Faintheart

In 1066 William the Conqueror invaded the British Isles.

In four months his army had conquered all of England.

Except one.

MERCIA, ENGLAND

Forward men, forward!

Come on. A little exercise!

You don't sleep here! Here is marching!

Men take position, signs up!

- I can not believe it. - That can not be...

- The guy never gets it. - That can not be true.

Hi there? Sorry.

Just a minor incident. But I promise you

- the fight will begin shortly. - No Nonsense, I haven't forgotten that

I only had a few... Sure, I'll be right there.

- Rich! - Start without me.

They are amateurs.

The swords to the stop!

Forward!

Thorvard, the mighty.

Reddmund the Righteous.

Oddborg, the slim one.

Wulfstan, the bloody barbarian.

You said a full house.

If you don't do anything right here, then go ahead and do it yourself, Geoff.

Gudmund Graubart Geoff.

We probably didn't start on time. Geoff doesn't let us wear watches.

Please darling. He didn't like me anyway.

Next time, I'm guaranteed to be on time.

So you're coming to my mother's funeral as Genghis Khan?

You are and always will be my maiden!

The paint has chipped a bit , I painted over the place.

Hey this is really great.

Don't worry, we can fix it.

It's not the first time that your father has fallen from grace.

Come on now, Martin. You have to go to bed.

- Well then, dad. - Sleep well.

- I wanted to be on time. - He was my father, Richard.

- Cath... - I can't go on living like this.

She can't be mad forever, can she?

No, there are people who are meant for one another.

You are like Kirk and Spock.

Except that one of you two is a woman and obviously not a Vulcan.

Yes you are right. Honestly, look at us.

Such are women.

- Oh yes? - Nothing works for them without obligations.

- That's not a bad thing. - Unless you're a lone wolf,

or a lost warrior, or a nomad.

I washed the doublet. Your chain shirt is still hanging to dry in the hallway.

- Thanks, mom. - Good night, honey. - Yes good night. - Sweet Dreams.

I will take it back.

- Live long and in peace. - Live long and in peace.

- I don't want to go there. - We all have to do things that we basically don't want.

- This is the way of life. Has all I need. - Well, my boy.

- You must have been around right now. - Right. Does anyone want to come along?

- See you later, Mom. - Yeah, all right, honey.

- You look great. - I look like a news anchor.

- Would you like me... - No.

You don't even know what I wanted to ask.

- I don't feel like going out with you. - I do not understand you.

- I don't want to go out with you, Richard. - Just for a drink.

You just don't want to accept the separation between us.

- I just want to have a drink. - I have to go.

Thanks for taking it.

She will surely come to her senses again soon.

Have you shown mom our photo in the newspaper?

- Not yet. - Show her. That's pretty cool.

- You can drop me off here. - No, I'll drive you right up, no problem.

Here is good too.

- What is wrong with you? - Nothing.

- Are the idiots still picking on you? - Just let them talk.

Come on, never forget who we are.

- Dad! - Hey who are we?

- We are mighty Norse warriors. - Exactly.

And mighty warriors never give up.

They sail away with their heads held high on the high seas.

Yes. Ready, Dad.

Don't let it get you down, my little one.

Sinotar a neweleugh!

- Oh God. Collin. - It's my new battle cry.

Terrifying.

Set sail!

Why are you wearing a dress Fags wear something like that.

This is not a dress. It's a tunic.

Should you disagree, little fagot?

Hey What's going on there?

- Just kidding. - Yes. Was funny.

If you two stink again, I'll kick you both off the team.

Is that clear? Come on. Disappears.

Now watch out: There are two types of people in this world.

The winners and the losers.

Do you keep pushing you around

then they'll keep dancing on you in the future.

He is your greatest enemy in the world.

He burned your fields, he violated your wife

and he fed your cute children to a pack of brutal starved wolves.

Mistkerl.

And everything you have left in this miserable world

is your loyal sword that will lead you to victory in this battle too.

Come on now, send him to hell.

I beg you guys. Concentrate.

Hey, rich. Your badge says...

- "Always happy to help." - I thought it said: "I do the biggest crap while working,

- "even if I don't get paid for it?" - That didn't go well.

How funny. When you're done saving "Middle-earth".

A nice mess in the exhibition toilet is waiting for your professional help.

Kim: Who would win a fight: Data or Spock?

What a question. These are logical beings.

Therefore, they would never get involved in a fight.

Unless we are in a parallel universe.

She-Hulk is one of those girls you can steal horses with.

- Until she gets mad, she'll tear you apart in midair. - What?!

Wonder Woman is not so easily disturbed.

- What kind of nonsense are you talking about? - That's the stupidest argument I've ever heard.

She-Hulk is what a one night stand.

- Wonder Woman is looking for a relationship. - Many Thanks.

- You hear it there. - What does that mean? The guy is exactly my opinion.

Kim: I like you.

He said you were wrong.

Okay, keep calm now.

Kim: I like you. Tiberius: I like you too.

Tiberius: Shall we meet?

Kim: Okay.

They were hanged, burned, drowned.

Their eyes were gouged out, their tongues were torn out of their mouths.

And what did they do? They were women.

And they dared to have their own opinion.

And that's why I love witches.

Thank you very much Emily.

George? Come on up and show us your owl.

This is my owl. Her name is Bertie.

I just remembered,

when you started here I was still going to school.

It's funny how time flies.

Totally funny.

Let's compare that to last year

it becomes clear that we were able to increase profits by 15 percent.

Let's carry these numbers over to the next year

you will find something interesting.

Please go out with me.

Okay.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Hey kim I never imagined you to be so pretty.

That's a pretty name for a pretty woman.

Warp speed, Mr Sulu!

Accelerate! Yes!

Would you like to take part in the school performance? We still have great roles available.

Do you wanna get famous.

Or do you just want to see right through me?

Idiots. If you are not like them, they will hate you.

Stupid. I am Martin.

- I know. We're in the same class. - Yes.

Martin!

- Martin! - Who's that guy in that car?

I do n't know, I've never seen that before.

What are you waiting for my son.

Do you think the Visigoth hordes destroy themselves?

Hey!

- But it seems nice. - Please just go.

But first we have to...

Vince, if you a lady would have to recapture,

where would you take her to?

I would like to fly into space.

I'll think about that.

The leader of the Saxons has just been dug up.

There is still hair and skin and stuff on him.

- Just have a picnic here. - Good idea, my friend.

- But that wouldn't be for them. - Just ask Mom what she wants to do.

No, I want to surprise you. It should knock them off their socks.

She went crazy. I would never have left you.

When the fire is out

only the first spark can help, so that the flames come back to life.

Collin, you are a fat, fat, hairy genius.

Come on you two. Come on!

Where?

- Bye! - Dad, warte.

Hurry up!

- Tell me why you know women so well. - I used to be one.

Excuse me, aren't you the lead singer on Doomsday's Child?

Yes, I used to be.

You are the greatest, the greatest!

He had a red cannon with a belt.

He had a blue cannon with a gold belt, a hundred each.

Definitely not a neutralization cannon. It always has two trigger levers.

- It's even on the internet. - What, it has two trigger levers?

I can't help either. I didn't invent the cannon.

- In any case, the belt must be made of gold. - This is too expensive.

- Oh, I don't care. - The gates of Valhalla are closing now, people.

Either you go voluntarily or you experience the courtyard to hell here.

- Is she there yet? - No.

Hey come on That'll be great.

Yes. It's just a date, nothing else.

What do I do if she sees me and turns around right away?

She doesn't do that. Because she has a really great guy in front of her.

Julian, you are great and you know almost everything about Star Trek.

The woman is very different from me.

She didn't even know how Romulans disguise themselves.

- Not everyone can know that either. - That does not matter.

But the emotional level between us is really great.

- I hope she isn't ugly. - Listen.

She's the lucky one here, and if she sees it differently, let her go.