Gigantics (Absolute Giganten / Gigantic) (Absolute Giganten)

Look here. Naomi.

Fucker!

You think you are a lover, a Valentino. But the ladies think differently,

want the real thing, no light-version, but rather a big boon!

From here to the moon!

Rico, that does not rhyme at all!

Friendships are like desires: great, big, absolutely gigantic.

And when they get a hold of you,

they won't let you go. Sometimes forever.

If he had a girlfriend, her name would be Susanne! But he does... not!

I heard you don't want to stay at the hospital?

Alright.

Good. In the execution of a sentence against Johannes Floyd Klebeck,

Försterweg 143 in 20359 Hamburg, currently employed as station assistant

at the district hospital Hamburg-Süd, the district juvenile court Hamburg decides:

the convict Johannes Floyd Klebeck

will be exempted from his punishment from the verdict

of 09/24/97 after the expiration of his probation

of 26 months according to § 26a JGB because of a successful probation.

At the same time the police remark is declared eliminated.

Ok, you can go.

Just a little bit more! Yeah, cool!

Off! Off! Off!

Hey! Turn it off! Off!

Yes, Klaus...

Off! It is off!

Say, Butty, are you about done? I really got to get going.

I got the 2nd shift now. If I won't be there on time,

my boss is gonna force me to play sex games again.

Say, are you totally nuts? I'm trying to talk on the phone!

I'm yelling from the top of my lungs! In a minute Klaus is gonna get his thing...

his, his... Convertible?

And if not everything is spotless... Where is that thing anyway?

Under the green covers. Covers off, there you go.

Old rackabones, hey!

Let me see the nice piece.

What's up with the car?

Some tape still has to come off and then...

I can't believe it.

Listen up for a second.

I said: black, yes? Black! Black!

But it is black. No!

No! It is... No! Black, dopey! Black!

I meant without a bill. Black, you know?

You asked if black was possible. Yes. Black.

Ok, now listen closely.

By Monday noon you will have transformed this mortuary piece

of shit into a sinful dream in anthracite-mint!

Just as we had arranged it. Alright? Or else I am gonna rip your balls off!

Hello, yes?

Hey Walter, you dumb-ass, freeze! Don't you think that you can go

and hang around with your gay friends. There's work to be done here!

But you said when the car is ready... I'm not gay!

I'm not interested in either of it. You make sure this thing here will be

anthracite-mint, in fact yesterday!

Pussies, ladies, babes und sisters! Come to me, I'll give you blisters!

I was with it today, tomorrow, yesterday! All females cry: extra-fly!

Among the cars I am the limo. James Brown - good god!

Calls me sex machine. Always ready! I know the score! Am immune, liberated!

Got the copyright! On the lustiness, delightfulness, moisture, wetness!

Twosome! Alright? That was a gewgaw. Your lover is so soft I could puke.

Ladies, look at me! I am like Charles Bronson!

Or mellow, uninhibited, steamless? An endless, timeless love party?

Then the watch will melt like Salvador Dali's! I am the maximo in gigolo!

With distinction!

So? How do you like it?

Floyd!

Super! Really good. I'd say, that will probably have

a totally different impact on women, but... respect!

Hey!

I am Rico! The maximo in gigolo! With discinction! Rico!

Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard.

Today you really made it. Today you managed

to come in late twice in one day.

Bravo!

Fuck you!

Or you do it with a Fish-Mac!

'Cause you are wack! Come and wipe away that speck!

You cannot even jerk off anyway! Cannot sit and cannot stay!

Because you are just dumb as shit! Don't even know my name, bro!

I'll say it to you loud and low!

7 Macs with, 9 without, 5 Maxis double without, 3 with!

Richard! Fast! Fast! Fast! Richard! Faster!

My name's Rico! Rico! And I am fast!

And I do stuff fast! And this, dammit, is fast!

Hi, Telsa.

I dreamt that I fell off a really high balcony.

It wasn't something like an estate balcony, but rather like that of a mansion.

I was wearing a long black dress. Baroque-like with a really long veil.

You know, I was rather watching more than I was really experiencing it.

But... it had still been me though.

Do you know what I am thinking sometimes? There should be music there always.

Whatever you are doing. When it's really messed up,

then at least the music's still there.

And at the point when... when it's like a perfect dream,

then the record should jump and you'd always hear that one moment again and again.

Shit, man, I'll be ready in a second. Come in!

Rico!

Rico, who is more dangerous? Godzilla or Hitler?

What? Hitler!

Where is my football shirt? Where is that shirt, dammit?

The one with the black and white stripes!

How should I know where your stuff is? Thanks!

You're a pain in the neck! I'm trying to talk on the phone!

Rico!

Chantal, do you know where the black and white shirt is, with the stars?

Mano has it. Mano, you asshole! Take it off!

You pervert asshole! I'm on the phone! How are you talking to each other?

My brother's on a roll right now. Hold on.

Hey, did you two do it already? Rad, huh? You can tell me.

Ey, if you touch my sister, I am gonna rip your balls off! Understood?

Hey, you ass!

Not you. Yes.

Man, what does this smell like?

How do you think it smelled before? That's Chanel.

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Haha!

Yes.

So what, Butty, not dressed yet?

Hello!

Ah! Yummy!

Good evening, Mrs Piral. That's a daring dress you're wearing.

Well, if anybody can wear it, then you. What movie is this?

Walter, ask your friends, if they want to eat something.

Rico, I think, you are the funniest funster in the world.

Thanks. That's nice.

No, grandma, we gotta go.

Alright, what did he say?

Poor Ricco heard from the doctor today

that he got an STD... really bad.

Mamma mia!

You rascal!

What did she just say? That I'm the lady-stinger No. 1?

Nah. That you're gay.

What? That's true, isn't it?

What's that? Dude, why are you telling your grandma shit like that?

Say, how do you smell, anyway?

Many, many, many... women!

Women!

Grandma, why don't you smell his shirt?

Yes!

Uh!

No! No! That's from my sister!

Sistere, huh?

What's little sister in your fucking dumb language, hey?

Froggio (eng. "faggot").

Froggio.

Froggio, huh?

"Boys from your neighborhood".

Ciao.

Let's go!

And here he is on the ball! Someting magic is in the air!

The masses rise! Oh, friend! Oh, fiend! The women are crying!

You cannot but love this man! Because he loves the ball! Because he returns the love to the ball!

Because he makes millions, billions of soccer-fans in the whole world - bah! the universe...

"Rico! Rico, the savior!" they shout. Hey, what's up, you fags?

That's what you waited for! Who against whom, hm?

I'd say, the heteros against the homos! Great idea! So it's we against the rest!

I'm gonna have kick some in your box again! .. In your butt!

Well, I'm playing with the gays. Me too.

Ey, what's that shit?

You're shouting too much. I think I like it better on this team.

Exactly! We'd rather be nice!

I'm gonna tell your dumb grandma, idiot.

Yeah? How are you gonna do that?

Hey!

Hey, pass it on!

Guys?

As of today, I'm not on probation anymore.

I also don't have to go to the hospital anymore.

Rad! And what's up now, free man?

I'm gonna be gone tomorrow morning.

I'll take a freighter to Cape Town.

And from there on to Singapur and...

I probably won't come back.

You are going to leave Hamburg?

I have to go somewhere else.

I gotta go somewhere, where I really belong.

I don't know yet where that's gonna be, but I'll find it and...

that's where I'm going to stay.

You're gonna be gone for good tomorrow and did not say a word.

Since I went on probation, for 2.5 years,

I have just been waiting for this day. When I can do anything I want.

I have to do, what I want. And if I don't do that now...

What kind of an asshole are you?

Rico, you cannot be pissed at me for that.

Pissed? Who is pissed? Are you pissed?

No, I'm not pissed. Well then. So what now?

Nothing, what should be? Well, then everything's clear, right?

Everything's clear, right?

You are probably the biggest asshole I've ever met!

What was I supposed to say? I've known you since I had this apartment and the job

at the hospital and the stupid probation. But I've been wanting to go even

before I knew you! What was I supposed to say? Hello, it's me, Floyd!

Nice meeting you. By the way: I gotta go in 2.5 years.

You are the best buddies I've ever had. I had...

the greatest time in my life with you, but...

Tomorrow morning at 10 I'll be gone.

What are we going to do now? What do you want to do?

Doesn't matter, something together.

What, together?