Pretty Little Liars

Spencer: Melissa!

Hanna: Previously on "Pretty Little Liars"...

Emily: Ian didn't commit suicide.

That entire suicide letter is made up of "A" texts.

What?

I don't remember a thing from the night Ali died.

You know what I do remember?

Your pink hair. I thought it was cool.

I know the funeral was today.

I just wanted to come check on you.

Wait.

I wanted to see how you were doing after last night's near miss.

She was online this morning checking

every college with an endowment and a pool.

So, be happy. At least it gives us time for a second date.

Aria: - I really needed a hug from you today, - Ezra!

Not later at your apartment or tomorrow at Hollis.

Here, right now.

Things are a little tense right now between me and Isabel.

- Does mom know that? - Your mom catches on pretty fast.

- Sorry I'm late. - So, are you going out

with Noel, or was that just a one-off?

He's a major get.

Now he even has some bad-boy cred.

You know, there's bad, and then there's bad.

I caught him at the window.

Aria: He broke into your house?

Thank you for not calling the police.

I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

Guys, look.

Alison: I know you wanna kiss me.

- Oh, my God! - She was still alive!

Why would "A" show us that part of the video?

To keep us distracted for when the next attack is launched.

Or to tell us there's more to what happened that night.

Guys, Ian tried to kill me in the bell tower

to get back his perverted videos,

and he went after Ali for the same reason.

Yeah, but "A" had us convinced that Ian killed Alison,

and now it's, what, two miles

from the kissing rock to Ali's house.

Did she turn off the camera and walk home

in the dark, alone?

Yeah, someone could've been waiting for her

and surprised her when she got home.

- Like who? - Like Ian.

Just because he didn't kill Alison at the kissing rock

doesn't mean that he didn't do it an hour later.

If Ian didn't kill Ali, did "A"?

So, uh, did you invite Ezra to the show?

No, he's out of town presenting a paper at a conference.

Did you invite Caleb?

Why would I do that?

Because you kissed him.

How was it?

Well, I wore the total wrong gloss.

You know the kind that looks wet, but it's really sticky?

Oof, the wads of hair get stuck to your mouth.

It's all fun and sexy till somebody hacks up a hairball.

Hey, could we please keep folding?

I needed these done yesterday,

and I've already missed a million committee meetings.

Can I get it? It's just a text.

If it's from Ezra, then yes.

Wow. Toby has turned our boss into a romantic.

I was always a romantic!

You know, under a thin veneer of pragmatism and...

...a few shockingly bad choices.

Guys, uh, I'm gonna go deal with this.

Spencer: Do you realize that we finally

all have boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?

Okay, I do not have a boyfriend!

Yeah, you do. You just don't want to admit it.

Tell Ezra we say hi.

Hey, what's up?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Look...

I said some things after the funeral

that I probably should have kept to myself.

I thought that you felt better knowing that Ian had commit...

Well, so did I, but...

I don't want people getting the wrong idea, you know?

I won't say a word.

And, plus, the way you handled things with my brother, I...

...kind of owe you one.

I have to get back.

We're, uh, folding programs for the fashion show.

Ah.

My mom gets in tomorrow.

One final speech before she steps down from the board.

I thought Jessica DeLaurentis was the board.

She only joined because of my sister.

Ali lived for that fashion show.

I should go.

Martini me.

Extra dry, extra olives, coming up.

- Hey, Hanna. - Hey, sweetheart.

Hey. What's going on?

Well, your father and I are cooking up a little

farewell fling.

Mind setting the table?

Are you still leaving in the morning?

Yeah. Thought it'd be nice to have one last dinner,

just the three of us.

So, what's for dessert?

Or are you saving that for your new family?

Wow.

You sure know how to walk a girl home.

So, what time do you need me tomorrow?

Um...

After schoolish?

I'll know after the meeting.

You think you can build me some makeup tables?

For you, I won't sleep until it's done.

Good night.

Good night.

You obviously have no control over the situation.

Then what the hell is Jason doing back here?

Hey, champ.

- Just get home? - Mm-hmm.

Hey, do we have any pretzels?

Um, Melissa took them with her on the trip.

A week at a five-star resort,

and your sister cuts corners by bringing her own snacks.

You could've gone, too, you know.

No way, I'm too busy. Who was that on the phone?

Oh, just some yahoo from the junior league board asking for donations.

You sounded angry.

Well, I told them I already bought a dozen tickets to the fashion show.

Don't we have anything salty?

Dad, you're not supposed to have salt.

You're not supposed to watch me so closely.

I'll be in my study if you need me.

This is Jessica DeLaurentis.

Please leave a message after the beep.

Yeah, I took a business card,

but I think I left it there in Texas.

Yeah, you'll probably find it under the bed.

Well.

Can I talk to him?

Yeah, hang on. Hang on one sec. Emily wants to talk to you.

Hey. I wanna e-mail you my paper before I hand it in.

Next week.

Do you have time?

Okay, perfect. Thanks, dad.

I just miss him.

You were just in Texas three days ago.

I know, but it wasn't easy leaving.

What if you stayed with dad a little longer next time?

You mean, like, for maybe a whole week?

Maybe until summer vacation.

Honey, I can't leave you here by yourself.

Mom, I'm really busy right now.

I see you at breakfast, you hand me my lunchbag,

and then I'm gone until dinner.

I do my homework until way after you're asleep.

When you say it like that, I sound like a vending machine.

You're not a vending machine,

but you're also not my chauffeur

or my baby-sitter anymore.

I could stay with a friend

and then join you and dad in June.

You know what, I'll think about it.

Okay.

Thank you.

Good night.

He was, like, yelling yelling.

Slow down, I haven't had coffee.

Kind of just wanted to drink it, not swim laps.

Wait.

Your dad was yelling at Ali's mom?

Why? Did you ask him about it?

Yeah, but he, like, lied lied.

Why would he lie?

The real question is what's really going on with Jason?

He told me that he was in that creepy house alone,

but there was somebody else in that upstairs window,

and I was not just imagining it.

But it wasn't Ian.

Okay, so who? Or what?

He's hiding something.

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

I don't know, okay?

Maybe shutting out the world is just how he copes!

Who knows what he's feeling right now.

Well, apparently you.

I'm just trying to be human, Spence,

okay, he lost his sister.

What?

Just got an e-mail from Ali's mom.

What does it say?

I don't know. I'm too scared to open it.

Do you think she knows that I called and hung up last night?

- ( Message tone beeps ) - No, no.

I just got the same e-mail.

Why does Ali's mom wanna have lunch with us?

Oh, they've made some nice changes to the menu,

haven't they? Hanna, what are you gonna order?