best friend.

You think it's okay to try and grab-ass my wife?

Henry, he didn't grab-ass. He just sent me a text.

But that's not even the worst of it.

Next he tries to tell me that...

You're disappointed in me.

You're just another unbeliever.

Stand up and get on the tarp.

And you believe what, exactly?

Duty. Service.

Righteousness.

Toiling in a harsh and hateful life

to be rewarded in Paradise.

Life is not a thing to pass through.

Life is the thing itself.

Look there...

The particulates of dust dancing in the window light.

Nothing very hateful about that, is there?

I just got off the phone with a submarine commander

in the Egyptian Navy.

While the world turns to ash, we'll make our escape.