Assassination Classroom (暗殺教室)

Let's get started, shall we?

Class Monitor,

Right! Ready!

Fire!

Well, why don't I just call roll

while you children

Isogai?

I'm afraid I couldn't make it

Excellent.

No tardies! Congratulations!

and he doesn't

We're assassins,

...is our teacher.

That's really too bad.

What's the lesson here?

Numbers are no substitute

That any hack can point

Some of Column A,

I get that you were

as widely as possible,

but the approach

When the target clocks

an assassin has to

No freaking way did you dodge

I mean, these are

For all we know, you just stood

Collect the

As was explained:

Harmless to you, but--

like a knife through warm tofu.

Developed by your government

Of course, after a few seconds,

A luxury you won't have if you

-

no discharging guns

Safety first.

And good luck killing me

You're going to need it.

Firearms and government issue

Time to get to work.

Kunugigaoka

The Assassination classroom.

The bell rings,

Okay,

Isogai!

is the odd man out?

"The boy who is standing"

employs "who" as a

-A relative pronoun...

Check it out.

Crescent moon's up.

Neat, huh?

How did we get here?

I mean, as far as I know,

two very big things

One minute, it's fine,

Permanent crescent.

Ahh... We interrupt our

for this breaking

This just in.

A portion of the moon

Some sources estimate over 70%.

I repeat: according--

What does it mean?

Astronomers the world over are

just that.

There was that,

So, I'm the one

Next year,

to Planet Earth.

But never mind that now, I'm

Isn't that exciting?!

There are so many

It was a

Uh, I'm Karasuma.

I'm from the

What, uh, what I'm

we in the business

Aw, hell. I'll just

I'm gonna need you to kill this

No offense, is this a joke?

'Cause if that's the alien

I am an Earthling born and bred,

I'm not at liberty to discuss

I'll just say he's

His threat is all too real.

As of this coming March.

He will obliterate the Earth.

Apart from you, the only people

If word of this leaks out

we'll have widespread

He must be terminated soon

Which means that you

Now, you'll notice

And for some reason,

Immaculately!

You're looking at

he can obliterate over

So fast, he's been

A world where

is a world waiting to be

He makes it

Cheer up!

I've graciously made

"Stop making fools of yourselves

"And let me teach Class Three-E

at this illustrious

We have no idea

but we agreed on the condition

would be harmed in any way.

On the one hand,

a good portion of every

On the other, he'll be in

with the means and

I distinctly remember saying

in the classroom!

Think about what you've done.

Why would this "thing"

And how are we going

if the government can't?

Those're the questions we

but I guess we got distracted.

Do the deed

Kill him, save the Earth.

If that doesn't deserve

what are we fighting for?

He doesn't think can do it.

Use that.

Green stripes indicate

We have some experience with it.

The military couldn't kill me,

why would anyone

After all, you don't

Find the cracks in this

and exploit them.

are harmless to humans

And, it goes without saying,

we'll need to keep

The clock is ticking.

Decide whether you'll

being blasted to space dust.

That should

What do you say we hit the books

and make the final year

So that's it.

If we can't find a way

Earth is gonna be history.

Excuse me while I pop over

You have my cell number,

especially trigger-happy today

If he's traveling

It'll take ten