Ride the High Country

- She-Hulk? - She-Hulk. She-Hulk.

Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk. Give 'em what they want.

Previously on She-Hulk...

That name better not stick.

What if you made a profile as She-Hulk?

I'm not proud of this.

Is there anything worse than dating in your 30s?

I have to admit, I was a fan.

I mean, your battle with Titania in court,

it was incredible.

Supporters of the Free Titania movement are celebrating

- that she's been cleared of all charges. - Boo.

I've got court documents filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.

She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"?

But that's my name.

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Hey, Titaniacs, can't wait to see you all.

- Ched! - Yo. What's up, Jen?

You can't just walk into my house!

What do you want me to tell you? I just did.

I'm making a killing selling these signed She-Hulk products.

They love you. The people love the She-Hulk.

- So I need your John Hancock for me. - I'm not signing those.

What do you mean? I'm supporting your business venture.

No, this is not mine. It has nothing to do with me.

- It's got your name here on the label. - This is someone else.

This woman, Titania, has trademarked my name.

That's dumb. Why would you let her do that?

I didn't let her, Ched.

Huh.

You know, Jen,

the way trademark works is,

whoever gets there first, gets it.

So if you would've done yours first, she wouldn't have been able to do that.

Thank you.

She tweeted that she'd be here connecting with her fans.

You follow her?

It's for reconnaissance. Where are you going?

- To talk to her. - Yeah, we are.

But we're not waiting in line. You kidding?

We enter with confidence. That's how it works. Excuse us.

What is this?

"Snake venom lip plumper."

She's literally selling snake oil.

"Beauty serum."

"Beauty oil."

"Beauty tonic." How are these not all exactly the same thing?

Are you kidding? They're completely different.

Free samples?

These are all for me and that girl.

Thank you so much, thank you.

I'm so sorry, little child, but the line starts way back there.

I don't wanna cut.

I want you to stop, and take all of this down.

What's the issue?

You're using my name to sell your trashy products, and you're suing me?

Get over it, Jennifer. The name She-Hulk is mine.

Excuse me?

Could you take a photo?

Oh, my God, yes. Back up a little bit. Just give me some space.

- She's gonna... - You taking it?

Just one, and that is it.

I can't believe she stole my name.

But you said you didn't like that name anyways.

- I don't. - Okay.

It's just what people decided to call me. It's not who I am.

I'm still Jennifer Walters.

She-Hulk is just a thing that happened to me.

- That's a really good perspective to have. - I admit there are parts that I enjoy.

- Okay, you're not done. - Like the amazing hair, no hangover.

Walking home with headphones on without being afraid.

- Every woman's dream. - But I'm not a different person

who needs a different name.

Okay. So you're not mad at the name She-Hulk?

No, I don't care about it.

- Okay. So you're totally over it? - Yeah, like, the most over it.

You're crushing your stapler.

What?

Why does she have to charge her fans so much for everything?

Because that's smart, Nikki. That's why she is rich and you're broke.

What's happening, Nik?

Oh, I was just talking to myself.

I can't pretend I'm here for a friendly visit. I need a favor.

Oh. Well, you know my price.

- Return favor. Plus interest. - Done.

- Okay. - Stand in line with me

waiting for a sneaker drop?

The Iron Man Threes are coming out. They're limited to one pair per customer.

Why do you need two pairs?

One to rock and one to stock.

Okay, so you're telling me that you collect shoes

to look at that you're never gonna wear?

I respect that.

I'm not gonna brag to you or anything,

but I do have some pretty rare limited editions

that I got from my drip broker.

Through your... Excuse me, your what?

Yeah, I got a guy, Alonzo, the drip broker.

He can find anything you're looking for, fashion-wise.

Can this drip broker find someone who could do custom clothing

for, say, a super-human sized person?

No doubt.

Okay. I'm gonna need to call in my favor right now.

- You haven't done my favor. - I'm letting you slide on the interest.

You're right.

You're right. Slick Nik. Slick Nik.

I just wanted to thank all of my beloved Titaniacs

- for helping me reach my... - I'm over it. I really am.

This is a boba café.

Alonzo says that it's a front for a superhero clothing business.

Okay.

- Hi, are you ready to order? - Hey, how you doing, man?

My boy Alonzo sent me.

Alonzo. Okay, what's the order?

No, no. My boy, Alonzo,

the drip broker.

He sent me.

For the superhero stuff.

This is a boba café.

What is that, Chinese? I'm not Chinese.

Well, I said we're not cops.

And I said it in Chinese.

I feel so much shame.

- He's mad. I offended him. I... - Okay.

Come to the back.

- All right. - Creepy back-room situation.

- This kind of hustle. - Okay.

What do you need? I got everything.

Captain America shield, Thor hammer.

Avengers T-shirt.

This says, "Avongers."

You don't like Avongers? I got Avingers.

Oh, with an I.

I kind of like this.

Okay, no, we don't want bootleg stuff, okay?

I want custom-made clothing for a superhero.

Question, if you're not the guy, then do you know who the guy is?

He won't meet you. He's exclusive.

Okay. So you do know the guy.

Okay, fine. I'll buy one of your Avongers T-shirts.

- And a matching hat. - Yes, I wanna complete the ensemble.

Okay.

No.

Hi.

I wanted to talk to you about making clothing for my client...

Do you have a referral?

Titania referred me.

I saw you shrug. Rejected.

Actually, my client is an Avenger.

- She's one of the top-tier ones, sir. - Yes.

Fifteen-minute consultation. My assistant will set up the appointment.

I can still see you.

- Okay. Okay. - Yes, sir. Thank you.

Is everything all right, sir?

No.

Why did I pass a billboard on Santa Monica Boulevard today

advertising a She-Hulk booty boost smoothie?

Oh, so, that's not actually me.

So that name was never really mine, officially.

Everyone in the media just started calling me that.

But now this incredibly awful, slightly super-powered woman...

Uh, yeah, I'm gonna stop you, 'cause none of that's my concern.

Okay.

GLK and H made She-Hulk the face

of our superhuman law division.

And now, we find ourselves in the middle of a frivolous lawsuit.

No one hires a firm that can't handle its own messes.

I am going to fix this, sir.

No, you won't.

I'm surprised and relieved you aren't foolish enough

to try to represent yourself.

At least you know that basic rule.

I'm taking this on as a professional courtesy,

but moving forward, we are not colleagues.

I'm the attorney, you're the client. That's the only way this can work.

Agreed?

Agreed.

Why didn't you trademark your pseudonym?

I never even thought about it, you know? Why would I?

Did Doctor Strange have to trademark his name? Did Thor?

You chose two examples of people who use their real names.

Mmm-hmm.

This is the person who legally outmaneuvered you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We need to show strength. Countersue.

Establish you were using the name

in a professional capacity before the trademark date,