The Bodyguard 2 (บอดี้การ์ดหน้าเหลี่ยม 2)

6.00a.m., Bangkok.

Hey, girls, this is like heaven on earth.

You got that right.

- Repeat after me: Over. - "Over."

- Crowded. - "Crowded."

Now get out! Some of you wait outside.

Jesus, you're a load of morons.

I'm surrounded by idiots?

To the left.

Not the right. Keep to the left.

Here you are. Is there anything else?

No, thank you.

Hello there, Wong. Long time, no see.

Have a seat, my old friend.

Sit down, sit down.

Today we're going to get plastered.

Hey, who kicked you in the head?

I told you, kids these days are terrible.

- Over there. Do you see him? - Who?

The guy who's talking and laughing. Do you see him?

Here's a gun. Put it away.

Let me see the stuff.

- Pope. - Yes, sir.

Show him the stuff.

To be honest, I wouldn't sell this stuff...

...to anyone else.

Oh, this is fun!

Kids from across the river have asked me for this stuff...

...but I won't let them have it.

I don't see anything.

Pope! Turn it on for him!

You know he's a freaking retard.

Jesus!

Sorry about that. I'll take care of it.

Confused, aren't you?

I told you so.

- Can you use a gun? - When I lived upcountry...

...I used to shoot at birds every day. - Okay, come here.

Keep your eye on that guy. That guy there.

- When I give the signal, take him down. - Okay.

- When I nod my head, you shoot him. - Got it.

Give me the money.

- I don't have it. - Then get it from the guy who does!

Are you a complete imbecile?

Is it a revolver?

- No. Are you sure you can use this? - Of course.

- Cock the gun, aim and fire. - Why cock it?

So you can fire it.

- Take off the safety. - What is the safety?

- Are you sure you can do this? - Jesus!

I told you I can shoot!

- Okay? - Okay.

Don't let anyone see you.

Watch him.

Who are you? Why don't you get lost?

Don't move. No one move!

- Is this a joke? - A joke?

What joke? Is it your joke? Come on, admit it.

Cock the gun. Release the safety.

I'm an honest man. If I weren't honest, then I would be dead by now.

Oh, damn it!

- Hey. - Asshole!

Hey! Shoot. Shoot him.

- How did you get down here? - I fell, moron!

Look where you're shooting! You're messing up my hair.

Let's get out of here.

This way!

Cock the gun. Release the safety...

I don't understand.

- Sin! - Yes.

- What are you doing here? - Sitting.

- I know that. Where did they go? - That way.

That's twice now.

I'm not upset...

Hurry!

What kind of bird has a purple head?

The Purple-headed Sparrow.

I've never seen one before.

It's just migrated to Thailand.

It must have been a long flight. You've lost your feathers.

What happened to you? Your face is a mess.

- Shoo! - No!

This way!

Get out of here.

It was a pleasure serving you.

Run!

I will give you a Medal of Honor for your bravery.

- It's the basement. - Why did you bring me here?

- Can I have a Medal of Honor if I die? - Of course not.

Die and keep me safe.

Didn't you hear the guns?

Let's get out of here.

You, take care of him.

- The rest of you follow me. - Yes, sir.

Shoot him.

You idiot! Where did you learn to shoot?

Where did he go?

Damn it!

Who are you shooting at?

Is that a gun? I can tell by your face that you want my motorcycle.

Take it. Take it.

Over there. He's getting away.

You didn't have your indicator on.

I was about to turn!

- Why didn't you slow down? - What is the biggest fish in the world?

- Mekong catfish. - Wrong. A whale.

What can move at over 80 kilometers per hour and jump over a car?

A motorcycle?

Damn, why is the bus so late?

What was that?

They're filming a movie.

They did the same thing last week.

They closed the road for hours. Look, it's a motorcycle chase scene.

Stay calm.

An ambulance is coming.

Left! Left!

I'm still alive and I'm breathing!

I'm still smiling.

I'm still alive.

You fight hard, but someone up there loves me.

Here, this car is perfect.

Come this way. This one. It's only 300,000 baht.

Judging by your appearance and personality...

...l'd say this car is perfect for you.

Forty-eight easy installments and first-class auto insurance.

How does the horn sound? It startled you, right?

So are you interested?

How about a test drive?

I'll go get the keys, then. I'll be back.

Hold on. Let me park first.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, don't say that.

I miss you.

Of course I miss you.

Come on. Don't say that. I had a bad dream last night.

I dreamt my car was stolen.

It's okay, though. It's right here. It was just a bad dream.

I've got the keys. How about that test drive?

What's the hurry there? Calm down. This car is perfect for you.

Hey, hurry up!

Do you want to die?

I've been driving for 20 years and I've never hit a person.

I've been crossing roads for 60 years and I've never been hit.

Watch yourself, jackass!

You have a gun?

God, he just keeps coming.

Are you an assassin?

You missed!

Oh, my god, the car is on its side.

How is this possible? Let me out!

So you want to race?

I'm dying for a smoke. Did you order any gas?

It looks like this is the end.

Special agent of the Anti-Terrorism Task Force of Nongwaileum.

- What about the car? - Get it fixed.

Right.

Get up. Get up. Don't look at me like that.

You were hard to catch. Get up. Get going.

Secret Service Agency, Nongwaileum Government

Why have you arrested me? What did I do?

With good looks like these...

...how could I look like a criminal? See what I mean?

I have a good family name.

My father sells jewelry.

My mother works at the national bank. My brother works at the ministry.

You're all in deep trouble.

How many times have I told you?

Think before you act!

Do you know how to think? You jackass. I've told you...

Hi, sweetheart.

I'm at work. I'll be home at 6.

Okay, dear. See you then.

They are screwed because of you.

Where will you get the money to pay for this?

Do you think our government can pay?

Is your daddy rich?

Do you think my father is rich?

You!

Yes, honey? Noodle soup?

I knew you'd like it. Yes, tonight at 6.

What kind of noodles? Thin noodles. With lots of fish.

See you at 6.

It's lucky that the chief doesn't know about this.

If he closes down our division...

...what are we going to do?

How will we eat?

Answer me!

I won't be home at 6! Forget about the noodle soup!

Get out!

Go!

My record's perfect. I won Outstanding Citizen awards for three years in a row.

I'm suing the lot of you. You too. I'm suing everyone.

I'll sue everyone who looks like you. I'll sue everyone with your last name.

But I'm not suing myself. Aside from myself, I'm suing everyone.

How many times are you going to sue?

Don't even ask me about him. What a bore.

My husband comes and goes as he pleases.

I haven't seen him for days. He's never home.

I don't even know what he does for a living.

He used to work in construction.