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Hi, mom!

Hi!

Hi, baby.

Oh! Look at you.

Yeah. She got big.

Got big. Yeah.

Remember me? Hi.

Welcome home. - Honey.

Ah.

Hi.

Hey, sweetie.

I love you. I love you so much.

Mmm, I'll pick you up. Oh! I can't believe I'm home.

Oh, my god.

You feel so good.

All right. All right.

Here, let me get that. Let me get it.

I got it. Yeah? All right.

You sleep on the plane?

Mm-hmm. A little bit. That's good.

I couldn't sleep a lot though. I was excited.

Yeah, I bet. Yeah.

Hey, plate... Plate the chicken, please.

Oh, my god. I missed you.

And mike was such a rock star.

I saw him all the time at the kroger's with bree in the basket.

You would've been really proud of him.

And missy said he was great at spouse group. Weren't you?

Come on, watch the hair.

sorry.

Mike. Oh.

Check it out.

Oh, my god. This looks so good. My favorite.

That's my addiction. There.

Go ahead. Turn, turn, turn. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got.

Now do me.

Oh, you're getting heavy.

I'm gonna dip you.

Flip me! Flip you?

Flipping? How am I gonna flip you?

You're getting so big! Let's let mom rest.

Okay. Here. Here.

Mom loves dancing. I know, but it's time for her to relax.

Oh!

You guys, it is so nice to have your own fuckin' chair and a beer.

Dollar in the curse jar.

And she's still doing bingo on the weekend,

and so she's wasting all her money there.

And she's still working at the grocery store.

And this guy, he doesn't make anything.

So with this new husband, she keeps borrowing from us all the time.

And I let her borrow the car.

She had to go out and roll it though.

Damn! Totaled it.

So she writes me this letter.

I mean, she's my own mother,

but she mails it to me, saying she's gonna pay for it.

Like I don't have a telephone, okay?

Can you believe this?

Of course, I haven't seen a red cent.

Yep, I knew it.

I've been dealing with this all over town.

It's not us. It's the city pipes.

They're all... They're all rusted out.

Doris newman's got six bathrooms.

Took me five hours to set her up. Nice.

Well, she said I could charge her for the whole day.

Seriously? Yeah. So I did.

Nice. Yeah.

Hmm?

That's nice.

What?

You're crazy. Mm-hmm.

Oh, now hang on.

I don't have this on yet.

Ah, shit. Shit. No, no, no, no.

What? No, no. No. No.

They say you gotta take it slow at first.

Who's "they"?

The spouse group.

That's what they said. Are you serious?

They're very serious. No. They don't know everything.

- oh, god. Come on. I'm almost finished. - uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

You better be careful. I'm almost done.

Oh, shit. Shit.

Hey. Hey.

Come on. Okay.

Wait, I forgot to put this back on.

Get over here!

What are you doing?

I'm just... Making sure that she's breathing.

Check me too?

Okay.

You're definitely breathing.

You go back to sleep, okay? Okay.

It's like falling off a bike.

Yeah. Everything seems so small.

What are you talking about?

It's exactly the same as when you left.

Yeah, but over there,

the quantities... gigantic.

Then how did you lift...

Mm-hmm.

What did you have, like, a gigantic forklift?

All right, maybe the boxes are the same size,

but there is a lot of them.

Slow down. You're making me look bad.

All right, bree.

Get in your seat like a big girl.

You okay, baby?

What?

That's it, girl!

That's great! Good girl.

M-a-n-i-a... the best.

By far!

Cheer mania... Stars!

Very good! Very good!

Yes! Yes!

Very good.

Yes! Beautiful!

Here we go. And five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four... yes! Yes, tight! Tumble!

Remember to smile! Smile!

Yes!

Thank you, baby.

We got more ketchup if anybody needs any more ketchup.

She made it.

Be careful, kids. We're gonna... oh!

Hey, scott! Eric!

You think these walls are too yellow?

I could give it a coat with a lighter-colored paint.

You know?

Look, ma. She's about to fall over.

Ooh! Ooh. You called that one, jackie.

Oh! You all right?

Even on vacation,

sally's mind is still on her job at the dry cleaner's.

Oh. Uh-oh.

Hey. You okay?

You okay? Holy moly.

What's that?

You want to show me that?

Bree. Hey.

What?

What's she doing?

Nothing. She just does that.

I think he's trying to tell you he wants you to put in...

You done with this, hon? Uh-huh.

Oh, honey, don't worry about that.

I'll do it later, okay?

Aren't you going out with your girls tonight?

Yeah. I guess I, uh, better get dressed.

Yeah. Go have fun.

Cheers it! Cheers it! Yeah.

Mmm!

Gross. Uh!

This one's on the house.

My house.

Drink wisely. Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hey.

How you doing? Hey, I'm cara lee.

Hi. I'm kelli.

Cara lee works at lambert's chrysler-chevrolet now.

She moved down from chillicothe.

I, uh, live real close to you.

I met your kids and stuff while you were gone.

They are so great. Thanks.

I even watched them for him once.

There was a plumbing emergency or something.

Well, that's really nice. I appreciate it.

Yeah.

Well, good night.

Yeah, you too.

Who is that?

Oh, my god. She's just some girl works at lambert's.

Don't do that now.

No, I gotta get it even. Stop it.

Ladies! Whoo! These are for you.

These are from the bartender. She's very proud of you.

There.

Hey.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, check it out. They're new too.

It's like you have to... Whoo-ooh!

Do you work here now?

No, no, no. I'm just, um... Just, uh... just helping out.

You know?

So, uh... so, uh...

So any of you ladies got five bucks for a guy who really needs it?

- vonnie. - oh, my god. Let us be, vonnie. Go away.

Five bucks. Go away.

Bye.

What, is he like a volunteer now?

How Good.

Ladies, how you doing tonight?

Hi. How are you?

Kelli.

What do you mean?

I came out the window. I don't know.

What window? The bathroom.