Stupid Wife

Keep going, Luiza.

Anyway, I want to talk about this employer-employee relationship,

the fact that the CLT (Brazilian Labor Law) has come to bring together employee rights.

Umm, the right to a Christmas bonus salary...

vacation and retirement rights. And we know that it's still not enough.

Perfect! Perfect! You're perfect!

And when is this seminar coming?

Umm, next week.

And everything is done already?

Well, not quite. It's still missing some details, not much though.

Wow, it looks very good to me. What else is missing?

You're wonderful!

Well, I want to talk more about the CLT, about the disrespect,

about...the indifference towards the workforce.

Umm, but isn't this seminar next week?

Why are you working on this now? You should enjoy your Friday.

Valentina, I have responsibilities.

I'm on a scholarship, no one is paying for me.

Couldn't you find...a more relevant subject to talk about?

Seriously, Valentina? -Yeah!

Look, Valentina! If this isn't relevant to you, it is to me.

There are lots of people starving, and continuing to work in the slave system.

Don't you see the news?

Luiza, look, my mother is an entrepreneur.

I can say for sure, It's just employees taking advantage of labor rights

bringing medical excuses all the time. It sucks!

Taking advantage of labor rights?!

I can't believe you're going to graduate from the same law school as me.

Well, I'm not the one that is saying that.

Just meet with any entrepreneur, talk to them, and they will tell you.

It's a bunch of employees taking them to court, for nothing.

Guys, it's getting hard for the employers. -Guys, I'm sorry, but I can't take it!

If you aren't mature enough to listen to someone who has a different opinion from yours...

I have no maturity? You're an asshole, Valentina!

Stupid!

Luiza!

Wow, you're sister put on quite a show, huh?

She's just completely clueless.

But I think you can teach her common sense, Igor!

Don't you agree?

Honey, can you help me make copies? It's hard to stay here.

Okay.

Come on. -See you guys.

I was too hard on her, wasn't I?

Do you honestly believe this nonsense you just said?

Igor, don't you know me? Of course not!

Are you nuts?

I only said that, because I wanted to piss Luiza off.

Have you seen how hot she is when she is angry?

Hot...Careful, okay?

Careful with that sense of humor, people may believe you think that way.

I could care less!

I'll go after Duda, okay?

Stay out of trouble, okay?

Go on!

I love you, asshole. -I love you too!

Nerd!

Luiza?

Luiza?

Luiza!

What are you doing here?

I'm waiting on Duda.

Oh, I saw her passing by with... with Igor thirty minutes ago.

Shit, what time is it?

It's almost eleven. I'm closing the place, okay?

Come on!

Okay? -Gosh, I will have to run to catch the bus.

No, Luiza, don't take a bus now. They only pass by hourly.

Take a taxi around the corner, it's much faster.

Okay.

Be safe!

Thank you!

Pick up, Eduarda! Pick up!

Shit.

Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol! Pick up, Carol.

Did I scare you?

I didn't even notice it was you.

What are you doing here?

I was here praying, you know... that no ghosts would show up.

Apparently, It didn't work.

Luiza?

It's late for you to be here by yourself. Go home.

I know.

I'm waiting for the bus, but it's not coming for another hour.

An hour? Take a taxi!

I have an idea...get on, I'll give you a ride.

You must be crazy to think that I would ride on this thing with you.

Okay then.

Okay...I'm coming with you.

But don't be a smart ass, please.

Hey?

Won't you thank me?

What for? For putting me in danger the entire way?

Luiza, stop being dramatic, nothing happened.

Drama, Valentina? We could've died!

Luiza, hold on! -What the hell do you want?

We'll get married one day!

I'm serious!

You're ridiculous, Valentina!

TWO MISSED CALLS FROM DUDA

I'M SORRY, DEAR.

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH IGOR. THE NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS RIDING ALONG WITH HIM.

I CALLED TO TELL YOU, BUT I THINK YOU'RE ALREADY IN BED. I LOVE YOU.

THE AWAKENING

Ouch, what a headache.

Luiza, are you awake?

Valentina?

What is this?

Huh?

What are you talking about?

Valentina...what the fuck is this?

Where have you brought me to?

Luiza, we are in...our bedroom.

Our bedroom?

Are you crazy? -What's happening?

I should be asking you!

What is this? Is this some kind of... reality show?

Is this a...a joke?

Honey, calm down. -What the hell is this place?

Calm down, you're just confused. Breathe.