Low Season (Low Season สุขสันต์วันโสด)

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THE DRIVER IS GIVING ME STRANGE LOOKS

Fifty meters to your destination.

Spending the night here?

Good luck then.

What...

WELCOME TO DIAW DOI

Not exactly as advertised.

Hi there.

Oh, I have foot fungus.

Doctor said no contact with water.

Okay, let's check you in.

Follow me.

Come, come.

Are you okay?

I'm good. I'm good.

Forget it.

Your room's on the right.

Creepy?

Yeah.

It's my toy.

Better, huh?

If you say so...

It's good you came in the low season.

I can look after you properly.

Hungry? Help yourself in the pantry.

I'll be going away to the temple.

For a temple fair?

A funeral.

My cousin.

Drowned in the canal right over there.

Hear the water?

It took us a whole day to find his body.

He was all bloated and rotten. The smell was insane.

Thanks for the details.

I'm going to go to my room.

Have a good night.

Thank you.

He went toad-hunting.

Swollen as a toad himself...

Lin!

What's up?

What took you so long to call?

Sorry.

Is that your room?

It's pretty rustic.

From the look of it...

I bet someone died in there.

Stop it!

You're scaring me.

Shit. I forgot my Buddha amulet.

What should I do?

Watch The Ghost on TV.

To keep you company.

You bitch!

Bad reception here.

Lin!

Good luck, my friend.

A funeral.

Drowned in the canal right over there.

Bloated. The smell was insane.

Spirits of the jungle, please protect me...

Shit!

You! Stay up there.

Don’t come down.

Pal, hang tight!

No... shit!

I'm outta here!

Help me, please. Help!

Help!

There's a gecko...

Never mind.

Sorry to bother you.

Do you mean this gecko?

Scary shit!

What the hell am I doing here?

Why won't you go away?

Please go. I'll make an offering to you!

Don't be such a drama queen.

Hi.

You should have told me you prefer sleeping outside.

Rainy and cool.

Outdoorsy girl. Hi, Pud. How was last night?

Did you sleep well?

Didn't sleep a wink.

I was up all night.

Someone turned up the TV so goddamn loud.

Young people have no manners these days.

Loud means the TV is working...

You're talking about me?

Look. Just say it. No need to be sarcastic.

Right, I mean you.

I walked through the rain and knocked on your door

-to tell you to keep it down. -Was that you?

-Damn right. -Why didn't you wait?

I came out and saw nobody, so I thought...

it was someone with bad intentions. Couldn't sleep all night.

Neither could I.

Good. We're even.

-Even how! -Well.

I couldn't sleep. You couldn't sleep. We're even.

Don't be so daft.

Have a light breakfast first.

This will keep you slim.

The weather's nice, calm yourselves down.

I'll sing you a song.

Easy-peasy, we Thais are so cheeky

Take it easy, don't have to be nosy

Pud!

Taking a dump? Not a good time,

there's no water.

Watch your skirt, lady

I don't want to be nosy

Watch that skirt, don't be cheeky

Watch carefully, I feel so lucky

Easy-peasy, we Thais are so cheeky

Hi, I want to go to Kew Mae Pan.

Good luck, girl.

Can we go now?

No, we can't.

I'm picking up that young man.

Over there.

Is there any other transport?

Nope.

Look... I...

Hi Om, I'm waiting for you.

What? You're not coming?

Okay, fine.

Look, I'd like to go to Kew Mae Pan.

Can I ride with you?

You sound desperate.

Yes or no?

Two thousand baht.

-One thousand. -Two thousand.

Final price.

Cheap ass.

Why are you in such a hurry!

Damn.

Pick up your trash.

Take my jacket.

Thank you.

Warm enough?

Lin.

I love you, babe.

Romantic crap. I wanna puke.

I'll never forget the sparkle in your eyes.

Asshole.

You.

Hey.

How could you do this to me?

-Calm down. -Why are you doing this to me?

-Take a deep breath. -I'm not going to cry anymore!

Then stop.

You're embarrassing yourself.

How did I get to this point?

BE MY GIRLFRIEND

BUT YOUR MOM DOESN'T LIKE ME!

Seriously, what's wrong with seeing ghosts?

You told him you could see ghosts?

I did.

How many guys have dumped you because of this?

It creeps them out.

From now on, keep it a secret.

This is Gett, my best friend,

who furiously protects my interest in everything.

Look...

I think...

Don't tell anyone you can see ghosts. Okay?

That's right.

Life was easier after I followed my friend's advice.

Until I met him.

-What are you doing here? -His name's Tor.

He's a senior at my university.

The hottest guy on campus.

You don't have to do this job.

Shit.

Help. I want to go home.

Babe, I love you.

Cut, cut, cut!

So fuckin' good!

He made my heart swell every time we were together.

They already said cut.

Oh, wait.

It's overcooked.

Just a bit, I don't mind.

Come on. Move already.

I'm starving.

For you.

Nice and yummy.

I went to take a shit and the catering girl took my role.

-Tor. -What?

That hug scene was written for me.

Right, I'll give you one.

See you.

When we're done, let me drive you home.

Who would have thought that the hot guy would dig me!

We were together for three years.

After graduation, he became a superstar.

With millions of followers.

And me?