Lala Pipo: A Lot of People (ララピポ)

Produced by Lala Pipo Production Committee.

There are only two types of people in this world.

People who keep grovelling all their lives

and those who escape that and rise to the heights.

People who have sex

and those who watch other people having sex.

People who can step into an unknown world

and those who can't.

Trash that disrupt peace

and super-heroes that protect it.

That's right. There are only two types of people in this world.

People who are loved by millions

"Super idol Miho"

and those who are loved by none.

LALA PIPO - A Lot of People

Your apartment...

That sweet voice turns me on.

N-No! Stop.

Cut the innocent act. It's not gonna make me stop.

Then... will you wear a rubber?

So, you do want it.

Slut.

Time has stood still for me for years now.

I don't have any friends or anybody I can talk to.

Or I should say, anybody human I can talk to.

Hey!

Hey!

Give me a break. You've been jerking off everyday.

This is my only companion right now.

Find a girlfriend and let's get some real sex.

My...

penis.

You better get laid or you're gonna start rotting.

It's really tough on me when you whack off every single day.

Hiroshi Sugiyama, age 32.

Freelance writer Monthly income 150,000 yen.

Bye.

Bye.

Why can a stupid-looking jerk like him

have sex with a different girl every single night?

And why me...

an elite a college graduate with a bright future

has to beat off while eavesdropping on the stupid jerk?

I'm sorry...

Why does a girl like her sleep with that stupid jerk?

Why?

Love isn't about academic record.

Shut up!

Why not? It's just dinner.

I have something to do at home.

Then let's go to a movie this Sunday.

I'm sorry. I have to work.

Then, when are you free?

I'm sorry...

When is good for you?

I was trying to be nice because you're my senior

but frankly, you're totally getting on my nerves.

We should get together and talk first. You just've to get to know me.

I don't want to.

I'm writing about ecology and nature.

I don't care! You fat slime!

It happened about five times in a row

and I became fed up with life

so I dropped everything, shut people out

and am barely alive.

Something has to change.

That's right! Finally, you realised.

"Spy concrete microphone"

Good. Here we go.

I'll take it off myself.

I object! No masturbation!

I object! No masturbation!

It should stop raining soon.

Really? I hope so.

Sorry, but I can't go pick you up today.

This girl too... with that stupid jerk.

Why?!

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

It's all right.

Do you live around here?

Yes.

A conversation with a human being...

What do you do?

I'm a writer.

I talked and talked to make up for lost time.

As if I was awoken from a dream...

It had been a long time since I had sex.

We did it five times.

It's adorable.

Maybe...

we sort of...

make a cute couple.

We're two of a kind.

You know...

A good match.

Screw you! You!

I...

I'm...

I'm...

I'm a freak.

I'm sorry about the other day.

Yeah...

Your boyfriend?

It's not like that.

I'll leave you two alone.

We're not like that!

Please stop!

Shut up!

Hey. Take it easy, fatso.

I said, shut up!

This isn't funny.

Stop! Both of you!

Stop fighting...

over me!

What is it with you two?

I'm not kidding.

You two crap fat asses!

I'm sorry.

You were Ionely, weren't you?

I was Ionely too.

I missed you so much.

That's why I brought that man home.

I'm...

I'm all yours.

I'm...

I'm!

You're finished, loser.

Will you tell us about your greatest romance?

Mm... It was...

Hi... Where do you work? Please. That's all I want to know.

At a department store.

I bet you look good in the uniform. You must be really popular.

Not really.

That has to be a lie.

Why do you think I chose you instead of all the others?

Because you're so pretty.

He was really cute.

Had nice eyes.

Just work three hours a day, four days a week for 300,000 yen.

500,000 or more, if you don't mind being a little sexy.

Buy a Gucci. Wear a Chanel.

Why should a pretty young woman like you look so drab?

I've never met anyone like him.

Just talking to him lifted my spirit.

I don't think you've discovered your true self yet.

With a little courage, you can open the door to happiness.

Come on. Let's go see a whole new world.

Thanks to him, my world changed.

Move it... Hurry up and get changed.

I'm sorry.

You're so pretty. What's your number?

I know it must be embarrassing

but it was your own decision

and if you quit now, I'd lose face.

That's not what I meant.

I don't mind wearing lingerie or being touched.

Talking to customers...

I'm not very good at talking to people.

Huh?

I don't get along with the other girls, too.

They used to be in gangs or they're doing drugs.

They scare me.

You don't mind the sexy part?

That part, I don't mind.

All right.

How about the hand-job club upstairs?

You don't have to talk that much to the customers.

You'll get your own room so you won't run into the other girls.

That sounds nice.

You give the customer a hand job and make him cum.

You can practice on mine.

Go on... Hold it.

But I haven't even held your hand yet.

This is for real.

He comes to the shop everyday. It's kind of creepy.

He's bad news.

Maybe you should change shops.

What about the "fashion-health" club upstairs?

Fashion-health?

You just use your mouth instead of your hands. Easy.

Do you wanna practice?

No...

Please, don't.

Then... I'll wear a rubber, okay?

Please do that.

I'm serious about you.

I want you to marry me...

He's real bad news.

He found your department store.

He said he videotaped you at the shop and

that he'll send it out if he doesn't get a million yen.

I'm scared.

Maybe you should quit the department store.

So, what is "love" to you?

Trusting the man...

So...

Do you wanna quit the fashion-health club

and try porn movies?

I'll be your manager.