Breakfast: Accept the Reality (பிரேக்ஃபாஸ்ட்: அக்செப்ட் த ரியாலிட்டி)

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Hi.

Check.

Check.

What's up this weekend?

Empty.

Meet?

Bangalore?

Boring…

Malaysia?

"Hold me so tight Don't let me free"

"You're such a sight I'm on my knees"

"My soul stirs With your sweet scent"

"Your scent drifts Inside my breath"

"This tipsy heart Craves your tease"

"Before our fingers meet My body pulls you in"

"Like Wi-Fi, We connect through our skin"

"It comes in fast, Does it really stick?"

"The flirting, the glances Did all that time go to waste?"

"You click, I flip Gen X full trip"

"Has love turned into A museum display?"

"All that future talk Did it ever hold weight?"

"Hug me all night and day I'll stay right here, come what may"

"You lead the way with love to say"

"Do it more than you say Every limit's made to break tonight"

"You'll decide how life will unfold"

"This tipsy heart Craves your tease"

"Before our fingers meet My body pulls you in"

"Like Wi-Fi, We connect through our skin"

"It comes in fast, Does it really stick?"

It'll just be a tiny prick.

- Like an ant bite, barely anything. - Oh, no, no!

Just do it…

It's bleeding!

Is it hurting too much, honey?

What?! Say that again?

It hurts!

Is it hurting too much, love?

"This tipsy heart Craves your tease"

"Before our fingers meet My body pulls you in"

What are you writing?

Come on, show me!

"I love you, Rishabh-Lakshmi." So cute!

Thank you…!

My first gift to my wife!

So the gifts before…?

Those were for my lover.

So I'm not your lover now?!

You're both…

After marriage, the love meter dips a bit.

I'll slipper you!

You'll only love me till you die…!

Only me. Underline it.

- Okay? - Okay, okay, okay!

Rishabh sir, is it raining outside?

Yup. Chennai's going underwater in five hours.

Is that why you're going to your hometown?

Want to join me?

Even if a tsunami hits, Chennai is still my home.

- Why not take your wife along? - She's apparently not coming.

Why not?

She says she wants a divorce.

This generation, I swear…

Say "I do" in the A.M., "I'm done" by P.M.?

It's been five years!

The court still won't grant me divorce.

I want a decision today.

I won't step down till I get one!

Otherwise, I'll jump and end my life!

Please get down. Let's talk and sort this out.

Dharmalingam, is your client coming or not?

Five minutes since the call and he isn't here.

Shall we mark it as 'did not appear' and close the case?

Just a minute, Ma'am.

He's not coming, Your Honor.

He's a born escapist. An irresponsible clown!

Please, just grant the divorce.

Look at him, Your Honor.

The heat's killing us,

and this idiot walks in wearing a raincoat!

What's with your outfit, man?!

If you get drenched in rain, you can dry off.

But if your heart gets soaked,

can you wipe that off, Your Honor?

What nonsense are you spouting?!

The heart I speak of--

is standing right here, Your Honor!

First, ask if all of her…

I'm sorry, ask if all of this miss' items are here.

That can wait!

Ask him to return the T-shirt first.

He's making personal things public property!

You fool!

Even that shirt was bought by me!

Even the pants were bought by me!

I paid 2,000 bucks online.

I have proof, Your Honor!

What now? Even my undies are from you, right?

- Want that too, huh? - Hey! This is a courtroom!

Excuse me!

Stop it!

How dare you? Why are you hitting him?

If he stripped in public, book him under nuisance!

Or send him straight to a mental hospital!

But hitting him? Really?!

Silence!

Is this a courtroom or a fish market?!

Contempt of court!

I'm fining both of you. Two thousand rupees each.

If you don't pay,

you'll spend a week in jail.

Is it a single cell…or shared?

What?

Is it a single cell?

No, shared cell.

No, thank you, Your Honor. I'll pay the fine.

Me too, Your Honor.

That's not all, you both must go to counseling with Dr. Gangadevi.

Even if you attend, and she says you haven't changed one bit,

this court will decide whether to proceed with the divorce.

I'm here to pay the fine.

Sir?

Do you accept credit cards?

Only cash.

No cash means you're going straight to jail.

Just for a week, right?

Looks like the mosquitoes and bedbugs are starving. Poor things!

Constable?

Take this man and lock him up.

No, sir! Please don't! I'll pay it myself!

He won't survive even a single mosquito bite!

And why are you two getting divorced anyway?

So we can dance solo in front of the mirror!

It's none of your business!

Auto? Will you go to ECR?

Just charge me the commute fare alone.

You paid the fine for me…

Let me return the favor.

Come on.

Go!

This is a mental hospital, remember. Ladies first, always!

Good morning, doctor!

- Sit down. - Thank you.

- You must be Rishabh? - Yes, ma'am.

What happened?

What happened?

He can't even see straight, doctor.

- He has so much attitude! - She pushed my chair away, ma'am.

He lies nonstop, doctor.

If you toss his dirty lies into the sea, the whole ocean will turn into Dead Sea!

And what about her?

Even a lie detector would glitch! She weaves lies that sound like the truth.

Oh, me? Say that again, I'll knock your teeth out!

This is my office!

Then come knock them out!

- Come knock them out, let's see. - Why are you baring your teeth?

- Why are you acting like a lunatic? - You're the lunatic!

- You're the one acting crazy! - Hey! Enough, both of you!

- How dare you? - Stop it!

Sit down!

See that room there?

Go fight it out, then come back calm.

I'll wait.

Sorry, ma'am.

It's okay.

These things happen with couples.

Think of me as your friend.

Please, go ahead to the room.

No, ma'am, I'm okay.

Look…

Only when you vent your anger out, can you be open with me.

Go ahead.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Very good!

Feeling better now?

Please just give me the certificate.

I can't survive one more minute with him!

How long since you were married?

How many months has it been?

Three months, ma'am.

Lies!

It's been 133 days!

You forgot that, too?

I lost my memory after I married you!

I'm a platinum abacus champ, ma'am.

Platinum, really?

Must be an antique shop piece!

Just for him,

I pierced my nose.

Do you know how much that hurt?

And this mutt?

Goes on trips, weekend outings with other woman, like it's normal!

- Guess where he went. - Hello? Hello?

Don't play dumb.

He flew off to Bangkok with her!

Oh, really?

Didn't you enjoy Bangalore?

All I did was ask if it hurt to pierce--

and she bit me, ma'am!