Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We're really hip.

Hey, get a grip.

He's a radical rat.

That's a fact, Jack.

Give me a break.

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so, when are you gonna see the turtles again, April? Huh?

Oh, Irma, give me a break, ok?

It's not like I can meet them

at Times Square at high noon.

It's a slow news day, April.

Do you know what good reporters do at times like these?

They take the rest of the day off and see a movie?

No. They go out and make news,

which is what I suggest you do.

You're going to see the turtles, right, April?

Oh, can I come with you? Please?

Irma, the turtles are not the most exciting thing in my life.

Maybe not in yours,

but they certainly are in mine.

Do you really have to go, master?

I do not have to. I choose to.

Hi, guys! Anything exciting happening?

Like shredder trying to take over the world?

Actually, it's been kind of quiet, April.

I guess that's why splinter's going out of town.

Great! Is there a story in it?

I'm afraid not, April.

It's merely an annual pilgrimage I make.

3 days of fasting and meditation.

Oh, you're right. That's not much of a story.

Hey, don't sweat it, April. This is the big city.

Something's bound to happen.

But, krang, I tell you--

quiet! You have let those turtles escape for the last time.

The invasion can wait no longer.

One more chance, krang. That's all I ask.

Yeah, krangy.

Just one more chance. Please?

Quiet, all of you!

I can see if I want something done right,

I'll just have to do it myself.

I'm bringing the technodrome back to earth.

Then I shall personally deal with the turtles.

All right! Yeah!

This is gonna be good!

But you'll need power-- enormous power

to open a portal that big.

Precisely. That's why you are going to take over

the hydroelectric station at niagara falls.

Attach this polarity deflector to the main control panel.

It will direct the power I need

through the portal to the technodrome.

Meanwhile, I will move the technodrome

to the proper space-time coordinates.

Krang out.

At last! My army of foot soldiers

will be mine to command again!

Don't just stand there, you mutant morons.

We must hurry!

All foot soldiers and rock soldiers...

To your battle stations!

What's going on?

Krang, I've commandeered the power station

and the polarity deflector is in place.

For once, you've done something right.

I'll drain the power from this end.

You brought a turtlecom, didn't you, master?

Yes, but contact me only in dire emergency.

I will return in 3 days.

Farewell, master splinter.

Yeah. Stay loose.

Boy, good-byes are really tough for me.

Ok, let's get back to the city.

You never know when shredder might strike next.

Fellas, we've got serious problems!

You had to open your big mouth.

What is it, April?

There's been a massive power failure

throughout the entire city.

Someone or something is draining the power.

It's the work of krang and shredder.

I can sense it.

Whoa, bud! I thought only splinter could do that psychic bit.

Well, with him away, someone has to do it.

We'll head back immediately.

Yeah! Let's show those creepozoids

what turtle power is all about!

Yes! Yes! Ha ha! It's working!

The capacitators are charging.

Shredder, the turtles will certainly learn of this

and try to stop you.

That's why I'm sending you a contingent

of foot soldiers and rock soldiers.

Oh, at last! You won't regret this, krang.

I'd better not.

Prepare to enter the portal.

At last, I have my army!

I'd like to see the turtles try something now. Ha ha!

Now, to coordinate our attack.

Shredder calling krang. Come in, krang.

What do you think caused this blackout?

I'll bet my shell it's shredder.

Yeah! My thoughts exactamundo.

If I can just tune in the right frequency...

Shredder calling krang. Come in, krang.

Krang here. What is it?

The foot soldiers and rock soldiers have arrived.

Good.

The technodrome is almost fully charged.

Estimate portal penetration

in approximately half a--

What's he saying?

I can't make it out.

Something about krang using the niagara power station

to open a portal large enough for the technodrome.

The technodrome? Megadisaster!

We've got to stop it.

We're the only hope the world has.

Turtle power!

It's hard to say no to a guy like that.

Wait for me, guys!

This could be the story of the century.

Hey, do you think maybe

we ought to tell splinter about this?

It sure fits my description of an emergency.

We can't keep running to splinter for help.

He trained us for this. We must not fail him.

I sense a great danger approaching

somewhere to the South of here.

I must hurry.

It will all go splendidly.

Prepare to enter the portal.

It doesn't look good.

Shredder's got a small army patrolling the area.

Well, well. Look at who's here.

Adios, shell bats.

Cowabunga!

Oh! Safe landing. No need to panic.

You want to bet?

And I always thought niagara falls was a romantic place.

If we're gonna go over the falls,

we should at least do it in a barrel!

Like, somebody do something,

or we're gonna be turtles on the half-shell!

There's still one slight chance

if the laser blast didn't damage the remote control functions.

It's working.

Oh, so tubuloso!

Uh, I hate to be a bother, but can't you hurry it up?!

Give me a break. This is delicate work.

Jump for it!

Aah! Aah!

Nice, donatello.

Next time you think you could shave it a little closer?

What do you mean?

We had two whole seconds to spare.

Oof! Ow!

Well, so far we've managed to lose the glider

and nearly get ourselves killed.

Turtles! Huh?

Master splinter! What are you doing here?

That drew me here.

Oh! Mondo misery to the Max!

I hate to say this, but we're in deep trouble.

He's preparing to return the technodrome to earth.

We've got to cut off the power to the portal.

Outstanding plan, dude. Any idea as to how?

Well, if we could somehow stop the river

that would shut down the power station.

Swell. We'll just round up 50 million beavers

and ask them to please build us a dam.

Not bad, but I've got a better idea.

Listen. If we can just...

Preparing antigravity points.

You're convinced this is going to work, right, donatello?

It should. Most of the river is diverted

through tunnels to the power station.

All we have to do is close them off.

As simple as that, huh?

I suppose you've got a better suggestion?

Uh...I do.

Yoo-hoo!

Hi, fellas.

Surprise!

Ohhh!

So much for that idea.

Chill out, donatello.

Hyah! Whoa!

Double trouble.

Hey, you!

Huh? Huh?

Thanks for the help, April.

I wonder how the others are doing.