Needle Boy

There's been an accident.

Your class...

They're all dead.

It's so crazy to think, you could have been on that boat.

I mean, you would have drowned along with the others.

I am so happy you're here.

Have you cried?

Wait.

Can't you stay inside me a while?

Can't we just lie here, holding each other?

Who told you about the accident?

Jacob.

It must be really strange for you.

Did you completely forget you were meeting early?

It really is a miracle.

How...

How can it be a miracle to save someone evil?

Someone evil?

Yes.

But you're not evil.

Yes, I am.

Why would you be evil?

I think I know that better than you.

No.

You know a lot, but you don't know anything about this.

Nick, I think it's perfectly normal to react like this.

Thinking radically about yourself, or... feeling you're luckier than you deserve.

That's not what I meant.

If you ever knew what I'm thinking -

you would either hate me or leave me.

Why are you saying this?

Hey...

Do you remember a while ago -

when things weren't great between us?

I considered leaving you.

But I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I knew you wouldn't be able to handle it.

But you didn't do it.

That shows you do possess some compassion, after all.

No.

I caught myself thinking maybe it'd be easier if...

If you died.

That's sick, do you know that?

I fucking hope normal people don't think like that.

- Did you never have thoughts like that? - Of course not!

If I did, I would tell you.

- Do you always say what you're feeling? - Yes.

- I don't know what's with you lately... - I'm just telling you the truth.

Maybe it's...

Like you said before... Maybe we've just had a rough patch.

Everybody goes through those.

I don't think so.

Last time we had your sister and her kid over -

- all I could think of was how it would feel to fuck your sister.

I thought maybe it'd be best to fuck her in the ass -

since she'd had a kid.

Why are you doing this?

You had a rough morning, with the accident and all -

- but that doesn't give you the right to be such an asshole.

You asked for the truth.

Why didn't you answer your phone?

I'm so glad you're here.

Hey.

Our first story is a tragedy which has claimed the lives of 12 people.

The police have just revealed that 11 students and their professor -

lost their lives in an accident at sea.

A biology class on a field trip capsized while conducting -

- Are you playing Chima? - Yes.

- The tragedy occured near Aarhus. - Cool.

Among those killed are Camilla Larsen and Mathias Alfredson -

as seen on these photos.

A memorial will be held tomorrow at Aarhus University -

Does the TV have to be on?

What?

What do you mean?

Can't we just enjoy the pleasure of each other's company?

Honestly Nick, it's not that strange to be shocked by what's happened.

I just thought you could spend time on someone who's still alive for once.

What is this all about?

I'd just like to spend time with you, instead of watching TV.

Why are you making a scene in front of Emma?

Can't you see she's upset?

- Emma, are you upset? - Why don't you say something, Jens?

- Well, Nick... - I'm not the one who's angry and annoyed.

Well, we can certainly hear that!

I just...

Now we're having a good time.

What would you do if I died?

Well, the young have arrived!

So, what do you do?

- I kill frogs. - Frogs?

Yeah, I study biology at university.

I have my own little frog guillotine.

Do you know how to break a blonde's nose?

No.

It's pretty easy. You take out your cock -

underneath a glass table.

Well.

Maybe you don't go for blondes.

Did you know that children -

can't drown during delivery?

It's impossible for them to breathe underwater.

No, I hadn't thought about that.

The umbilical cord is the only way they get oxygen.

Until it's cut, of course. They breathe on their own after that.

I once had a brother.

A twin brother, as a matter of fact.

There's a complication during delivery.

I don't really know how, but somehow I wrapped my umbilical cord -

around my own throat.

So I cut off the oxygen supply to both myself and my brother.

I was suffocating.

And the doctors just panicked, so they cut the umbilical cord.

So I survived. But my brother died behind me.

Try to imagine drowning in your own mother's womb.

Well!

Then how about we do something, seeing as how we're here?

Such as?

Hey, you're all right!

Are you gay?

- Fuck you! - Hey, I'm just asking if you're gay.

- What? - Do you like men?

Fuck, no!

- How do you know? - Because men don't turn me on.

Have you ever been with a man?

- No. - What I mean is, you don't really know -

- if you've never been with a man. - Have you ever been with a man?

Yes. I have, actually.

I went to a bar and met a guy -

and then we fucked.

I fucked him rotten.

And do you know what?

It was absolutely not for me.

My point is, you don't know if you haven't tried, do you?

You're the one who's fucking weird.

Listen, my friend. Don't be so scared of cracking up.

You get wiser for every time you pull yourself together.

How the fuck do you know?

Just because all your wives left you, and your kids don't want to see you -