Pimp My Bride (L'heureuse élue)

[soul song "Lovely Day", by Bill Withers]

Angel, please,

I like this one, black ceramic goes with everything,

On a fireplace, it's pretty,

And the flames will

bring back memories,

No, no, no! Angel, listen, please,

We're all tense now,

Where is my money?

I'm listening to you,

The bailiffs took everything from me, even my watch,

I have nothing left,

Your cryptocurrency must have worked,

My developer scammed me,

He stole the program from Microsoft, I got screwed, that's all,

- We got screwed, - But I invested money,

Wait, when you invest, you take risks,

No, no, no!

Okay, I'll pay you back, I will give you back your 80,000 euros,

It was 100,000,

Exact,

And how?

I'll ask my mother,

- I'm his last, - To your mother,

Her darling, she can refuse me nothing,

[theme reminiscent of the ticking of a clock]

You have three days, Benoît,

Phew!

- Mom ? - Benoît?

- Won't I wake you up? - No,

Do you remember that you have a mother?

- Everything is fine ? - Yes, great, In great shape,

- Is the weather nice in Marrakech? - Yes, very beautiful,

- Finally, it's dark there, - Yes of course,

Okay, great,

Did I tell you I set up a company?

- It will be listed on the stock exchange, - Darling, I'm glad to hear you,

But when you talk about your

boxes, it's to ask me for money,

I don't know what you're talking about,

And your father and I have decided

not to give you another penny,

It's for your own good,

OK, so I'm only calling to ask you for money?

It's almost midnight,

I know you, I don't see any other reason,

Yes, you know me,,,

If I'm calling you this late, it's because,,,

I'm going to get married,

I couldn't wait to tell you,

But it's midnight, I'll call back at a more decent hour,

Roland!

Roland!

Roland!

Roland!

Stop shouting,

You'll wake up the whole hotel,

- Benoît called, - At that time?

He wants money, right?

OK, is he only calling us to ask us for money?

You are really,,,

Benoît called us to tell us,,,

Yes ?

He's getting married!

My Benedict?

But obviously your Benoît, Who ?

Yes ?

My darling, I told dad the good news,

It's late now,

I'm so happy, Tell me everything,

Ask her if she's really a girl,

Tell me about your future wife,

- What is she like? - Let's go to the inquisition,

No, but I haven't heard from you for months, you tell

me that you're going to get married, I have the right to ask,

Of course, What to tell you?

It's,,, Hm! It was love at first sight,

And she is,,,

mannequin, there you go,

She is a model,

And,,, I was planning to come to Marrakech tomorrow to present it to you,

Wonderful idea, Mon assistante va vous prendre les billets,

- Great, - We can't wait,

Moi aussi, maman,

We are super happy, son!

- Arrête, tu vas réveiller l'hôtel, - Well, see you tomorrow?

- Oui, bonne nuit, chéri, - Good night,

Well that's it,

Je suis dans la merde,

What are you doing there?

J'ai à te parler, Emily,

Do you ask me to get me in your fiancée in front of your family?

Ils fêtent l'anniversaire de mariage de mes parents chaque année là-bas,

I don't go there anymore, but there, c'est le moment de faire mon retour,

- With my future wife, - Et c'est quoi le plan ?

Do you tell them you get married and what?

C'est simple,

We bask for a few days all paid costs,

Ma mère va me demander comment je compte financer le mariage,

There, I tell them that we are

going to put it simple because

we put aside to buy a three-piece,

Là, normalement, I leave with a big check,

I adore you and I will never forget everything you have done for me,

But you are sick,

Finally, I'm not

going to let you

get roasted by a mafioso,

I'll pick you up tomorrow, Thank you, you save my life,

You're going to have

a dream weekend,

Yes of course, Yes,

Yes yes,

For Benoît?

- Photovoltaic panels, yes, - I have a suitcase,

Solar panels have

nothing to do with it,

The difference?

It's better, yes,

There, we are on voltaic,

Yes,

Hm, hmm, Yeah,

Oh, in Dunkirk? Two minutes,

Is there no sun, even in summer?

Otherwise, do you have a

Personal Training Account?

Hello ?

Hello ?

Hello !?

Son of a bitch,

Sorry, Benoît?

Always Benoît,

Once, I was expecting a Stéphane, a guy comes up and it was Jean-Claude,

- Another guy, - I'm Benoît,

Here we go,,,

Benedict,

Well done, it was a trap,

Ahead,,,

Benedict,

No, “Guingamp”,

It doesn't matter, Come on,

Oh,,,

You tell yourself that women are rarely rare,

Non,

En fait, c'est cool, chauffeur Uber, For a woman,

C'est pas payé de ouf, donc j'ai

plusieurs boulots, But it's calm,

C'est important, le calme,

Very, Afterwards, beware,

the car is temporary,

Moi, je voudrais ouvrir un

salon de coiffure classe dans

une ambiance chic et élégante,

What is

this fucked!?

- Ton clignotant ! -

Fils de pute, tu vas voir,

What are you doing?

- Un pour chaque trou, salope, va ! - Isn't that okay?

It's not true!

J'avais un pied en 41 et l'autre en 44,

- There, in front of the red car, - OK,

It goes quickly when the discussion is interesting,

Je vais la chercher et on file à l'aéroport,

I let the counter turn,

Je rigole, c'est Uber, In fact, it's a system that ,,,

Un système,,,

Who,,,

I don't know how it works,

Ah, tu es prête ?

- Give, the Uber awaits us, - Benoît,,,

My agent took me a big ad for L'Oréal,

Une fille est malade,

I go immediately to London for the shoot, Tu comprends ?

No, my whole family awaits us in Morocco,

Je suis désolée,

Wait, if you don't come, ma famille me donnera pas d'argent,

If I have no money, bad guys make me do nasty things,

Tu vas pas me laisser tomber ?

Chier !

Gently, I'm leasing!

Il est fou, lui,

Du coup, on va où ?

Sophie, comment tu vas ? It is Benoît to the device,

Écoute, c'est fou, je pensais à toi,

Finally, to us,

Et,,,

Et j'avais envie de t'inviter en week-end,

We haven't seen each other for a long time,

Capri ?

In Capri, it was a misunderstanding,

- On était dans le noir, je,,, -

Allô, Sophie ?

OK,

OK, OK, euh,,,

No,

Pff!

Allez,

Allô, Ségo ?

How is she going? C'est Benoît, Ben,