Afro Samurai

Wait here, son.

It'll soon be over.

Remember me, No. 1?

I've been waiting a very long time for this.

I know.

But, it all ends here.

Finally... I've got the title of No. 1 in my hand.

Do... not... avenge... me.

With this band across my forehead...

I will rule this world as God himself!

It's unfortunate that you had to see this, boy.

This moment will always haunt you.

You will be consumed by hatred for me.

Challenge me when you're ready to duel a god. Heh heh...

Ha, ha, ha...

Yeehaw!

This is the end of the road...

Afro Samurai!

We got 20 guys here--

all armed to the teeth, and we got you surrounded.

We never said we were gonna play fair!

I got no idea why,

but some pretty rich folks wanna pay top dollar for that cloth.

Why don't you give it up, kid...

Everybody's a tough guy... Okay, have it your way.

Gear-up boys!

I'd put both hands on that sword if I were you...

Punk-ass motherfucker!

What the-- That's impossible!

You son of a frickin' mother!

I cut you! I cut you!

I took this job because...

I thought you were just a legend...

Just a story... a story to scare little kids.

But you're the real deal--

the Demon who dares to challenge God.

So what the hell do you want?!

Don't seem to me

like you out to make this stinkin' world a better place.

Why you gotta kill all my men? Why you gotta kill me?

Nothing personal, it's just revenge.

Yo yo yo yo yo, Afro!

That was off the chain! Cold- blooded! Damn, motherfucker!

Excuse me for probing, but what you just did back there,

was it absolutely necessary?

I'm beginning to wonder

if you got any feeling for human life left in you at all.

Hey, hey, hey. If you don't stop diss'in me,

I'm gonna stop followin' your brutal ass around.

Then whose gonna watch your back?

Anyway,

I did check some monk-looking bald motherfucker in a tree

chattin' on a celly while watchin' your killin' spree.

Don't that bother you? Sure as hell bother me.

Yo! Yo!

Hold up! Hold up!

Afro!

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Breaking news just in!

What the...?

Jeez...

Easy kid.

What's the problem?

It's HIM! He's here! He's here!

--(murmuring) --No way

What the hell are you talking about, punk?

Ain't no doubt about it, man. He...

Here. Drink up.

He had this Afro-hairdo... you know what I'm sayin'?

With kind of a greenish tint to it

if you looked real close...

And he was wearing this freakin' headband,

with the No. 2 stamped high across his freakin' forehead...

Did you say Afro-hairdo? Greenish tint?

The headband... With No. 2 written across it?

Make no mistake...

That's him, that's the No. 2!

The AFRO SAMURAI!

The Afro Samurai...!

The one who cut down the assassins of the western guild?

Th-The No. 2 swordsman... of the world?

He's cold-blooded!

He killed the brothers of Asura in only five moves!

So don't think twice about crossing swords with that guy...

What a bunch of sissies! Screw that, cowards!

You guys just watch while take that No. 2 headband!

That's all bullshit! You assholes just watch!

I'm gonna take him out!

It's gonna be me!

Let me take him baby! He's all mine.

Naa, I'm gonna be the No. 2!

All y'all just shut up!

Cause while you talk and talk and talk,

my spear will be splitting his head in half!

Just like this!

Hey, man!

Get that rusty piece of junk outta my face, man...

Ma'am...

Yeah?

Why is everyone after this Afro Samurai?

You don't know? You really must be from out-of-town.

We got ourselves a legend around here.

A legend?

Look. Two ancient headbands.

No. 1 and No. 2.

If you have the No. 1-- you're like a god--

NOBODY can touch you...

Except-- he who wears... No. 2.

The trouble with THAT is--

The trouble with THAT is,

that anyone in the world can challenge you.

Clever boy! You're interested?

The life of No. 2: constant combat.

But ultimately, the path a warrior should take

and the reward is to become a god.

Yep. They say the No. 1 waits at the top of Mt. Shumi.

You can't miss it.

It's got like 2 huge hand like things...

Get outta my way!

Take it easy, Mac!

You ain't the only one here who thinks he can take him.

Ugh!

Agh!

You caved my eyes in!