Donny!

So, Jasper, you were voted the number one

- Little League player in America. - Yeah.

He is, right? Sit up straight.

You must be proud of him, huh?

Oh, yeah. I work really hard

to bring out the best in him. Right, buddy?

Okay, send Jasper out and bring the doctor in.

Let's give Jasper a hand, all right?

Switch hitter.

We're gonna bring someone else into the conversation.

He's known as the world's number one child psychologist.

We're lucky to have him here today, Dr. Lewis Lewis.

- -

_

Welcome to the show. This is Glenn.

- Hi. - Nice to meet you.

- Have a seat. - Thanks.

So, uh, what's going on here?

What I want to do now, we're gonna show a quick video

up there, and it's... I think it's gonna

stimulate some good conversation.

So guys, let's put the clip up.

This guy has no idea what's about to hit him.

Come on, we practiced...

Jesus, what are you swinging at, Jasper?

Come on, you're a switch hitter.

Hit something.

Uh, who gave you that video?

Hey, why don't you shut up?

Why don't you shut up and sit down?

- This is just about the kids. -

Dr. Lewis, what are you seeing in that video?

Well, you know, children around Jasper's age

can't handle that kind of pressure.

It can actually be really harmful.

- _ - Well, you obviously never won anything

in your whole life.

- Glenn, I-I've won a lot in my life. - Not any Emmys.

Winning for a young person means something else.

I have a nine-year-old son myself,

and I always say to him, it's not about beating

the other guy at this point. It's not about the other guy.

It's about yourself. It's about being your best you.

What do we say on the show, guys?

- BEBU. -

I still can't believe this one caught on.

It's caught on. People know it.

I think it's great. I think it's very empowering

because sometimes parents push things on their kids

because they don't feel great about themselves.

What are you talking about?

- You don't even know me. - Ask him about Daddy.

I want to ask you something about you, Glenn.

Did you play Little League yourself?

Yeah.

Did your dad come to the games?

- No. - Okay, Donny,

time for a little role play.

Uh, I want to try something.

I want both you guys to stand up for a second.

Glenn, please trust me 'cause we help...

we help people on this show.

I want you to look at the doctor here,

and instead of seeing the doctor,

just imagine that's your father.

Take yourself back. Say, "Hi, Dad."

- Hi, Dad. - Hey, buddy.

Can I have a hug?

No, just... please, just do not see the doctor there.

I want you to see your dad.

- All right. - I'm with you, buddy.

- Can I have a hug? - Of course, big guy.

Come here.

- - It's okay.

Okay, let it in. Come on, all-star.

- There, little guy. - Oh, a man hug.

This is why I do this show. This is what we do.

- That's a tight hug. - Glenn...

- That's a little tight. - Glenn, that's okay.

- That's a little aggressive. - Glenn, no, no no, Glenn.

Glenn, Glenn, that's not a hug.

It's getting "Springer" up in here.

- Toss to break, Donny. - Glenn, no no.

- You gotta get off. - all: Oh!

What is it about pile-ons that men find so irresistible?

We'll be right back.

Technically, shouldn't it be pronounced "bye bye"

because it's B-Y-B-Y?

No, it's BEBU, and this is the kind of stuff...

We gotta run with this, like, Dr. Phil,

I know when he sees this it drives him crazy.

Let's do t-shirts. Let's do the whole thing.

You are obsessed with Dr. Phil.

No, Dr. Phil's obsessed with me.

I don't think so.

If I was obsessed with Dr. Phil,

I would not keep him front and center here.

This little guy that he sent me a couple years ago...

A personal gift, my Dr. Phil bobblehead.

I have nothing but love and respect for that man.

That reminds me. I've been meaning

to tell you something to upset you.

- What? - Um, Dr. Phil was named...

New York's number one most loved talk show host.

How? The guy tapes in LA.

It doesn't make any sense.

That doesn't bother you, right?

'Cause you just want to be your best you, right?

- BEBU? - It is about the BEBU.

- BEBU. - I am Mr. BEBU,

and I love that man.

I'm gonna congratulate him right now.

Hey, Violet?

- Hi! - My good friend,

Dr. Phil just got a nice award. Send him a...

Is it weird that I find him super sexy?

Yes. Let's send him a, uh...

A nice... a beautiful gift with a personal note...

- Okay. - From me congratulating him.

I am on it.

Why are there no Donny bobbleheads?

Mmm, 'cause no one wants them?

Zoe, do we ever work?

Usually, no, but I'm on door duty.

Your ex is upstairs.

- Piper? - Uh-huh.

- What is she doing here? - Mm-mm.

I want to sign Jagger up for a Tap Competition.

Tap-Off New York.

- Where is this coming from? - I saw your show today.

You actually saw my show.

I did. You are coddling Jagger.

That's why he's having such a hard time fitting in.

Jagger is like the happiest little boy I know.

- I let him do his thing. - He is happy,

but your whole "winning doesn't matter" thing?

That's a loser mentality, and I don't want that for him.

- He's not you. - He's got his whole life

to win, to get fired, to lose.

Let him just enjoy life.

He's nine, and middle school applications

are around the corner, and we need

all the extracurriculars we can get.

- This is a big deal. - Okay.

Let's do this, all right? He can enter it,

but it's not gonna be about winning.

It's gonna be an exhibition.

Watch him meet some more kids, have some fun.

I don't want him going into it,

and getting his heart broken if he loses.

Oh, this is about the Little League thing.

This is about you losing that Little League trophy,

weeping in front of everybody. That's what it is.

Okay, I didn't weep. It's not about that.

Let's just say, "Go have fun.

It's not about first place, second place."

- Can we just agree on that? - Sure.

Whatever you want, BEBU boy.

"Whatever you want," I like that.

You do have the best set of BEBU's ever.

- And you'll never see these again. - You love telling me that,

- don't you? - I do.

Come on, let's go tell the Jaggster.

That's really great, babe.

- My boy, how good are you? - That was fantastic.

Do you know what I think would be so fun?

- We... - What we think would be so fun?

Should enter a tap competition...

Tap-Off New York.

- Okay. - But it's not really

a competition. It's like an exhibition

where you and other kids get up...

And you... you're not competing against each other.

- You're just... - They are.

- Well, no. - It's called a tap competition.

- I'm in. - We are gonna get you a coach.

- Yes. - This is gonna be fantastic.

- He doesn't need a coach. - He does.

It's not about the winning. We've talked...

All the kids have coaches.

How do you know all the kids have coaches?

In a competition, every kid is gonna have

- a tap coach. - It's not a competition.

- I like Mom's idea. - Yes

We are gonna get you a professional coach.

Whoa.

Hello.

Wow, you're obviously Coach Gordon.

What's happening? I'm Donny.

Absolutely, nice to meet you.

- Good to see you, man. - Wow.

God, what a dump you got here.

- Oh, it's nice, it's nice. - No, it's great.

You in the entertainment industry?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

I have a talk show, "Donny, exclamation point."

Is that like a "Ellen" or a "Jerry Springer," kind of...

Not like that, more like a Dr. Phil.

- - God, I love Dr. Phil.

Well, I hear a little... little tap.